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Mr. Blutarsky0.0

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Constant reader and master of useless music trivia. Involuntary 1984 role player.

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Mr. Blutarsky0.0 @zeroblutarsky.bsky.social · May 24

You wouldn't think that there could be a worse year than 2020 but goddamn if 2025 isn't giving it a run for its money

Mr. Blutarsky0.0 @zeroblutarsky.bsky.social · 1h

At least when we end up placed in those tubes of goo from the Matrix we'll be inserted into a virtual reality that's much more reasonable than the reality we're currently in.

Mr. Blutarsky0.0 @zeroblutarsky.bsky.social · 12h

Irritable Bowel: I don't have the patience for this today. I'm two seconds away from losing it.
Bowel Worker. Sir, the containment system is failing. We.. don't.. have.. the.. power.
IB: Sound the alarm. We're going to have to evacuate.

Mr. Blutarsky0.0 @zeroblutarsky.bsky.social · 12h

Irritable Bowel: What's happening here? Get this outta here! Full evacuation. ASAP!
Bowel Worker: But sir, he's at work.
IB: Get it out! Send a shart if you have to.

Mr. Blutarsky0.0 @zeroblutarsky.bsky.social · 1d

It's weird that guys I used to play as in old NBA videogames are now NBA coaches.

Mr. Blutarsky0.0 @zeroblutarsky.bsky.social · 1d

This. Like, every day.
www.youtube.com/watch?v=_8md...

Ever get the feeling you've been cheated?

YouTube video by TheBillablog

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Mr. Blutarsky0.0 @zeroblutarsky.bsky.social · 2d

This and the plane video have been such "let them eat cake" moments. Just blatantly doing nothing helpful while flipping you off and spending money that doesn't belong to him.

Jonathan Edwards @jonathanreports.bsky.social · 2d

Scoop: Trump has started demolishing the White House's East Wing facade to build his ballroom. The president had claimed construction of the $250 million building wouldn’t ‘interfere’ with the existing White House structure. /W @ddiamond.bsky.social wapo.st/4hqBNiU

White House begins demolishing East Wing facade to build Trump’s ballroom

The president had claimed construction of the $250 million ballroom wouldn’t ‘interfere’ with the existing White House structure.

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Mr. Blutarsky0.0 @zeroblutarsky.bsky.social · 3d

It takes me out of a show when someone hears an address said once and they're just able to turn around and head directly there, without needing to hear the address again, or having to circle the block to find it. Or without asking them to text it.

Mr. Blutarsky0.0 @zeroblutarsky.bsky.social · 4d

Viva la revolución!

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Nitish Pahwa @nitishpahwa.com · 5d

hear me out: what if we didn't test a self-driving cop car that launches drones

Hypervisible @hypervisible.blacksky.app · 5d

🤷🏿‍♂️

Miami Is Testing a Self-Driving Police Car That Can Launch Drones

Meet the new surveillance state trooper!

www.thedrive.com

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Mr. Blutarsky0.0 @zeroblutarsky.bsky.social · 6d

Bitches ain't nothin' but Ho Hos and Trix.

Mr. Blutarsky0.0 @zeroblutarsky.bsky.social · 9d

Imagine being a bartender in an old haunted hotel, keeping an ear out for someone to say, "I think I saw a boy in the hallway to the restroom."
Sauntering over to casually say, "Ayuh, that's Freddy. 11 years-old when died here. Likes to watch ya in the toilet, that one does."

Mr. Blutarsky0.0 @zeroblutarsky.bsky.social · 9d

youtu.be/cfYg1ZJfEWY?...

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Mr. Blutarsky0.0 @zeroblutarsky.bsky.social · 10d

Pluto has music video channels. I get into phases where I channel-surf them endlessly, rarely finding a video that I'll actually sit through, but for some reason I keep going back and flipping through.

Mr. Blutarsky0.0 @zeroblutarsky.bsky.social · 11d

www.washingtonpost.com/health/2025/...

More than 1,000 CDC staff receive layoff notices during government shutdown

Another round of mass layoffs has struck CDC. The agency had already been cut during a reorganization this year, and more employees are now being shed amid the government shutdown.

www.washingtonpost.com

Mr. Blutarsky0.0 @zeroblutarsky.bsky.social · 11d

The TV has been telling me that the remote control's battery is low for weeks now when clearly the battery had weeks of power left.

a person is writing on a piece of paper that says " do n't believe his li "

ALT: a person is writing on a piece of paper that says " do n't believe his li "

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Mr. Blutarsky0.0 @zeroblutarsky.bsky.social · 13d

No one tells you that owning a home is going to mean a lot of caulking. So much caulking.

Mr. Blutarsky0.0 @zeroblutarsky.bsky.social · 13d

Me, in my head, many times, every day

a woman is standing in front of a red car in a parking lot at night .

ALT: a woman is standing in front of a red car in a parking lot at night .

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Mr. Blutarsky0.0 @zeroblutarsky.bsky.social · 13d

If I had a kid, and I found them sitting in front of a staticky TV screen shouting, "They're heeee-eeere," I'd be out of there so fast. I'd immediately become a drifter living under an assumed name and never look back.

a little girl in a blue dress is looking at a television screen with a yellow octopus on it

ALT: a little girl in a blue dress is looking at a television screen with a yellow octopus on it

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Mr. Blutarsky0.0 @zeroblutarsky.bsky.social · 13d

They say they had to make budget cuts to air traffic control and weather prediction, but plenty of money mysteriously available for bullshit like this that benefits none of us.

David Gura @davidgura.bsky.social · 13d

Secretary Scott Bessent says the U.S. has “directly purchased Argentine pesos,” and the Treasury Department has “finalized a $20 billion currency swap framework with Argentina’s central bank.”

Mr. Blutarsky0.0 @zeroblutarsky.bsky.social · 14d

T: Who? Sounds like a Latin fellow.
(turns to staff)
Lock him up?
(back to the mic)
Yeah, we're going to lock up this Mr. Corpus. Señor Corpses. We're gonna beat the hell out of 'em.

Aaron Rupar @atrupar.com · 14d

Q: Have you given any more thought to possibly suspending habeas corpus?

TRUMP: Suspending who?

Q: Habeas corpus

TRUMP: I don't know. I'd rather leave that to Kristi.

Mr. Blutarsky0.0 @zeroblutarsky.bsky.social · 14d

a man is talking on a cell phone in a store and says `` i 'm not even supposed to be here today ''

Alt: a man is talking on a cell phone in a store and says `` i 'm not even supposed to be here today ''

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Mr. Blutarsky0.0 @zeroblutarsky.bsky.social · 14d

Happy Minimal Shutdown Activities Day to those who celebrate. 🥳👨‍⚕️

Mr. Blutarsky0.0 @zeroblutarsky.bsky.social · 14d

I still get irrationally angry when I remember that scene in Blow where Penelope Cruz throws a fit in the car and gets them pulled over by a cop.

Mr. Blutarsky0.0 @zeroblutarsky.bsky.social · 14d

Going to invent a hand sanitizer dispenser that is embedded in your palm. Every time you get off of public transportation you can just tap it

Mr. Blutarsky0.0 @zeroblutarsky.bsky.social · 15d

Why isn't the 93 Body Snatchers ever streaming anywhere?
"Where are you gonna go? Where are you gonna run? Where are you going to hide?" youtu.be/Lk2gIdLgwz4?...

Body Snatchers (1992) - Where You Gonna Go? Scene (4/8) | Movieclips

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