Andrew Hager
andrewhager.bsky.social
Andrew Hager
@andrewhager.bsky.social
Author, ALL-AMERICAN DOGS: A HISTORY OF PRESIDENTIAL PETS FROM EVERY ERA. Film lover. Legally blind. He/him.
Over the Top 2: Meet Me Halfway

Stallone lives in a nursing home, and Mike hasn’t visited for years. Maybe if Sly can win the senior center karaoke contest, their relationship can be saved?
If you were a despotic president, what movie would you force Hollywood to make? I want to see Quentin's Star Trek movie or maybe Kill Bill Vol 3.
November 26, 2025 at 12:17 AM
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If you want good reporting, books, music, movies, etc., you've gotta pay for it. Not complicated.
November 25, 2025 at 11:44 PM
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I didn't even know the turkey was there on January 6th.
November 25, 2025 at 2:28 PM
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He didn't want to be a team player. You wanna cluck your own way too, buddy? Maybe we'll see how well you fly too. No? You're gonna play ball?
November 25, 2025 at 6:55 PM
Name your four favorite 1980s movies

The Right Stuff
Do the Right Thing
Amadeus
Raging Bull
Name your top 4 80s films.
November 21, 2025 at 7:58 PM
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The "liver, fava beans and a nice chianti" line in Silence Of The Lambs is a little joke for psychiatrists in the audience - those foods cannot be consumed with the meds (monoamine oxidase inhibitors) that Lecter is supposed to be taking.
Man, everything is so bleak, anyone got a fun fact or little bit of trivia they want to share
November 21, 2025 at 6:48 AM
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RFK Jr throwing some bungee cords into the trunk of his Range Rover and heading over
November 20, 2025 at 9:40 PM
RAGING BULL
TAXI DRIVER
THE WOLF OF WALL STEEET
THE KING OF COMEDY
GOODFELLAS
oh okay.

THE LAST TEMPTATION OF CHRIST
SILENCE
TAXI DRIVER
CASINO
MEAN STREETS

(those last two have come on really strong for me these last few years)
TAXI DRIVER
THE LAST TEMPTATION OF CHRIST
RAGING BULL
THE AGE OF INNOCENCE
THE IRISHMAN

Might put KUNDUN sixth!
November 17, 2025 at 8:41 PM
What perfect album came out the year you turned 16?
November 17, 2025 at 1:28 AM
Top 5 movie genres

inebriated guy in bathrobe has adventures

multiple intertwined storylines about unrelated characters

campy comedy

cursing and killing

Paranoid political epic
Top 5 movie genres:

Masculinity is a prison
Fucked-up parents with lots of books
It’s a documentary… or is it
Toxic couple with amazing sex life
Blue aliens befriend space whales
Top 5 movie genres are:

heist
intelligence/espionage thriller
pitch perfect
cerebral ensemble oscar fodder drama
heist some more
November 17, 2025 at 12:47 AM
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There has been a noticeable reticence in left and liberal circles to voice full-throated support for pornography, even as it's become increasingly clear what the open end goals of the censorship movement are
In a lot of ways other leftists chose this path folks. They shrugged and didn’t care when Patreon banned a ton of hypnosis and TF creators, or when YouTube started their ASMR crackdown. Now it’s coming for queer porn creators, more and more. Who will stand up?
November 13, 2025 at 11:46 PM
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Celebrating Ann Reinking on her birthday with this astonishing Jack Mitchell photo. Annie was elegant, intelligent, hilarious, bawdy, ferocious, silly, empathetic, and deep as the ocean. 💔💜
November 10, 2025 at 3:34 PM
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Roy Scheider with Bob Fosse on the set of All That Jazz, 1979

The still photographer on the set was Josh Weiner.
November 10, 2025 at 4:52 PM
I really had a good time watching FUCKTOYS. Annapurna Sriram is so good as writer/director/star that I hope someone cuts her a big check for her next project.
November 9, 2025 at 4:55 AM
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"i asked grok" "i asked chatgpt" yeah well i asked carl sagan and he said the greatest enemy of knowledge is not ignorance but the illusion of knowledge 🧪
July 18, 2025 at 4:12 AM
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Olivia Rodrigo slams the White House and the Department of Homeland Security for using her song ‘all american b*tch’ in an ICE-related post:

“don’t ever use my songs to promote your racist, hateful propaganda”
November 7, 2025 at 9:09 PM
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bring back maligning racism as the mark of a stupid person. prejudice is the mark of an idiot. if you believe that shit i bet you also don’t wipe your ass
November 7, 2025 at 8:55 PM
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Eat Fresh, motherfuckers
November 6, 2025 at 7:57 PM
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If I didn't live in California I'd move to Illinois.
November 4, 2025 at 11:55 PM
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cracking open a gatorade because i libbed out too hard last night
November 5, 2025 at 12:14 PM
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New York City's now got a mayor-elect who just quoted Eugene V. Debs within the first few words of his very first speech after winning the election
November 5, 2025 at 4:22 AM
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If this was a movie this would be the part where the hero punches out the fake friend at the end of the movie (like Bonnie Bedelia walloping William Atherton on behalf of her husband at the end of DIE HARD)
Schumer congratulates Mamdani
November 5, 2025 at 4:03 AM
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a timely political obit from yours truly 🫡 slate.com/news-and-pol...
Goodbye and Good Riddance, Andrew Cuomo
The former governor lost the NYC mayoral race after an attempted comeback—but New Yorkers weren’t fooled.
slate.com
November 5, 2025 at 2:43 AM
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this is a reminder that we dont have to settle for newsom in 2028
November 5, 2025 at 2:44 AM