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Andrew Jones
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You’re joking, not another one!
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In case you had forgotten that #Eurovision is being held in Switzerland…
Dancers in traditional Swiss outfits ahead of the start of the first Eurovision semifinal.
May 13, 2025 at 6:57 PM
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Oof.
The closing paragraph of the Guardian review of Cheat: Unfinished Business, which reads: “So, one star or zero stars? I’ve landed on the former because it isn’t entirely without merit – as far as I can tell, the cameras were all pointing the right way – but mainly because a zero-star rating suggests that this will be an entertainingly bad hate-watch. There is nothing entertaining to be found here. Don’t waste your time.”
April 30, 2025 at 11:38 AM
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excited for Francesca, voted most irrelevant opinion, to fail to convince anyone #thetraitors
January 23, 2025 at 9:59 PM
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Oh my actual God. #thetraitors
January 23, 2025 at 9:57 PM
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Freddie with the knives out! #thetraitors
January 23, 2025 at 9:44 PM
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LIKE A PONY. #thetraitors
Claudia saying “that was very fast.” Claudia saying “like a pony.”
January 23, 2025 at 9:32 PM
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SexyBack by Justin Timberlake was released closer in time to the life of Salvador Dalí than to 2025.
January 12, 2025 at 12:07 PM
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ICON. #thetraitors
Claudia Winkleman in a wooly coat sitting on some men.
January 10, 2025 at 9:13 PM
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Linda never not doing the most. #thetraitors
Linda from the traitors overdoing her reaction to the latest faithful murdered.
January 10, 2025 at 9:09 PM
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Aisling Bea on Kas… #thetraitors
Aisling Bea on Traitors Uncloaked joking that “this is why Britain does not deserve the NHS”
January 8, 2025 at 10:07 PM
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Is Freddie the only person to get a new “getting ready for bed” shot each time? #thetraitors
January 8, 2025 at 9:57 PM
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God Minah is so good at this. #thetraitors
January 8, 2025 at 9:44 PM
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Seems legit!
January 6, 2025 at 8:29 PM
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Gender-swapped version of Six but it's the eight husbands of Elizabeth Taylor
January 2, 2025 at 7:08 PM
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Finding it very difficult to choose my favourite part of this news article.
www.theguardian.com/australia-ne...
Screenshot of a news article: "The court was previously told she had come to Australia to attend clown school and claimed she brought the gun for protection." Screenshot of a news article: '"What about the gun in your bag?” she was asked by a customs officer. Goodson replied: “Oh yeah, I forgot about that.” A review of Goodson’s phone revealed she had searched online “can I have a gun in my suitcase?” and set a calendar entry with a note reminding her to “put gun in suitcase”.' Screenshot of a news article: "Goodson told police she was actually “scared” of shooting the gun and hoped simply producing it would be enough to deter potential threats. “If that didn’t do it I would probably just pistol whip,” Goodson was quoted as having said." Screenshot of a news article: "When asked where she planned to store the gun while she was in Australia, she indicated under a vehicle’s passenger seat, the court was told. The court was told in recent years, Goodson was using psychedelic drugs, synthetic cannabis and crystal meth amphetamines."
December 9, 2024 at 10:10 AM
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Shocking absolutely no one who I’ve inflicted my playlists on.
Spotify wrapped top artists: Muna, Charli XCX, Chappell Roan, Troye Sivan, and Tove Lo. Spotify wrapped top songs: I know a place by Muna, Good Luck Babe! by Chappell Roan, One That Got Away by Muna, Guilty Pleasure by Chappell Roan, and So Hot You’re Hurting My Feelings by Caroline Polachek
December 4, 2024 at 1:17 PM
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The fact that Mary and Joseph were travelling for a census is proper opening scroll of Phantom Menace-level boring.
December 23, 2023 at 7:25 AM
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Which of Dante’s circles houses DJs who dip the audio in popular songs?
August 25, 2023 at 9:32 PM
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Obsessed with Amsterdam’s decision to just embrace crooked architecture.
August 7, 2023 at 5:59 PM
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The problem is Twitter is still the place to follow *the news* breaking rn. Not here. Not Threads.
August 1, 2023 at 9:23 PM
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i would suggest that the philadelphia airport has a raccoon *opportunity* karen
July 27, 2023 at 3:22 AM
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Hey hi hello.
July 7, 2023 at 9:50 AM