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Andrew Hoeveler

@andrewhoeveler.bsky.social

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I'm a voltage controlled oscillator. The intensity of my feelings is the voltage, oscillating between posting about politics and amplifying incredible art.

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Andrew Hoeveler @andrewhoeveler.bsky.social · 3h

Artificial Incisor

Andrew Hoeveler @andrewhoeveler.bsky.social · 4h

a cow jumped over the moon in a pixel art .

ALT: a cow jumped over the moon in a pixel art .

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Andrew Hoeveler @andrewhoeveler.bsky.social · 1d

The Dodgers deserve to win based on the organist alone.
The Toronto organist is lazy as shit.
The LA organist plays Taylor Swift riffs, smoothly transitioning into the traditional baseball 4-note series. 🥰

Andrew Hoeveler @andrewhoeveler.bsky.social · 1d

One of the biggest losses of the shift to modern "trunk or treating" is connecting community. Elders and non-parents are no longer part of this tradition of Halloween now that kids and parents are self-segregating.

Andrew Hoeveler @andrewhoeveler.bsky.social · 1d

Has? That shift sailed long ago.

Andrew Hoeveler @andrewhoeveler.bsky.social · 1d

Titus for the win!

P Goodemote Titus @pgoodemote.bsky.social · 1d

It’s a “bar” graph!

Andrew Hoeveler @andrewhoeveler.bsky.social · 1d

I see some secondary data analysis, categorizing nomenclature.

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Jess Calarco @jessicacalarco.com · 1d

We have progressed from data collection to data analysis.

My 11-year-old sitting with her pile of Halloween candy, sorting it into a bar graph

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Andrew Hoeveler @andrewhoeveler.bsky.social · 1d

In 2025 Vestry sounds like a dating app for vampires.

Andrew Hoeveler @andrewhoeveler.bsky.social · 1d

Actually, we got China to buy back $2-3 billion LESS than they used to. Yay MAGA!

Andrew Hoeveler @andrewhoeveler.bsky.social · 1d

THIS is the kind of post that gets a follow from me.
Effin Jays. Happy for you, bro.

Effin' Birds @effinbirds.com · 1d

OH FUCK GEDDY LEE IS WEARING AN EFFIN BIRDS SHIRT AT THE WORLD SERIES

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🦕Isaiah Cole Torre🦖 @isaiahctorre.bsky.social · Oct 31

Just a luxuriant Lokiceratops on a leisurely late-night stroll in the Late Cretaceous forest.

Happy Halloween 🎃

A scene of a Lokiceratops rangiformis stopping to look at something directly in front it, as it wanders through a forest at night. Found earlier this year, Lokiceratops lived in what’s now Alberta, Canada about 78 million years ago, during the Late Cretaceous period. It was named after Loki, the Norse god of mischief, due to the shape of its horns.

Colors for this restoration directly based on the ceratopsians from Season 1 Episode 9 of Genndy Tartakovsky’s Primal.

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Andrew Hoeveler @andrewhoeveler.bsky.social · 1d

Happy Halloween!
My only Halloween wish would be to see this gem performed ONE more time!
#Phish #Halloween

Stats page from phish.net showing The Haunted House, a song performed by the band Phish, as being only performed one time at MGM Grand on Halloween night October 31, 2014

Andrew Hoeveler @andrewhoeveler.bsky.social · 5d

I thought it went into game 4.

Andrew Hoeveler @andrewhoeveler.bsky.social · 5d

Old guy in back pew: Whatever happened to the Transylvania twist?
People: It's now the mash.

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Andrew Hoeveler @andrewhoeveler.bsky.social · 5d

What if.

Andrew Hoeveler @andrewhoeveler.bsky.social · 5d

Skoi-nobi you're my only hope.

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Andrew Hoeveler @andrewhoeveler.bsky.social · 5d

I wonder how many MLB fans don't realize they're also Phish fans?

Andrew Hoeveler @andrewhoeveler.bsky.social · 5d

If anyone sees this, let me know. Thanks.

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Andrew Hoeveler @andrewhoeveler.bsky.social · 5d

Clearly FOX Sports loves Phish.

Andrew Hoeveler @andrewhoeveler.bsky.social · 5d

Music streaming services...
Tidal, Deezer, Qobuz or Spotify?

a cartoon character says i need some advice

ALT: a cartoon character says i need some advice

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Andrew Hoeveler @andrewhoeveler.bsky.social · 7d

Clearly, he leans into any situation and asks, "how can my biceps help here?"

Andrew Hoeveler @andrewhoeveler.bsky.social · 7d

This has such excellent Indian restaurant Hindu song visuals vibes.

Andrew Hoeveler @andrewhoeveler.bsky.social · 7d

If Dodgers win:
Don't even mess with AMERICA FIRST DODGERS, communist Jays! Good thing I sent ICE to keep the DEI away from the DODGERS so they could win. Now they just need to change their colors to MAGA RED!

Andrew Hoeveler @andrewhoeveler.bsky.social · 7d

Trump, if Blue Jays win:
LOSER HellA can't even beat the biggest weaklings of them all, the BLUE JAYS. If they weren't run by DEMOCRATS they could defeat the communist jays.

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