Alan Red
@alanwhole.bsky.social
Jewish-American nice guy in real life looking for a purpose in the world. He/Him/His
Stuff that makes me tick:
Transformers
Smiling Friends
Aqua Teen
Breaking Bad
Liberalism
The Boys/Deadpool/Capeshit
Star Wars
Family Guy
Views are my own.
Stuff that makes me tick:
Transformers
Smiling Friends
Aqua Teen
Breaking Bad
Liberalism
The Boys/Deadpool/Capeshit
Star Wars
Family Guy
Views are my own.
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Alan Red
@alanwhole.bsky.social
· Nov 13
Elon Musk And Mark Zuckerberg Have The Best Cameos In The Show - Harley Quinn 4x04
YouTube video by Crazy Scenes
www.youtube.com
I'm just gonna post this clip on how relevant this is now with Elon Musk.
www.youtube.com/watch?v=EgIt...
This is the best fuck you to him I have ever seen.
www.youtube.com/watch?v=EgIt...
This is the best fuck you to him I have ever seen.
Imagine a live action Transformers movie directed by Adil El Arbi & Bilall Fallah, produced by Seth Rogen through Point Grey and its musical score composed by Tom Holkenborg/Junkie XL.
Just saying.
Just saying.
November 25, 2025 at 6:47 AM
Imagine a live action Transformers movie directed by Adil El Arbi & Bilall Fallah, produced by Seth Rogen through Point Grey and its musical score composed by Tom Holkenborg/Junkie XL.
Just saying.
Just saying.
I'm gonna have to address a couple things here:
Rush Hour is owned by New Line Cinema/Warner Bros Pictures, not Paramount
There's no way this will happen under any circumstances with Paramount
Brett Ratner is no longer involved in Hollywood after he got Me Too'd
Also, #FuckBrettRatner
Rush Hour is owned by New Line Cinema/Warner Bros Pictures, not Paramount
There's no way this will happen under any circumstances with Paramount
Brett Ratner is no longer involved in Hollywood after he got Me Too'd
Also, #FuckBrettRatner
Donald Trump is reportedly pushing Paramount to make ‘Rush Hour 4’
(via semafor)
(via semafor)
November 25, 2025 at 6:33 AM
I'm gonna have to address a couple things here:
Rush Hour is owned by New Line Cinema/Warner Bros Pictures, not Paramount
There's no way this will happen under any circumstances with Paramount
Brett Ratner is no longer involved in Hollywood after he got Me Too'd
Also, #FuckBrettRatner
Rush Hour is owned by New Line Cinema/Warner Bros Pictures, not Paramount
There's no way this will happen under any circumstances with Paramount
Brett Ratner is no longer involved in Hollywood after he got Me Too'd
Also, #FuckBrettRatner
So you know this guy you see on the X app, well behold!
His true colors.
His true colors.
November 22, 2025 at 4:02 AM
So you know this guy you see on the X app, well behold!
His true colors.
His true colors.
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Marjorie Taylor Greene just announced she will resign from Congress Jan 5 after an explosive fallout with Trump after supporting MAGA for years. Says she has no immediate political ambitions. Meanwhile Trump welcomed Mamdani calling him a fascist during their Oval Office meeting. Another insane day.
November 22, 2025 at 1:38 AM
Marjorie Taylor Greene just announced she will resign from Congress Jan 5 after an explosive fallout with Trump after supporting MAGA for years. Says she has no immediate political ambitions. Meanwhile Trump welcomed Mamdani calling him a fascist during their Oval Office meeting. Another insane day.
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Well MTG resigning from Congress was not on my 2025 bingo card 😳
November 22, 2025 at 1:39 AM
Well MTG resigning from Congress was not on my 2025 bingo card 😳
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Marjorie Taylor Greene to resign from office effective January 2026
www.theguardian.com
Marjorie Taylor Greene to resign from office effective January 2026
twp.ai
November 22, 2025 at 1:39 AM
Marjorie Taylor Greene to resign from office effective January 2026
Step 1. Pressure
Step 2. Cave in and Sign
Step 3. Files released
apnews.com/article/dona...
Get fucked Trump.
Step 2. Cave in and Sign
Step 3. Files released
apnews.com/article/dona...
Get fucked Trump.
Trump signs bill to release Jeffrey Epstein case files after fighting it for months
President Donald Trump has signed a bill to release files on convicted sex offender Jeffrey Epstein.
apnews.com
November 20, 2025 at 1:43 AM
Step 1. Pressure
Step 2. Cave in and Sign
Step 3. Files released
apnews.com/article/dona...
Get fucked Trump.
Step 2. Cave in and Sign
Step 3. Files released
apnews.com/article/dona...
Get fucked Trump.
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President Donald Trump has signed the bill directing the Justice Department to publicly release all of its Jeffrey Epstein case files. https://cnn.it/44mgitY
November 20, 2025 at 1:41 AM
President Donald Trump has signed the bill directing the Justice Department to publicly release all of its Jeffrey Epstein case files. https://cnn.it/44mgitY
MAGA deniers after today be like:
November 19, 2025 at 12:05 AM
MAGA deniers after today be like:
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BREAKING: The House Just Voted to Release the Epstein Files.
