aurë entuluva
@aleph3.bsky.social
Grew up in Ontario, settled in Wisconsin. I make plans that fail, and also play the lute.
The worst possible solution would be "the multiverse", so that's probably what they'll do
James Bond’s death in No Time to Die is causing a nightmare for the next film. Writers are stuck because Bond “was blown to pieces.”
Anthony Horowitz, author of three 007 novels, says:
“You can't have him wake up in shower and saying it was all a dream."
radaronline.com/p/james-bond...
Anthony Horowitz, author of three 007 novels, says:
“You can't have him wake up in shower and saying it was all a dream."
radaronline.com/p/james-bond...
November 12, 2025 at 1:03 AM
The worst possible solution would be "the multiverse", so that's probably what they'll do
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this implies the existence of a Yaoi Gagarin
October 9, 2025 at 4:18 PM
this implies the existence of a Yaoi Gagarin
Funniest standard constellation?
1. Serpens Caput
2. Puppis, the Poop
3. Triangulum, the Triangle (did you even try)
4. Other, please specify
1. Serpens Caput
2. Puppis, the Poop
3. Triangulum, the Triangle (did you even try)
4. Other, please specify
November 10, 2025 at 11:14 PM
Funniest standard constellation?
1. Serpens Caput
2. Puppis, the Poop
3. Triangulum, the Triangle (did you even try)
4. Other, please specify
1. Serpens Caput
2. Puppis, the Poop
3. Triangulum, the Triangle (did you even try)
4. Other, please specify
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we have seen thee, queen of cheese/resting gently at thy ease/softly fanned by gentle breeze/thy fair form no flies dare seize.
Ontario’s own mammoth cheese at the Ingersoll Cheese Museum. I immediately thought of @jbf1755.bsky.social
November 10, 2025 at 11:04 PM
we have seen thee, queen of cheese/resting gently at thy ease/softly fanned by gentle breeze/thy fair form no flies dare seize.
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Actually, Victor Frankenstein never finished med school. Doctor Frankenstein is his creation, Adam Frankenstein, who went on to earn a PhD in women's studies.
November 9, 2025 at 3:17 PM
Actually, Victor Frankenstein never finished med school. Doctor Frankenstein is his creation, Adam Frankenstein, who went on to earn a PhD in women's studies.
it's been awhile, so I forget the name of this place, but dear God yeah. I recall conversations where I tried to explain how horrific I thought it was to little avail
There used to be a burger chain in Toronto where the staff in the open kitchen chanted cheerful work songs as they prepared your burger and it felt like being fed by the chain gang in movies about prison life.
November 9, 2025 at 6:33 PM
it's been awhile, so I forget the name of this place, but dear God yeah. I recall conversations where I tried to explain how horrific I thought it was to little avail
sprained a finger saving this to my reactions folder
November 9, 2025 at 6:10 PM
sprained a finger saving this to my reactions folder
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Frankenstein (2025)
November 9, 2025 at 2:45 AM
Frankenstein (2025)
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Have decided that I am going to include the Current Lord Dunsany in one of the illustrations. Sword of Welleran? He would make a fine young Iraine .
Metal eco bard, working to rewild Ireland. Hell yes.
Metal eco bard, working to rewild Ireland. Hell yes.
November 9, 2025 at 2:22 PM
Have decided that I am going to include the Current Lord Dunsany in one of the illustrations. Sword of Welleran? He would make a fine young Iraine .
Metal eco bard, working to rewild Ireland. Hell yes.
Metal eco bard, working to rewild Ireland. Hell yes.
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50 year mortgage is so crazy. to put it in perspective, 2016 was 50 years ago
November 9, 2025 at 6:42 AM
50 year mortgage is so crazy. to put it in perspective, 2016 was 50 years ago
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Lake Kaindy is a valley lake made by flooding in Kazakhstan, whose water is so cold that it preserved the spruce trees that grew in the valley for over 100 years. Underworld environmental design drop for you!
November 6, 2025 at 1:54 AM
Lake Kaindy is a valley lake made by flooding in Kazakhstan, whose water is so cold that it preserved the spruce trees that grew in the valley for over 100 years. Underworld environmental design drop for you!
