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Attempting to transition away from the bad place. Won't you join me?! 😎 🏳️🌈
Bills 🏈 Sabres 🏒 Red Sox ⚾
Movies 🎬
TV 📺
Bills 🏈 Sabres 🏒 Red Sox ⚾
Movies 🎬
TV 📺
Pinned
If you know the name of the movie you'd like to see, press 1. / S07E08 The Pool Guy https://seinfeldism....
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🧵1/n Don't turn your overnight oats into a grenade!
What the hell, I hear you ask? Well, gather round for a thread of light relief.
What the hell, I hear you ask? Well, gather round for a thread of light relief.
December 9, 2025 at 6:15 PM
🧵1/n Don't turn your overnight oats into a grenade!
What the hell, I hear you ask? Well, gather round for a thread of light relief.
What the hell, I hear you ask? Well, gather round for a thread of light relief.
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The oldest joke around and it's not wrong.
December 9, 2025 at 5:27 PM
The oldest joke around and it's not wrong.
Both of the towns that formed the basis of Bedford Falls are very far away from Albany, but there is a road sign in one shot that says "Albany - 40." I'm guessing it's just a thing props threw together, not expecting someone to be going frame by frame in the year 2025, examining their work.
December 9, 2025 at 1:13 PM
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This description of It's a Wonderful Life from Apple's store is technically accurate in every detail yet also somehow very funny.
December 9, 2025 at 12:51 AM
This description of It's a Wonderful Life from Apple's store is technically accurate in every detail yet also somehow very funny.
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door-othy zbornak: thread
December 5, 2025 at 8:55 PM
door-othy zbornak: thread
I find it highly unlikely that Third Eye Blind ever played in Retsof. 😜
December 8, 2025 at 12:39 PM
I find it highly unlikely that Third Eye Blind ever played in Retsof. 😜
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It’s 1985, and Regis and Joy are here with some last-minute ideas for Christmas tech gifts. There’s a clock radio that can turn on your coffee pot, $300 TV that fits in your hands, and a new thing called a “cellular phone.”
December 8, 2025 at 6:28 AM
It’s 1985, and Regis and Joy are here with some last-minute ideas for Christmas tech gifts. There’s a clock radio that can turn on your coffee pot, $300 TV that fits in your hands, and a new thing called a “cellular phone.”
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Bills vs Cincy game recap, a meme:
December 8, 2025 at 1:48 AM
Bills vs Cincy game recap, a meme:
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"let's introduce the houston texans defense"
December 8, 2025 at 1:25 AM
"let's introduce the houston texans defense"
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*phil collins in the air tonight drum break plays*
GEN X: Miami Vice shootout hell yeah
GEN Z: Kid on bike hits a half dozen garbage cans hell yeah
GEN X: Miami Vice shootout hell yeah
GEN Z: Kid on bike hits a half dozen garbage cans hell yeah
December 7, 2025 at 11:00 PM
*phil collins in the air tonight drum break plays*
GEN X: Miami Vice shootout hell yeah
GEN Z: Kid on bike hits a half dozen garbage cans hell yeah
GEN X: Miami Vice shootout hell yeah
GEN Z: Kid on bike hits a half dozen garbage cans hell yeah
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Biggest commitment to a 3 second joke I've ever seen
April 9, 2025 at 6:33 AM
Biggest commitment to a 3 second joke I've ever seen
"Girls. GIRLS!"
December 7, 2025 at 12:22 AM
"Girls. GIRLS!"
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STORE: Thank you for your order!
STORE: We are preparing your order!
STORE: We put your order in a box!
STORE: Look who has a mailing label!
STORE: Your order has been shipped!
STORE: Your order is in your city!
STORE: Your order is nearby!
STORE: Your order sees you.
STORE: Turn around.
STORE: We are preparing your order!
STORE: We put your order in a box!
STORE: Look who has a mailing label!
STORE: Your order has been shipped!
STORE: Your order is in your city!
STORE: Your order is nearby!
STORE: Your order sees you.
STORE: Turn around.
December 5, 2025 at 12:25 AM
STORE: Thank you for your order!
STORE: We are preparing your order!
STORE: We put your order in a box!
STORE: Look who has a mailing label!
STORE: Your order has been shipped!
STORE: Your order is in your city!
STORE: Your order is nearby!
STORE: Your order sees you.
STORE: Turn around.
STORE: We are preparing your order!
STORE: We put your order in a box!
STORE: Look who has a mailing label!
STORE: Your order has been shipped!
STORE: Your order is in your city!
STORE: Your order is nearby!
STORE: Your order sees you.
STORE: Turn around.
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Dec 3rd - Andy quits working for Miranda and Runway magazine
📽️📅 The Devil Wears Prada (2006)
📽️📅 The Devil Wears Prada (2006)
December 3, 2025 at 6:35 PM
Dec 3rd - Andy quits working for Miranda and Runway magazine
📽️📅 The Devil Wears Prada (2006)
📽️📅 The Devil Wears Prada (2006)
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Ok, how is this different than buying the frozen sliders and making them at home? 🫤
Ok, how is this different than buying the frozen sliders and making them at home? 🫤
December 3, 2025 at 5:43 PM
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Ok, how is this different than buying the frozen sliders and making them at home? 🫤
Ok, how is this different than buying the frozen sliders and making them at home? 🫤
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Hee Haw: The Sordid Truth.
December 2, 2025 at 6:19 AM
Hee Haw: The Sordid Truth.
An annual tradition! 😁
On the first day of Christmas my true love gave to me, a partridge in a pear tree. Ate it.
December 3, 2025 at 11:58 AM
An annual tradition! 😁
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One hundred years of Grand Ole Opry.
Grand Ole Opry is a country music show in Nashville that debuted as a radio broadcast on November 28, 1925.
It is the longest-running weekly radio program in the world, and it put Nashville on the map as the center of country music. 🧵⬇️
Grand Ole Opry is a country music show in Nashville that debuted as a radio broadcast on November 28, 1925.
It is the longest-running weekly radio program in the world, and it put Nashville on the map as the center of country music. 🧵⬇️
December 2, 2025 at 7:53 PM
One hundred years of Grand Ole Opry.
Grand Ole Opry is a country music show in Nashville that debuted as a radio broadcast on November 28, 1925.
It is the longest-running weekly radio program in the world, and it put Nashville on the map as the center of country music. 🧵⬇️
Grand Ole Opry is a country music show in Nashville that debuted as a radio broadcast on November 28, 1925.
It is the longest-running weekly radio program in the world, and it put Nashville on the map as the center of country music. 🧵⬇️