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AJ
@ajrutherford.bsky.social
#Books #Horror #Films #Writer #Cats #ElderGoth #ADHD

She/her

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Hi @bsky.app - would introduce myself but I'm boring so here are my cats instead.

#cats #tinypanthers #blackcats #tuxedocat #cat #crazycatlady
Serial killers are getting younger and younger... a two year old started telling me "in the van... van... get in van."

(His embarrassed dad explained they had driven here in his work van)
February 15, 2025 at 9:11 AM
Ah it always makes me strangely sad when I come across a donated book that was obviously used for a class and/or essay.

Or they just tabbed the naughty bits 😏
January 26, 2025 at 9:37 PM
Throwback to the time I turned a page in a library book...

I really hope it was chocolate.

#reading #book #books #libraries #librarybook
January 26, 2025 at 7:49 PM
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and he would have gotten away with it too if it weren’t for those meddling kids
January 23, 2025 at 9:36 PM
People who say women don't respond visually have never gone with one to a bookshop that has books with sprayed edges -bites lip-
People who say women don't respond visually have never gone with one to a coffee shop chosen on the weight of the latte art
January 24, 2025 at 10:07 AM
They have changed the Kitkat option in the work vending machine from a peanut butter chunky to a normal chunky.

If anyone needs me I'll be outside, on the floor, shaking my fist and screaming "Nooooo!"
January 22, 2025 at 1:30 PM
I woke up and my #cat was in a bad mood so now I'm in a bad mood. I don't make rules.
January 22, 2025 at 6:46 AM
My two personalities in book form were released this month.

#onyxstorm #witchcraftforwaywardgirls #horror #fantasy
January 21, 2025 at 9:10 PM
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Republicans finally getting it.
a man in a military uniform is asking are we the baddies .
ALT: a man in a military uniform is asking are we the baddies .
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January 21, 2025 at 9:39 AM
All my life I wanted to be Morticia, now I realise I should have aimed for Debbie.

#addamsfamily #morticiaaddams
a woman in a white dress says " don t i deserve love ... and jewelry "
Alt: a woman in a white dress says " don t i deserve love ... and jewelry "
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January 20, 2025 at 10:17 PM
My toxic trait is thinking if I need to be somewhere by 9am and I've parked by car by 9am, then I'm not late... Even if I stop and get a coffee before moving on to the actual meeting location.

#timeblindness #late #coffeeaddict
a woman with long blonde hair is wearing a blue jacket
ALT: a woman with long blonde hair is wearing a blue jacket
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January 20, 2025 at 2:18 PM
Merlin is at your service to help you UNmake the bed. So helpful -_-

#cat #cats
November 30, 2024 at 7:29 PM
Coffee man: installed new #coffee machine and had to make a lot of practice drinks - so anyone want a free coffee?

Apparently there is something I'm willing to run for.
November 26, 2024 at 12:22 PM
November 26, 2024 at 11:57 AM
I've had on matching socks today, and people said I wasn't organised or mature. Look at me now! Well, my socks, look at my socks.
November 25, 2024 at 8:51 PM
If anyone asks, I hurt my neck from headbanging and not from that hardcore nap I just had.

#eldergoth #naptime #1stworldissues
November 25, 2024 at 6:37 PM
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Optimist: The cup is half full

Pessimist: The cup is half empty

Reader: The cup is forgotten, the contents cold, while on the page, events unfold.
November 24, 2024 at 8:27 PM
First snow, now flooding, I think someone out there doesn't want me to leave my house and I am in full agreement.
a dog wearing glasses is reading a book with the words " introvert paradise " on the bottom
ALT: a dog wearing glasses is reading a book with the words " introvert paradise " on the bottom
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November 24, 2024 at 11:27 AM
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You're not "late to the party" when you enjoy an old book for the first time. Books don't have an RSVP deadline. The party started long ago, and guests show up when they're meant to.
November 23, 2024 at 2:02 PM
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Good morning. We are open. 📖☕️
November 22, 2024 at 8:34 AM
November 21, 2024 at 9:13 PM
I probably wouldn't notice and assume it was my reflection...
November 20, 2024 at 6:06 PM
Yup
November 20, 2024 at 8:46 AM
Throwback to seeing this graffiti in the toilets at a gig. Where are they going? Can I come too?

#graffiti #letsgolesbians #lgbtq+
November 19, 2024 at 3:20 PM
Go for a walk, they said. It'll be good for you, they said. Trees don't give sexually aggressive orders, they said.
November 18, 2024 at 2:25 PM