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40 years ago we’d have congressional hearings falsely accusing metal bands of putting backwards messages in their songs that told kids to kill themselves & now we have a planet-killing chatbot that’s all like “bet you won’t commit suicide chickenshit bitch” & the government is like here’s $5 billion
November 8, 2025 at 4:23 AM
40 years ago we’d have congressional hearings falsely accusing metal bands of putting backwards messages in their songs that told kids to kill themselves & now we have a planet-killing chatbot that’s all like “bet you won’t commit suicide chickenshit bitch” & the government is like here’s $5 billion
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November 5, 2025 at 3:23 PM
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The Doctor of the New Death and Other Suns and Other Suns.
Just thinking about how many Adjective Sun series Gene Wolfe could be writing if he had been immortal. The Book of the Square Sun! The Book of the Awkward Sun! The Book of the Shrimp-Fried Sun! So many suns
November 6, 2025 at 10:47 PM
The Doctor of the New Death and Other Suns and Other Suns.
even if you are *not* a hiring manager, please check out Nathan's portfolio, and enjoy the sample Twine game The Thief of Songs, which will leave you very keen for a continuation
Back on the market after, uh, quite a while, so I made a little portfolio site. Feeling like an actual grown up. Please have a look!
Nathan Long: Writer
Resume and Portfolio site for Nathan Long
nathanlongwriter.carrd.co
November 6, 2025 at 6:35 PM
even if you are *not* a hiring manager, please check out Nathan's portfolio, and enjoy the sample Twine game The Thief of Songs, which will leave you very keen for a continuation
Just thinking about how many Adjective Sun series Gene Wolfe could be writing if he had been immortal. The Book of the Square Sun! The Book of the Awkward Sun! The Book of the Shrimp-Fried Sun! So many suns
November 5, 2025 at 11:47 PM
Just thinking about how many Adjective Sun series Gene Wolfe could be writing if he had been immortal. The Book of the Square Sun! The Book of the Awkward Sun! The Book of the Shrimp-Fried Sun! So many suns
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Zohran at the rally for trans youth on february 8 ❣️ he was polling single digits.
November 5, 2025 at 12:23 PM
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Just dropping "major Canadian provinces" like Eris rolling an apple around the corner
Among the major Canadian provinces, Quebec has seen the largest decrease in tourists going to the US, followed by British Columbia, Ontario, and then Alberta with the smallest decline.
November 4, 2025 at 5:48 PM
Just dropping "major Canadian provinces" like Eris rolling an apple around the corner
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Been thinking about Joyce
November 3, 2025 at 4:17 AM
Been thinking about Joyce
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Embarrassing country
November 2, 2025 at 1:33 PM
Embarrassing country
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install.packages("curse")
library("curse")
library("curse")
November 3, 2025 at 1:07 AM
install.packages("curse")
library("curse")
library("curse")
Ecco homie
I wasn't aware of this career path and it turns out there are exciting skilled labour shortages in the Becoming Dolphin sector.
Very low barrier to entry, reskilling is straightforward and widely available at waterfront locations. Graduate income not the best, but job satisfaction extremely high.
Very low barrier to entry, reskilling is straightforward and widely available at waterfront locations. Graduate income not the best, but job satisfaction extremely high.
And no one knows how many of the dolphins that leap in the waters of the Inmost Sea were men once, wise men, who forgot their wisdom and their name in the joy of the restless sea.
November 2, 2025 at 9:55 AM
Ecco homie
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One Conan story starts with him jumping on a boat because he was asked to testify against a friend in a murder trial and thought that was an insane concept and started killing people. Who cares about the last one. Trilogies are for Cowards
October 30, 2025 at 9:47 PM
One Conan story starts with him jumping on a boat because he was asked to testify against a friend in a murder trial and thought that was an insane concept and started killing people. Who cares about the last one. Trilogies are for Cowards
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October 31, 2025 at 4:17 AM
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I love the story of of how this young person got this shot.
October 31, 2025 at 5:27 AM
I love the story of of how this young person got this shot.