Here's what it means: www.rollingstone.com/politics/pol...
Here's what it means: www.rollingstone.com/politics/pol...
November 18, 2025 at 7:49 PM
BREAKING: The House Just Voted to Release the Epstein Files.
Here's what it means: www.rollingstone.com/politics/pol...
Here's what it means: www.rollingstone.com/politics/pol...
MAGA found dead in Miami.
November 13, 2025 at 8:14 AM
MAGA found dead in Miami.
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After 7 l-o-n-g weeks, wishing Arizona Congresswoman-elect Adelita Grijalva, who is the 158th & final vote to release the EPSTEIN Files, a wonderful Swearing-In Day, although not everyone is all that happy about it.
#AccountabilityIsComing
#AccountabilityIsComing
November 12, 2025 at 6:32 PM
After 7 l-o-n-g weeks, wishing Arizona Congresswoman-elect Adelita Grijalva, who is the 158th & final vote to release the EPSTEIN Files, a wonderful Swearing-In Day, although not everyone is all that happy about it.
#AccountabilityIsComing
#AccountabilityIsComing
Somebody needs to send this guy to Waterloo, ON right now.
November 5, 2025 at 9:25 PM
Somebody needs to send this guy to Waterloo, ON right now.
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In other good news:
Prop 50 passed in no time, allowing California to fight back against the redistricting in Texas.
Democratic candidates for governor won in Pennsylvania and New Jersey.
It was a sweep for the Dems in Virginia with its first female governor, Lt. Governor, and attorney general.
Prop 50 passed in no time, allowing California to fight back against the redistricting in Texas.
Democratic candidates for governor won in Pennsylvania and New Jersey.
It was a sweep for the Dems in Virginia with its first female governor, Lt. Governor, and attorney general.
November 5, 2025 at 4:28 AM
In other good news:
Prop 50 passed in no time, allowing California to fight back against the redistricting in Texas.
Democratic candidates for governor won in Pennsylvania and New Jersey.
It was a sweep for the Dems in Virginia with its first female governor, Lt. Governor, and attorney general.
Prop 50 passed in no time, allowing California to fight back against the redistricting in Texas.
Democratic candidates for governor won in Pennsylvania and New Jersey.
It was a sweep for the Dems in Virginia with its first female governor, Lt. Governor, and attorney general.
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Well, frankly, oligarchs actually should be nervous
November 5, 2025 at 4:45 PM
Well, frankly, oligarchs actually should be nervous
Today marks 1 year since Trump got reelected. Little did he know what happened 365 days later a tidal wave of epic proportions occurred last night. A tidal wave rebuked his polices and more to come in the coming months and mid terms.
He is toast.
He is toast.
November 5, 2025 at 4:48 PM
Today marks 1 year since Trump got reelected. Little did he know what happened 365 days later a tidal wave of epic proportions occurred last night. A tidal wave rebuked his polices and more to come in the coming months and mid terms.
He is toast.
He is toast.
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So many predicted close races, which is understandable. But turnout favored the anti-kings…. And blew the predictions up. 2026, and 2028….. stand back and stand by
November 5, 2025 at 3:12 AM
So many predicted close races, which is understandable. But turnout favored the anti-kings…. And blew the predictions up. 2026, and 2028….. stand back and stand by
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Democratic women have made history tonight:
Abigail Spanberger will be the first female governor of Virginia.
Mikie Sherrill will be the first female Democratic governor of New Jersey.
I’m looking forward to seeing these strong, dedicated leaders deliver a bright future for their states. 🎉
Abigail Spanberger will be the first female governor of Virginia.
Mikie Sherrill will be the first female Democratic governor of New Jersey.
I’m looking forward to seeing these strong, dedicated leaders deliver a bright future for their states. 🎉
November 5, 2025 at 2:53 AM
Democratic women have made history tonight:
Abigail Spanberger will be the first female governor of Virginia.
Mikie Sherrill will be the first female Democratic governor of New Jersey.
I’m looking forward to seeing these strong, dedicated leaders deliver a bright future for their states. 🎉
Abigail Spanberger will be the first female governor of Virginia.
Mikie Sherrill will be the first female Democratic governor of New Jersey.
I’m looking forward to seeing these strong, dedicated leaders deliver a bright future for their states. 🎉
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The oligarchy came out in full force against Zohran Mamdani's fight for a more affordable NYC.
It didn't matter.
Let his victory in the face of Big Money serve as a reminder that people have the power.
It didn't matter.
Let his victory in the face of Big Money serve as a reminder that people have the power.
November 5, 2025 at 2:54 AM
The oligarchy came out in full force against Zohran Mamdani's fight for a more affordable NYC.
It didn't matter.
Let his victory in the face of Big Money serve as a reminder that people have the power.
It didn't matter.
Let his victory in the face of Big Money serve as a reminder that people have the power.
Reposted by Alan Red
MAGA candidates often lose.
November 5, 2025 at 2:52 AM
MAGA candidates often lose.
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