Albertina Rizzo
@albzrizz.bsky.social
Writer for TV.Very successful person.Thank you
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Albertina Rizzo
@albzrizz.bsky.social
· Nov 14
This place has farmers market energy and I’m here for it
Big hugs today to anyone who lost their dad but also had a dad who would’ve gotten really annoyed about posting a picture of them on Instagram
June 15, 2025 at 10:59 PM
Big hugs today to anyone who lost their dad but also had a dad who would’ve gotten really annoyed about posting a picture of them on Instagram
FYI dog barks from smallest to biggest are yip, arf, bow, woof. I don’t make the rules those are just the facts
June 12, 2025 at 4:31 AM
FYI dog barks from smallest to biggest are yip, arf, bow, woof. I don’t make the rules those are just the facts
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My favourite one like this is Don Henley getting Brian to autograph a copy of Pet Sounds. Brian signed it "thanks for all the great music" then thought for a second, crossed out "great", and wrote "good"
My favourite Brian Wilson story was when Bono kneeled at his feet backstage & waxed lyrical about his influence, the power of music, transcendent, etc.
After several minutes of this he interrupted Bono by saying “Say, could you go get me a Coke?”
(In fairness, he apparently did)
After several minutes of this he interrupted Bono by saying “Say, could you go get me a Coke?”
(In fairness, he apparently did)
June 11, 2025 at 5:40 PM
My favourite one like this is Don Henley getting Brian to autograph a copy of Pet Sounds. Brian signed it "thanks for all the great music" then thought for a second, crossed out "great", and wrote "good"
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Let's be clear: there are no riots, there are no clashes. There are unarmed community members defending their friends and family against masked militas who are targeting immigrants at work, in their homes, and while they are AT THEIR IMMIGRATION APPOINTMENTS.
June 8, 2025 at 6:49 AM
Let's be clear: there are no riots, there are no clashes. There are unarmed community members defending their friends and family against masked militas who are targeting immigrants at work, in their homes, and while they are AT THEIR IMMIGRATION APPOINTMENTS.
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An underrated part of all this is that Stephen Miller grew up in Santa Monica. In a real sense, getting to do this violence in this way has been his north star guiding his entire life.
www.thenation.com/article/poli...
www.thenation.com/article/poli...
The Cruel World According to Stephen Miller
How did he become the Trump era’s architect of hate?
www.thenation.com
June 8, 2025 at 3:11 AM
An underrated part of all this is that Stephen Miller grew up in Santa Monica. In a real sense, getting to do this violence in this way has been his north star guiding his entire life.
www.thenation.com/article/poli...
www.thenation.com/article/poli...
Stephen Miller really answering the question of what happens when Gargamel has a micropenis
June 9, 2025 at 5:52 PM
Stephen Miller really answering the question of what happens when Gargamel has a micropenis
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Genuine disappointment when noon hit and I looked around the internet and neither of the two most powerful men in the world had said something erratic and dangerous about the other.
June 6, 2025 at 8:41 PM
Genuine disappointment when noon hit and I looked around the internet and neither of the two most powerful men in the world had said something erratic and dangerous about the other.
When two of the most unhinged people on the planet are fighting WWE style it is both thrilling and also begs the question do we need to get a bunker
June 5, 2025 at 8:47 PM
When two of the most unhinged people on the planet are fighting WWE style it is both thrilling and also begs the question do we need to get a bunker
The way San Diego is pushing back on Ice raids and showing up for their neighbors makes me take back anything I ever said about San Diego (that it was if Hollister and Jamba Juice were a city). Good on them
June 3, 2025 at 10:41 PM
The way San Diego is pushing back on Ice raids and showing up for their neighbors makes me take back anything I ever said about San Diego (that it was if Hollister and Jamba Juice were a city). Good on them
Like a one of a kind and true original I decided to start substack for absolute nonsense arizzo1.substack.com/p/my-condole...
My Condolences
Notes from a try hard
arizzo1.substack.com
May 29, 2025 at 5:22 AM
Like a one of a kind and true original I decided to start substack for absolute nonsense arizzo1.substack.com/p/my-condole...
Love the Macron wife slap caught on tape, true Pepe Le Pew energy
May 28, 2025 at 6:45 AM
Love the Macron wife slap caught on tape, true Pepe Le Pew energy
Don’t ever let them tell you dreams can’t come true
May 27, 2025 at 10:03 PM
Don’t ever let them tell you dreams can’t come true
Sometimes I’m just really grateful I was able to secure a handle and email without numbers in it
May 19, 2025 at 10:11 PM
Sometimes I’m just really grateful I was able to secure a handle and email without numbers in it
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March 13, 2025 at 6:57 PM
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Green: I will suffer whatever the consequences are because I don't believe in the richest country in the world people should be without good health care. I stood up for my constituents then. I'm standing up for them now. I would do it again.
March 5, 2025 at 10:27 PM
Green: I will suffer whatever the consequences are because I don't believe in the richest country in the world people should be without good health care. I stood up for my constituents then. I'm standing up for them now. I would do it again.
Let’s get one of RFK’s unvaccinated friends to shake hands with everyone in the Oval Office and do a clean sweep
March 5, 2025 at 4:58 AM
Let’s get one of RFK’s unvaccinated friends to shake hands with everyone in the Oval Office and do a clean sweep
I’d rather sit through a hundred Adrian Brody speeches and have gum tossed directly into my hair than listen to the state of the union
March 5, 2025 at 12:56 AM
I’d rather sit through a hundred Adrian Brody speeches and have gum tossed directly into my hair than listen to the state of the union
My mom just called me specifically to tell me she thought The Brutalist was indulgent and then was like, “ok I gotta go”
February 23, 2025 at 9:04 PM
My mom just called me specifically to tell me she thought The Brutalist was indulgent and then was like, “ok I gotta go”
I don’t know where Elon is testing his drugs but someone could be a hero
February 21, 2025 at 2:38 AM
I don’t know where Elon is testing his drugs but someone could be a hero
Buying fresh flowers while I go on my leisurely stroll during a coup!
February 11, 2025 at 6:58 PM
Buying fresh flowers while I go on my leisurely stroll during a coup!
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February 6, 2025 at 2:03 AM
Hats off to NYTimes Strands for doing the bare minimum in making me feel challenged
February 10, 2025 at 9:42 PM
Hats off to NYTimes Strands for doing the bare minimum in making me feel challenged
Look I’m a pacifist but I don’t know about these commercials trying to shill the “we don’t always have to agree” message when we’re living in humane vs inhumane
February 10, 2025 at 2:47 AM
Look I’m a pacifist but I don’t know about these commercials trying to shill the “we don’t always have to agree” message when we’re living in humane vs inhumane