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Mr. Blutarsky0.0
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Constant reader and master of useless music trivia. Involuntary 1984 role player.
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You wouldn't think that there could be a worse year than 2020 but goddamn if 2025 isn't giving it a run for its money
At least when we end up placed in those tubes of goo from the Matrix we'll be inserted into a virtual reality that's much more reasonable than the reality we're currently in.
Irritable Bowel: I don't have the patience for this today. I'm two seconds away from losing it.
Bowel Worker. Sir, the containment system is failing. We.. don't.. have.. the.. power.
IB: Sound the alarm. We're going to have to evacuate.
Irritable Bowel: What's happening here? Get this outta here! Full evacuation. ASAP!
Bowel Worker: But sir, he's at work.
IB: Get it out! Send a shart if you have to.
It's weird that guys I used to play as in old NBA videogames are now NBA coaches.
This and the plane video have been such "let them eat cake" moments. Just blatantly doing nothing helpful while flipping you off and spending money that doesn't belong to him.
Scoop: Trump has started demolishing the White House's East Wing facade to build his ballroom. The president had claimed construction of the $250 million building wouldn’t ‘interfere’ with the existing White House structure. /W @ddiamond.bsky.social wapo.st/4hqBNiU
White House begins demolishing East Wing facade to build Trump’s ballroom
The president had claimed construction of the $250 million ballroom wouldn’t ‘interfere’ with the existing White House structure.
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It takes me out of a show when someone hears an address said once and they're just able to turn around and head directly there, without needing to hear the address again, or having to circle the block to find it. Or without asking them to text it.
Bitches ain't nothin' but Ho Hos and Trix.
Imagine being a bartender in an old haunted hotel, keeping an ear out for someone to say, "I think I saw a boy in the hallway to the restroom."
Sauntering over to casually say, "Ayuh, that's Freddy. 11 years-old when died here. Likes to watch ya in the toilet, that one does."
Pluto has music video channels. I get into phases where I channel-surf them endlessly, rarely finding a video that I'll actually sit through, but for some reason I keep going back and flipping through.
No one tells you that owning a home is going to mean a lot of caulking. So much caulking.
If I had a kid, and I found them sitting in front of a staticky TV screen shouting, "They're heeee-eeere," I'd be out of there so fast. I'd immediately become a drifter living under an assumed name and never look back.
a little girl in a blue dress is looking at a television screen with a yellow octopus on it
ALT: a little girl in a blue dress is looking at a television screen with a yellow octopus on it
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They say they had to make budget cuts to air traffic control and weather prediction, but plenty of money mysteriously available for bullshit like this that benefits none of us.
Secretary Scott Bessent says the U.S. has “directly purchased Argentine pesos,” and the Treasury Department has “finalized a $20 billion currency swap framework with Argentina’s central bank.”
T: Who? Sounds like a Latin fellow.
(turns to staff)
Lock him up?
(back to the mic)
Yeah, we're going to lock up this Mr. Corpus. Señor Corpses. We're gonna beat the hell out of 'em.
Q: Have you given any more thought to possibly suspending habeas corpus?

TRUMP: Suspending who?

Q: Habeas corpus

TRUMP: I don't know. I'd rather leave that to Kristi.
Happy Minimal Shutdown Activities Day to those who celebrate. 🥳👨‍⚕️
I still get irrationally angry when I remember that scene in Blow where Penelope Cruz throws a fit in the car and gets them pulled over by a cop.
Going to invent a hand sanitizer dispenser that is embedded in your palm. Every time you get off of public transportation you can just tap it
Why isn't the 93 Body Snatchers ever streaming anywhere?
"Where are you gonna go? Where are you gonna run? Where are you going to hide?" youtu.be/Lk2gIdLgwz4?...
Body Snatchers (1992) - Where You Gonna Go? Scene (4/8) | Movieclips
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