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Will a Fosse neck do it?
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If you kick my seat again, I swear to god—
November 29, 2025 at 8:09 PM
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November 28, 2025 at 5:30 PM
This the same guy that just took a 45 day vacation?
November 27, 2025 at 6:36 PM
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Nancy By Ernie Bushmiller
November 23,1944
November 27, 2025 at 4:01 PM
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imagine looking like this while writing tasks for a show that's basically saw for middle aged people
November 27, 2025 at 3:31 PM
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November 27, 2025 at 3:43 PM
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Was not expecting this blatant xenophobia on my tv first thing in the morning...
November 27, 2025 at 1:40 PM
When The Simpsons started I was a year younger than Lisa. Now I'm older than Homer and Marge.
It's not nice rewatching a show from my childhood about adults and realising I'm now much older than all the main characters.
November 27, 2025 at 1:52 PM
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“Any fun plans for tomorrow?”
“No, we have people coming over.”
November 26, 2025 at 9:34 PM
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With the American military adopting such pointlessly cruel and antagonistic anti-LGBTQ+ policies it’s good to see some other countries are taking the opposite approach.
November 26, 2025 at 10:14 PM
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November 26, 2025 at 7:45 PM
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Good morning to Brazilian reporter Manuela Borges, who’s been waiting eleven years for this petty moment. ❤️ 🇧🇷
November 26, 2025 at 1:04 PM
Post a famous bathroom scene
November 26, 2025 at 4:30 AM
November 26, 2025 at 3:09 AM
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I have long posited that Daniel Craig's accent in Glass Onion is better than Knives Out because in Knives Out he is trying to do a real Southern accent and is bad at it but in Glass Onion he is just talking like Foghorn Leghorn, which is something a real gay Southern weirdo would do.
November 25, 2025 at 10:39 PM
Nosey Rosie needs to manspread like that with balls that size
Nancy By Ernie Bushmiller
November 25,1948
*A party line phone is a shared telephone line in which multiple subscribers connect to the same local loop circuit. Multiple households shared one phone line, and calls were not private, as anyone on the line could potentially listen in.
November 25, 2025 at 11:08 PM
Good god, do not ever encourage Isaac Chotiner to “do his homework” on you. What are you, nuts?
November 25, 2025 at 11:05 PM
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RIP Sean Connery you would have loved saying this headline
November 25, 2025 at 7:25 PM
November 24, 2025 at 9:58 PM
Only Kelly Rowland gets to sext in Excel
November 24, 2025 at 4:18 AM
I would have liked to have seen Montana, Charlie Brown.
All those moments will be lost in time, like tears in rain, Charlie Brown.
You're too short for that gesture, Charlie Brown
November 24, 2025 at 3:32 AM
My mother? Let me tell you about my mother, Charlie Brown
All those moments will be lost in time, like tears in rain, Charlie Brown.
You're too short for that gesture, Charlie Brown
November 24, 2025 at 3:30 AM
A movie that takes place where you’re from

For better or for worse
November 24, 2025 at 3:23 AM
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Second prize is a set of steak knives, Charlie Brown
I’m not the guy you kill, Charlie Brown. I’m the guy you buy!
This is what happens when you fuck a stranger in the ass, Charlie Brown
November 24, 2025 at 1:31 AM
There’s something seriously wrong with this little girl and no one is doing anything about it! That’s pretty messed up!
Nancy By Ernie Bushmiller
November 22,1954
November 23, 2025 at 4:09 AM