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Maybe Zohran Mamdani is giving me a tiny glimmer of hope about life, the world, and everything?
November 4, 2025 at 10:31 PM
Maybe Zohran Mamdani is giving me a tiny glimmer of hope about life, the world, and everything?
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Bill Ackman gotta be on the third draft of a tweet longer than Middlemarch right now
November 5, 2025 at 2:52 AM
Bill Ackman gotta be on the third draft of a tweet longer than Middlemarch right now
Holy shit that felt good
November 5, 2025 at 4:46 AM
Holy shit that felt good
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The existence of this photograph (which is a real photo of a real person at a Mamdani campaign event) is enough to establish for me that voters writ large have absolutely no grasp of what policy is or how any given policy impacts their lives. It's all vibes.
October 29, 2025 at 11:40 PM
The existence of this photograph (which is a real photo of a real person at a Mamdani campaign event) is enough to establish for me that voters writ large have absolutely no grasp of what policy is or how any given policy impacts their lives. It's all vibes.
Terrified of turning this baseball game on again tonight
October 29, 2025 at 2:07 AM
Terrified of turning this baseball game on again tonight
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daylight saving time the moment you start feeling halfway decent about life
October 27, 2025 at 2:13 AM
daylight saving time the moment you start feeling halfway decent about life
Slutty costumes are out, I’m going as the Steeler’s Monday night outfit for Halloween
October 28, 2025 at 2:24 AM
Slutty costumes are out, I’m going as the Steeler’s Monday night outfit for Halloween
I miss when we all used to change our names to spooky things on twitter during October
October 24, 2025 at 2:04 AM
I miss when we all used to change our names to spooky things on twitter during October
I’m so tired of dating in SF
October 20, 2025 at 10:49 PM
I’m so tired of dating in SF
If there’s not a Partiful for it I’m simply not coming
October 20, 2025 at 2:50 AM
If there’s not a Partiful for it I’m simply not coming
Jokingly told the guy I’m seeing that 20 day anniversaries were really important to me 🥲
October 18, 2025 at 3:39 AM
Jokingly told the guy I’m seeing that 20 day anniversaries were really important to me 🥲
It’s decorative gourd season, motherfuckers
October 15, 2025 at 12:06 AM
It’s decorative gourd season, motherfuckers
Group chats in SF be like
October 12, 2025 at 11:04 PM
Group chats in SF be like
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taking Tylenol just to feel something (autistic)
September 26, 2025 at 5:05 PM
taking Tylenol just to feel something (autistic)
I love playing adult musical chairs, aka picking a random window seat on an 11 hour flight and hoping none of my coworkers pick the same row
August 24, 2025 at 12:59 AM
I love playing adult musical chairs, aka picking a random window seat on an 11 hour flight and hoping none of my coworkers pick the same row
Mattress shopping as a single person is such a humiliating experience lmao
August 23, 2025 at 8:55 PM
Mattress shopping as a single person is such a humiliating experience lmao
I have decided to become a single issue California voter and that issue is motorcycle lane splitting
June 26, 2025 at 11:59 PM
I have decided to become a single issue California voter and that issue is motorcycle lane splitting
You’re an adult, you can literally just leave work and go to the beachfront Taco Bell and hang out with the baby blackbirds whenever you want
May 23, 2025 at 4:36 AM
You’re an adult, you can literally just leave work and go to the beachfront Taco Bell and hang out with the baby blackbirds whenever you want
Ya’ll mind if I leave this bird here?
May 8, 2025 at 4:25 AM
Ya’ll mind if I leave this bird here?
Packing up my mom’s house and just found this letter she wrote to her mom when she was 8 😭😭😭
March 15, 2025 at 12:27 AM
Packing up my mom’s house and just found this letter she wrote to her mom when she was 8 😭😭😭
Do you know where fish store their clothes? Shelves
March 8, 2025 at 4:08 AM
Do you know where fish store their clothes? Shelves
I want to like it so bad but I can’t
February 22, 2025 at 10:05 AM
I want to like it so bad but I can’t
Being in your 30s is getting mail about tax reporting for an IRA you don’t ever remember opening
January 31, 2025 at 6:56 PM
Being in your 30s is getting mail about tax reporting for an IRA you don’t ever remember opening
Just did a rewatch of the Twilight Saga with my gen z roommate and am on such high getting to tell them the lore of how someone leaked Stephenie Meyer’s 5th book so she stopped publication. They had no idea, I feel so old and wise
January 17, 2025 at 8:09 AM
Just did a rewatch of the Twilight Saga with my gen z roommate and am on such high getting to tell them the lore of how someone leaked Stephenie Meyer’s 5th book so she stopped publication. They had no idea, I feel so old and wise