Zerox "Zee" Zygatto
@zygatto.bsky.social
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The Incredibly Cool and Sexy Supervillain Crime Boss of Zygatto Inc! Zygatto Inc: We Do Stuff! (( 30. I post stuff from silly doodles to sexy lewdles mostly from SecondLife, and even some nonsensical word thingies! If you're under 18, scram. ))
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I'm totally cool with anyone doodling me for pretty much any reason at all, and whatever you do will absolutely be the highlight of my day regardless of context or quality.

Need references? I'll provide.

SFW? NSFW? Blatant violation of OSHA guidelines? You can cook, brother! You're the chef here!
A picture that has zip to do with Zee? Wow! Rare!

Did this for a very good friend of their demonic tuxcat, Vaella. She's a ruthless, narcissistic, and none to gentle with those oh so easily replaced interns. Good thing Beatrice the bunny is such a useful secretary...

#SecondLifeNSFW #FurryNSFW
Based on lab testing at Zygatto Inc, we've determined that Kobolds have an average of 1 Terabold of storage and Smolbolds can range from 250-500 Gigabolds of storage based on how smol they are. Bolds are shockingly efficient in terms of storage.
I can relate, villainous and voluptuous, oh heavy is the head~
Lilithmon and her evil lady issues
I like that new logo, it's nice to see an update with personality to it. All this hyper minimalism crap is just... ugh, so tedious to look at it. Forgettable as fuck.
@goagandbat.bsky.social betrayed me and shot ME with a shrink ray instead of Zippy! I've been Zeetrayed! This is ZEETRAYAL! AHHHHHH!

Anyway, Handheld Zee.
I'm a collectible trading card now! Wow! Very Rare! Such Cool!

Amazing job done by @ruesixx.bsky.social ~ 🖤🤍💚
Stack 40! That's as many as four 10s!
"Look I know I agreed to run the drink table for your party, but I've only got a few more cups in me. So either tell people to stop being thirsty as fuck, or start drawing lots on who's helping me make another batch."

CW: Implied Cock Vore (Not sure if needed)

#SecondLifeNSFW #FurryNSFW #Vore
The internet has done incredible damage to the Supervillain industry, but this gives me hope
Consider this: if Supervillains didn't commit crimes, Heros would get bored and have to do lame jobs. Security guards wouldn't have anything to report over the radio. Who would distress the damsels? Crocodile Moat Sales would dry up!

Thank your local Supervillain, they do a lot for your community!
Makes sense o3o So I can pay kobolds with a fresh pack of Kobold Kardz? The hit trading card game designed for Kobolds featuring cards like "Shiny Rock", "Moss Sorting", and "Headpats From A Dragon"?
Does rarity affect the smell? Like does an ultra rare card with lots of holographic or foil smell better or worse than a common card that's pure cardboard?
How convenient, batteries are one of my favorite snacks~
Talk about being deep in thought~
My ass is so thicc, I turn the Grim Reaper into the Goon Roper, and that's why I can't die ùwú
THE MOST POSSIBLE DANGER: KOBOLD SOMEWHERE UNSUPERVISED
...Are you asking for $250,000 in exchange for 25% of your Kink Chamber, or are you adding a large salt-water aquarium for keeping sharks to your Kink Chamber?
MORE DANGER: KOBOLD OUTSIDE
Gosh, we have so much in common~
It's nice to take lazy photos like this now and then~

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I will be providing a free PlushZee to all kobolds who want one. They squeak and spit out a random voiceline when squeezed.