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Accelerate & Fireballs

@accfireballs.bsky.social

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Mildly capable gaming person. Arcade, console, PC, etc., mostly retro... Ken sent me

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Accelerate & Fireballs @accfireballs.bsky.social · 3h

When a movie does this in the first scene, you know the rest is gonna be cool as shit!

Accelerate & Fireballs @accfireballs.bsky.social · 1d

Goddamn, Patrick Stewart's skullet in Dune (1984) is a thing of beauty. Absolutely magnificent.

I wonder if my wife would approve of me trying out this glorious hairstyle.

Accelerate & Fireballs @accfireballs.bsky.social · 3d

Time to leave, Dr. Doak.

Accelerate & Fireballs @accfireballs.bsky.social · 5d

I quite like this children's book.

One guy has oily hair, one's got a runny nose, and the last guy is high as fuck?

And how do they fix their issues?

Wash the oily hair.
A handkerchief for the runny nose.
Sunglasses to hide the red eyes.

Accelerate & Fireballs @accfireballs.bsky.social · 10d

HARRY, I used to think you were merely an OVER-EDUCATED SHIT-HEAD, but now that I finally have proof, it’s going to give me GREAT PLEASURE to refer to you as an OVER-EDUCATED COCK-SUCKER!

Accelerate & Fireballs @accfireballs.bsky.social · 13d

This song ain't about no booty.
It's about transistors!

You dig?

Accelerate & Fireballs @accfireballs.bsky.social · 14d

Who made the icons for Hainan Airlines in-flight entertainment?

That controller looks awful to play with, is it even possible to have the buttons in a worse orientation?

And don't get me started on the one on Qatar Airways website, that one doesn't even have face buttons!

Accelerate & Fireballs @accfireballs.bsky.social · 15d

Donald is finding out the hard way. But I'm not sure if "those blacks" is appropriate ...

Accelerate & Fireballs @accfireballs.bsky.social · 16d

Lets fight for your destiny...dear or alive...yourchoice!!!

Accelerate & Fireballs @accfireballs.bsky.social · 18d

Out of the emptiness, the void that is my life, I now can see the light!

I am ALIVE!

Accelerate & Fireballs @accfireballs.bsky.social · 18d

Workshed

Accelerate & Fireballs @accfireballs.bsky.social · 20d

Goodbye, world peace! Mr. Big, the psycho mastermind of crime is wiping out love on our planet! He and his goons are kidnapping every child on Earth. Mr. Big plans to brainwash all these innocent children and turn them into his slaves!

Accelerate & Fireballs @accfireballs.bsky.social · 21d

Here lies Voland.

Hey Hey Hey! Come out and play.

Accelerate & Fireballs @accfireballs.bsky.social · 23d

Goodness gracious! Uh! That girl fine, man!

Accelerate & Fireballs @accfireballs.bsky.social · 26d

I love wasabi. When you use too much, it tastes like static noise on an old CRT ...

Accelerate & Fireballs @accfireballs.bsky.social · 26d

A Hind D?

Accelerate & Fireballs @accfireballs.bsky.social · 28d

I'm so rope, they call me Mr. Roper.

Accelerate & Fireballs @accfireballs.bsky.social · Oct 3

Any man may earn through skill and courage a single favour

if he will face the fear of the ancient city

and slay the four great guardians who have stolen our citadel

Accelerate & Fireballs @accfireballs.bsky.social · Oct 2

In the year of 200X, a super robot named Megaman was created. Dr. Light created Megaman to stop the evil desires of Dr. Wily.

However, after his defeat, Dr. Wily created eight of his own robots to counter Megaman.

Accelerate & Fireballs @accfireballs.bsky.social · Sep 30

There's no way to tell that this is a DualShock 2 controller.

Well played, Reaper. Well played.

Accelerate & Fireballs @accfireballs.bsky.social · Sep 29

We're just about out of time.

Here's a final present from Deepthroat.

Accelerate & Fireballs @accfireballs.bsky.social · Sep 28

Every day a little sadder, a little madder, someone get me a ladder.

Accelerate & Fireballs @accfireballs.bsky.social · Sep 27

Of course, his evening's not complete without some meat in the seat.

Accelerate & Fireballs @accfireballs.bsky.social · Sep 25

Mickey Goes After a Missing Present and the Culprit Who Swiped It!

Accelerate & Fireballs @accfireballs.bsky.social · Sep 23

They're right in front of you, and can open very large doors.