APML, MD
@apml.bsky.social
Your favorite communist with physician characteristics
Lots of physicians hate nephrology and it’s understandable why: it is the only specialty with the audacity to ask the question “what if we made doctors do math”
March 22, 2025 at 3:14 AM
Lots of physicians hate nephrology and it’s understandable why: it is the only specialty with the audacity to ask the question “what if we made doctors do math”
You think I’m weak? Watch me bend pipe cleaners to my will
March 21, 2025 at 9:09 PM
You think I’m weak? Watch me bend pipe cleaners to my will
Great news, everyone: The Envelope That Tells You Where to Live will now instantly vaporize you upon opening. Epic!
March 21, 2025 at 4:04 PM
Great news, everyone: The Envelope That Tells You Where to Live will now instantly vaporize you upon opening. Epic!
“I attended a screenin-“ oh you saw a movie. You went to the movies. You went to the movie theater? Get the fuck out of here
March 20, 2025 at 11:39 PM
“I attended a screenin-“ oh you saw a movie. You went to the movies. You went to the movie theater? Get the fuck out of here
The Case Manager chuckled. “You mean the MOT form?”
March 20, 2025 at 2:12 AM
The Case Manager chuckled. “You mean the MOT form?”
Slowly intuiting that the intern I’m speaking to has no idea what “you gotta hit ‘em where it hurts” means in reference to my ever growing collection of opened graham cracker wrappers next to my workstation
March 20, 2025 at 2:05 AM
Slowly intuiting that the intern I’m speaking to has no idea what “you gotta hit ‘em where it hurts” means in reference to my ever growing collection of opened graham cracker wrappers next to my workstation
Feeling anxious at the state of the world but then remembering that actually doing nothing and being a stupid idiot is an act of resistance
February 22, 2025 at 3:22 AM
Feeling anxious at the state of the world but then remembering that actually doing nothing and being a stupid idiot is an act of resistance
Kiss mate? More like kismet
February 7, 2025 at 1:39 AM
Kiss mate? More like kismet
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I think it’s wrong that a bunch of bluewave resist accounts have come and hijacked Bluesky with engagement farming! Please LIKE and SHARE if you AGREE WITH THE REAL SOCIALIST PATRIOTS who built Bluesky!
November 29, 2024 at 6:00 PM
I think it’s wrong that a bunch of bluewave resist accounts have come and hijacked Bluesky with engagement farming! Please LIKE and SHARE if you AGREE WITH THE REAL SOCIALIST PATRIOTS who built Bluesky!
Truly the mind of the anarcho-liberal is to be permanently fixated on a perceived authority who is watching you at all times, ready to Cancel you at slightest error (we have Replaced God with Piccrew Avatar accounts)
November 26, 2024 at 12:05 PM
Truly the mind of the anarcho-liberal is to be permanently fixated on a perceived authority who is watching you at all times, ready to Cancel you at slightest error (we have Replaced God with Piccrew Avatar accounts)
*growing increasingly frustrated* No. It’s. No you can’t “build dual power to challenge hegemony” by tweeting “this and a blunt is praxis 🤤” with a picture of a Cane’s three finger combo
November 13, 2024 at 3:22 AM
*growing increasingly frustrated* No. It’s. No you can’t “build dual power to challenge hegemony” by tweeting “this and a blunt is praxis 🤤” with a picture of a Cane’s three finger combo
Hands gripping both sides of the sink, sweating profusely, vision blurring. “They told me it would be hot-“ Room spinning, a shadow narrows in the periphery. “-but I should’ve known they’d also be ready…” A box sits on the counter, empty - the contents consumed. “PIZZA PIZZA”, a mumble as I fade…
September 14, 2024 at 11:42 PM
Hands gripping both sides of the sink, sweating profusely, vision blurring. “They told me it would be hot-“ Room spinning, a shadow narrows in the periphery. “-but I should’ve known they’d also be ready…” A box sits on the counter, empty - the contents consumed. “PIZZA PIZZA”, a mumble as I fade…
Sitting at the computer, shaking, hair in a tuft and looking over my shoulder to ensure I’m alone as I type the words “Culver’s vanilla shake pictures no watermark”
February 1, 2024 at 10:42 PM
Sitting at the computer, shaking, hair in a tuft and looking over my shoulder to ensure I’m alone as I type the words “Culver’s vanilla shake pictures no watermark”
Subjective: Patient states he wishes to continue hooting
Objective: Patient hollering on exam. Occasionally honking.
