Andy
@andymckmck.bsky.social
Cats! Books! Bad jokes! 🏳️🌈 he/him. Chicago
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The eternal question: what percent of the grocery store population day before Thanksgiving will be grandmothers getting their last forgotten ingredients, harassed straight men avoiding their family, and/or cruising gay men
November 26, 2025 at 3:46 PM
The eternal question: what percent of the grocery store population day before Thanksgiving will be grandmothers getting their last forgotten ingredients, harassed straight men avoiding their family, and/or cruising gay men
The irony is that he’s actually much more of a Sour Patch Kids fan than
November 26, 2025 at 1:52 PM
The irony is that he’s actually much more of a Sour Patch Kids fan than
Isn’t it funny when someone is so super friendly and happy to see you in private or at house parties but then gives you a cold shoulder in public? Like “I will only acknowledge your existence so long as I can derive social currency from your hotness or success or material wealth”
November 26, 2025 at 1:45 PM
Isn’t it funny when someone is so super friendly and happy to see you in private or at house parties but then gives you a cold shoulder in public? Like “I will only acknowledge your existence so long as I can derive social currency from your hotness or success or material wealth”
Listen, I find myself to be quite hilarious and charming
November 24, 2025 at 5:56 PM
Listen, I find myself to be quite hilarious and charming
A prayer of ✨ 🔮 m a n i f e s t a t i o n 🔮 ✨
In this ocean of memes and yapping and endless tides of bullshit
May I be as the mollusk
And find just one turd to polish into my very own pearl 🙏🏻
In this ocean of memes and yapping and endless tides of bullshit
May I be as the mollusk
And find just one turd to polish into my very own pearl 🙏🏻
November 24, 2025 at 2:33 PM
A prayer of ✨ 🔮 m a n i f e s t a t i o n 🔮 ✨
In this ocean of memes and yapping and endless tides of bullshit
May I be as the mollusk
And find just one turd to polish into my very own pearl 🙏🏻
In this ocean of memes and yapping and endless tides of bullshit
May I be as the mollusk
And find just one turd to polish into my very own pearl 🙏🏻
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I am such a Frank Herbert fanboy like literally the older I get the more I am like yes, this is how the world works, sometimes space witches come back from other galaxies and you just have to hope you have also been trained in the art of psychosexual manipulation
November 23, 2025 at 2:22 AM
I am such a Frank Herbert fanboy like literally the older I get the more I am like yes, this is how the world works, sometimes space witches come back from other galaxies and you just have to hope you have also been trained in the art of psychosexual manipulation
Omg you guys I cannot believe “Dashing Home for Christmas” (2020) was NOT ai generated. I mean — like — are we sure that human creativity is always superior?
November 22, 2025 at 4:06 AM
Omg you guys I cannot believe “Dashing Home for Christmas” (2020) was NOT ai generated. I mean — like — are we sure that human creativity is always superior?
I love seeing people’s Wicked 2 green and pink Friendsgiving tablescapes in their front windows
November 21, 2025 at 4:47 PM
I love seeing people’s Wicked 2 green and pink Friendsgiving tablescapes in their front windows
$55.18 for Thanksgiving for a family of 10!?!?!? I call so many flavors of bullshit. What is "AVERAGE" here??? I need to understand the underlying assumptions. And, like, I need people releasing these reports to understand that I am not ok with potatoes from a box without butter or milk.
November 21, 2025 at 2:50 PM
$55.18 for Thanksgiving for a family of 10!?!?!? I call so many flavors of bullshit. What is "AVERAGE" here??? I need to understand the underlying assumptions. And, like, I need people releasing these reports to understand that I am not ok with potatoes from a box without butter or milk.
She’s been trying to contact you about your car’s extended warranty
Earlier today, I was notified that someone was at my door.
This is who it was:
This is who it was:
November 21, 2025 at 2:40 AM
She’s been trying to contact you about your car’s extended warranty
OK but hear me out -- both of them, voice acting, in the inevitable Bloodborne remake that Ben has been lobbying for these past few generations
November 20, 2025 at 3:46 PM
OK but hear me out -- both of them, voice acting, in the inevitable Bloodborne remake that Ben has been lobbying for these past few generations
What is the difference between Hyrox and Crossfit tho
November 19, 2025 at 5:46 PM
What is the difference between Hyrox and Crossfit tho
Ok but why is there a razor in the public restroom!!!!????! Like — no no no no no no
November 18, 2025 at 6:44 PM
Ok but why is there a razor in the public restroom!!!!????! Like — no no no no no no
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I’ve seen enough nosebleeds on TV to know that all magic/supernatural powers live in the sinuses
November 18, 2025 at 3:33 AM
I’ve seen enough nosebleeds on TV to know that all magic/supernatural powers live in the sinuses
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How am I supposed to get into Clair Obscur Expedition 33 if the first 32 games aren't even on Steam? Games preservation is dying.
November 17, 2025 at 5:29 PM
How am I supposed to get into Clair Obscur Expedition 33 if the first 32 games aren't even on Steam? Games preservation is dying.
The baby said her own name for the first time tonight and it was so enunciated so clearly and intentionally
November 15, 2025 at 4:47 AM
The baby said her own name for the first time tonight and it was so enunciated so clearly and intentionally
I’m the kind of guy who will be fully reclined on the couch and convinced he can perform “Someone Else’s Story” better than Lea Michele thanks to my 25+ years of meditating on Elaine Paige’s London performance
November 15, 2025 at 4:45 AM
I’m the kind of guy who will be fully reclined on the couch and convinced he can perform “Someone Else’s Story” better than Lea Michele thanks to my 25+ years of meditating on Elaine Paige’s London performance
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This is clearly bowser’s idealized image of himself as someone with abs rather than a fat belly, and it gives us a glimpse into how, in the mario galaxy universe, fat phobia exists. In this essay I will
November 12, 2025 at 8:30 PM
This is clearly bowser’s idealized image of himself as someone with abs rather than a fat belly, and it gives us a glimpse into how, in the mario galaxy universe, fat phobia exists. In this essay I will
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getting a text in the middle of the night and it's just my loathsome vizier saying "Your enemies lie in wait, my lord!!" what am I supposed to do with that. its four in the morning
November 14, 2025 at 4:06 AM
getting a text in the middle of the night and it's just my loathsome vizier saying "Your enemies lie in wait, my lord!!" what am I supposed to do with that. its four in the morning
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Absolute carnage in the family group chat as my cousin posts a Christmas riddle from her fiancé’s office that no one can figure out, only to find that someone in the office got ChatGPT to make up the riddle and it’s gibberish that doesn’t have a solution
November 12, 2025 at 11:02 AM
Absolute carnage in the family group chat as my cousin posts a Christmas riddle from her fiancé’s office that no one can figure out, only to find that someone in the office got ChatGPT to make up the riddle and it’s gibberish that doesn’t have a solution
Gym boyfriends numbers 3, 6 and 7 hardly acknowledged my existence today but at least Leviathan is impressed
November 12, 2025 at 3:08 PM
Gym boyfriends numbers 3, 6 and 7 hardly acknowledged my existence today but at least Leviathan is impressed
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I bet doom scroll meant something way cooler in the middle ages.
February 6, 2025 at 9:50 PM
I bet doom scroll meant something way cooler in the middle ages.
I’m not sure they needed to make the Creature as hot as they did in del Toro’s Frankenstein but I’m glad they did!
November 9, 2025 at 2:10 AM
I’m not sure they needed to make the Creature as hot as they did in del Toro’s Frankenstein but I’m glad they did!