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Surreal estate agent to the stars…when the stars are right.
And, really, refugees only need one functional kidney, amirite?

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The Sun has been told Home Secretary Shabana Mahmood will on Monday propose confiscating jewellery, watches, necklaces from asylum seekers to meet asylum costs

This reflects the most controversial aspect of the Danish scheme - the Jewellery Law. The toughest Labour MPs thought this was OTT
November 17, 2025 at 1:39 PM
Happy Grey Cup! 🏈🇨🇦
November 17, 2025 at 1:53 AM
This is the 2nd article I’ve read today that has me reconsidering my stance on eugenics. 🤦🏼‍♂️

www.apple.com/newsroom/202...
Introducing iPhone Pocket: a beautiful way to wear and carry iPhone
ISSEY MIYAKE and Apple today unveiled iPhone Pocket, designed to fit any iPhone as well as all pocketable items.
www.apple.com
November 11, 2025 at 7:28 PM
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grok, do soldiers historically remain reliable if they go hungry?
November 6, 2025 at 1:14 AM
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Happy Godzilla Day to all who celebrate

youtu.be/NRfKl8xoskI
Godzilla 1985 Ending
YouTube video by Waldo Chexpir
youtu.be
November 3, 2025 at 10:07 PM
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This photo of rookie Yesavage casually walking off the mound as future Hall of Famer and helmet-less Ohtani is still in motion striking out is everything. #WantItAll
October 30, 2025 at 2:02 AM
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as this goes on while i grow older, i am very much feeling like a creature of another time. obviously things have always been more or less this way my entire life but as the last vestiges of truth, shared obligations, a loose moral framework get sheared away, i feel increasingly out of place
October 23, 2025 at 4:57 PM
Well that’s it then. Fold up the chairs and take down the tents.
October 9, 2025 at 8:19 PM
October 2, 2025 at 10:12 PM
“There’s your answer, fish-bulb.”
what's the stupidest/randomest Simpsons quote that lives in your head rent free? Mine is the urge to say "you said go to bread" every time I am about to head to bed.
October 1, 2025 at 11:15 PM
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Don’t forget to fill the survey. The boat & jet ski people will. They have the whole lake & there are so few proper swimming areas.
🚨Survey on the boat excursion zone. Please fill it out. Some boaters have been upset & threatened to disrupt Hanlans beach (speed camera vigilantes but on water). We need more fortified & larger swim zones like in the EU w ropes/floats to keep boats & jet skis away from swimmers. 🚨
Hanlan's Point Motorized Watercraft Exclusion Zone Pilot Survey
ca.mar.medallia.com
September 28, 2025 at 2:30 PM
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Trump: everyone in the US died from drugs last week
Reporter: [nods]
Trump: so we must murder on the high seas
Reporter: [nods]
Trump: I caught Trix rabbit once
Reporter: [nods]
Trump: the cock on that bunny
Reporter: [nods]
Trump: bigger than you think

Headline: Trump Policy Seeks To Save Lives
September 16, 2025 at 9:48 AM
BREAKING: US government to burn researchers as witches. 🙄
September 16, 2025 at 9:48 AM
Fingers crossed 🤞
Rubio to meet with Netanyahu in Jerusalem at 10 a.m. local time
September 15, 2025 at 12:58 AM
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In which I said to Americans: “I just can’t emphasize enough to be braver than you think you can. If you don’t pay the middle price now, you’re gonna pay a huge price. People go to jail, people disappear, people die for the right to speak, now you only need to lose your job.” pen.org/what-oversea...
Propaganda, Isolation, Censorship, and Entertainment: What Overseas Press Know About the Authoritarian Playbook
Anna Nemzer, M. Gessen, and Yaqiu Wang discuss how media falls victim under authoritarianism, and what America should watch out for.
pen.org
September 13, 2025 at 8:54 PM
G vs E (retitled to Good vs Evil for the second and final season). Have always mulled buying an orange Volvo because of it.
Everyone has a 1-2 season TV show they sorely miss and not enough people knew about that you are always praising the heavens about.

What's yours?
September 12, 2025 at 10:12 PM
These Saw movies are getting less graphic but more disturbing 🤨
Loomer: “You think these kids are so innocent? Because they're kids? Yeah? ... You think little kids are not capable of evil?”
Trump ally Laura Loomer on Palestinian children seeking medical care in US: "You think these kids are so innocent?"
www.mediamatters.org
September 3, 2025 at 8:13 PM
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A friend took this at a rally today and I barked laughing.
September 2, 2025 at 1:36 AM
Using one photo already on your phone, what is the announcement tomorrow at 2?
September 2, 2025 at 10:12 AM