Assessment: Patient is hooting, hollering. Subtle honking. Goose is on the differential.
Plan:
#Hooting
#Hollering
#Honking
#?Like a goose?
- CTM
Objective: Patient hollering on exam. Occasionally honking.
Assessment: Patient is hooting, hollering. Subtle honking. Goose is on the differential.
Plan:
#Hooting
#Hollering
#Honking
#?Like a goose?
- CTM
January 31, 2024 at 9:03 PM
Subjective: Patient states he wishes to continue hooting
Objective: Patient hollering on exam. Occasionally honking.
Assessment: Patient is hooting, hollering. Subtle honking. Goose is on the differential.
Plan:
#Hooting
#Hollering
#Honking
#?Like a goose?
- CTM
Objective: Patient hollering on exam. Occasionally honking.
Assessment: Patient is hooting, hollering. Subtle honking. Goose is on the differential.
Plan:
#Hooting
#Hollering
#Honking
#?Like a goose?
- CTM
I’m back. I’m here. The heat death of the universe is imminent
January 20, 2024 at 4:48 PM
I’m back. I’m here. The heat death of the universe is imminent
Which medicine subspecialty draws the most communists? I’m leaning to nephrology purely anecdotally.
October 5, 2023 at 2:11 PM
Which medicine subspecialty draws the most communists? I’m leaning to nephrology purely anecdotally.
They were so real for giving 14 year olds Third-Worldist vocabulary in 2007
September 25, 2023 at 11:29 PM
They were so real for giving 14 year olds Third-Worldist vocabulary in 2007
A lot of people ask me how I maintain my BMI from 26-28 without even trying and the answer is easy. All you have to do is eat whatever you want all the time, forget to eat breakfast, and only drink seltzer and Diet Coke
September 13, 2023 at 1:43 AM
A lot of people ask me how I maintain my BMI from 26-28 without even trying and the answer is easy. All you have to do is eat whatever you want all the time, forget to eat breakfast, and only drink seltzer and Diet Coke
(Responding to a guy I was introduced to as EosinoPhilOfTheFuture in a group chat named “She Peak on my T until I hype her kalemia”): I’m sorry to hear your dad is on hospice now Mark, but he’ll spend his days at peace
Guy whose screen name is “Diet Dr Pebis”: ohhh I’m shitting . oh my god
Guy whose screen name is “Diet Dr Pebis”: ohhh I’m shitting . oh my god
September 7, 2023 at 2:46 AM
(Responding to a guy I was introduced to as EosinoPhilOfTheFuture in a group chat named “She Peak on my T until I hype her kalemia”): I’m sorry to hear your dad is on hospice now Mark, but he’ll spend his days at peace
Guy whose screen name is “Diet Dr Pebis”: ohhh I’m shitting . oh my god
Guy whose screen name is “Diet Dr Pebis”: ohhh I’m shitting . oh my god
Me: Skibidi toilet is a Dadaist response to the absurdity of short form internet content; we are seeing a cyclical turn of internet culture regressing back to the “lol so random” pastiche of the mid 2000s. We cannot blame the younger generations
Group of twelve 10 year olds beating me with bats: ok
Group of twelve 10 year olds beating me with bats: ok
September 2, 2023 at 10:42 PM
Me: Skibidi toilet is a Dadaist response to the absurdity of short form internet content; we are seeing a cyclical turn of internet culture regressing back to the “lol so random” pastiche of the mid 2000s. We cannot blame the younger generations
Group of twelve 10 year olds beating me with bats: ok
Group of twelve 10 year olds beating me with bats: ok
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Internal medicine is so special because there are no other specialties I can think of that become itty bitty babies about their residency scope of practice after completing fellowship
August 18, 2023 at 12:25 PM
Internal medicine is so special because there are no other specialties I can think of that become itty bitty babies about their residency scope of practice after completing fellowship
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im a medical resident folks and i get no respect. my wife, she told me she wished i didn't reside here no more
August 15, 2023 at 2:05 AM
im a medical resident folks and i get no respect. my wife, she told me she wished i didn't reside here no more