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Anorakus @anorakus.bsky.social · 21h
RIP Expressionless Synth Bloke
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Anorakus @anorakus.bsky.social · 1d
Yeah, you're probably a serial killer
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Anorakus @anorakus.bsky.social · 2d
Yet another reason to dump manchild's app
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Anorakus @anorakus.bsky.social · 2d
There is a separate issue of some police forces not responding to low-value shoplifting incidents due to shortage of officers - but shoplifting less than £200 is not and has never been legalised
Info here:
fullfact.org/government-t...
Has the government ended the ‘immunity’ on ‘low-value’ shoplifting? – Full Fact
Full Fact takes a look at Labour’s promise to end ‘immunity’ for some types of shoplifting.
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Anorakus @anorakus.bsky.social · 2d
That's not the case - shoplifting of less than £200 is currently treated as a summary offence triable in magistrates court, with a maximum 6 month prison sentence (compared to 7 yrs for >£200 & other forms of theft)..
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Anorakus @anorakus.bsky.social · 3d
No disrespect to your cat, but they'd fuck him up if he tried anything
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Anorakus @anorakus.bsky.social · 3d
I like to think he had the hots for Vampira in real life
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Anorakus @anorakus.bsky.social · 3d
PULL THE STRING! 😬
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Anorakus @anorakus.bsky.social · 3d
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Nerissa...
Nerissa and Katherine Bowes-Lyon - Wikipedia
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Anorakus @anorakus.bsky.social · 10d
The one album they did with Wilko Johnson.. sadly never to be repeated
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Anorakus @anorakus.bsky.social · 10d
Or Can the Can
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Anorakus @anorakus.bsky.social · 10d
Anything less than 100% pedantic replies wouldn't be pure pedantry
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Anorakus @anorakus.bsky.social · 14d
They can fix you a free one-way ticket to an exotic location not of your choice
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Anorakus @anorakus.bsky.social · 19d
How much black market gas would I need to run a genny for 2.5 hrs so I can watch Heat in 4K and 7.1 Atmos one last time before the apocalypse
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Anorakus @anorakus.bsky.social · 22d
a close up of a man with the words how about that behind him
ALT: a close up of a man with the words how about that behind him
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Anorakus @anorakus.bsky.social · Sep 16
No. Security will escort you out.
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Anorakus @anorakus.bsky.social · Jul 14
Type 2 Diabetic Barbie.. comes with free triple Big Mac and 64 oz soda accessories
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Anorakus @anorakus.bsky.social · Jun 5
This is like in Doom where the Cyberdemon and Spider Mastermind start fighting
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Anorakus @anorakus.bsky.social · Jun 5
TAKE 'EM RIGHT OFF
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Anorakus @anorakus.bsky.social · Jun 5
a man with a missing tooth is smiling with makeagif.com in the lower right corner
ALT: a man with a missing tooth is smiling with makeagif.com in the lower right corner
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Anorakus @anorakus.bsky.social · May 11
Boils my piss
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Anorakus @anorakus.bsky.social · May 6
Ordinary People beating Raging Bull is still the all-time 🤦
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Anorakus @anorakus.bsky.social · May 5
Question: If the Conclave is channelling God's will to select a new Pope, why not just let a bingo machine choose one?
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Anorakus @anorakus.bsky.social · Apr 24
"Can I help you lady?"
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