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Andersen Prunty
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Writer. Editor. Sleaze enthusiast.
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This winter, a quilted indoor hockey league.
December 5, 2025 at 6:04 AM
It's all just batteries exploding everywhere.
December 4, 2025 at 5:55 AM
More of us should fully commit to our really bad hair.
December 2, 2025 at 5:17 AM
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Our next publication is December 6th, THE FREAKSHOW: REBIRTH IN DRAYTON FALLS (#2 Drayton Falls Series) by Bryan Smith. If you loved THE FREAKSHOW, you'll want to read this. Kindle on pre-sale now, paperback available on publication day.

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The Freakshow: Rebirth in Drayton Falls
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December 1, 2025 at 1:36 AM
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Some early copies of the new book arrived. Out December 6 from @grindhousepress.bsky.social
November 28, 2025 at 7:04 PM
I have "Pretend everyone is asleep" energy.
November 27, 2025 at 7:48 AM
We have to interact with relatives, so we're entering peak Todd and Margot season.
November 22, 2025 at 6:06 AM
At this point, if the earth's atmosphere was just a membranous solar panel, we'd all be better off, right?
November 19, 2025 at 5:38 AM
The Exhausted Tech Executive is the new Death of a Salesman.
November 19, 2025 at 5:13 AM
Soberly stumbling drunkenly through capitalism.
November 14, 2025 at 6:29 AM
Every 24 hours or so, I ask AI to make my books more relevant.
November 7, 2025 at 5:25 AM
"Look at you out there turning all of your skin tags into clits."
#wishfulthinking #coveredinskintags #reallylikeafuckinganemonecreature
November 6, 2025 at 6:21 AM
Extremely odd that the same people bombing opiates and fentanyl are the same people shitting on "wokeness". #fuckness
November 2, 2025 at 6:42 AM
I could stay here forever
October 31, 2025 at 7:42 AM
A mausoleum of QR codes
October 31, 2025 at 7:41 AM
TV Broadcast
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October 31, 2025 at 7:05 AM
What does it mean when you type "Let's" to begin a text and the first suggestion is "fail"? I think I'm doomed.
October 23, 2025 at 4:29 AM
That was a real low-energy Little Free Library.
September 19, 2025 at 4:46 AM
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My first award with the story that won!
September 17, 2025 at 11:21 PM
Wow. Can't wait until having an imagination is declared a mental illness.
September 9, 2025 at 3:56 AM
Paid influencers will always buy the quiet places.
September 6, 2025 at 7:07 AM
I like to think of my body as a rubber band surrounded by pudding.
September 5, 2025 at 3:43 AM