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Zalno

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Some forgotten video game mascot from the 90s who's weirdly obsessed with jetpacks, tokusatsu heroes and monster taming. Sometimes a Pokemon, sometimes a Digimon, always some kinda creature. Optimistically nihilistic. No minors please. 30s/single/He him

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Zalno @zalno.net · Sep 13

Do you ever just

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Zalno @zalno.net · 2h

I firmly believe that normie events are vastly improved with at least one person dressing like some weird creature. This isn't even a furry thing. I genuinely want to go to a store opening or whatever and see at least one person dressed as a goblin.

#blutoid

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Zalno @zalno.net · 19h

Oh no they 100% are

Zalno @zalno.net · 20h

WON THE AMPHAROS PLUSH IN THE COSPLAY CONTEST LET'S FUCKING GOOOOOOOO!

#fursuit
#blutoid

A photo of an Incineroar fursuiter and a Satyr cosplayer posing with a Iono cosplayer in a GameStop. The Incineroar and the satyr are holding Ampharos plushies.

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Zalno @zalno.net · 21h

This absolute mad lad is entering the cosplay contest. The sign didn't specify whether it was Pokemon cosplay or not. Honestly, valid.

I don't think I can compete with that.

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Zalno @zalno.net · 21h

Someone just walked in dressed as a satyr.

I take it back, this launch party just got interesting.

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Zalno @zalno.net · 21h

OH SHIT OH FUCK OH SHIT OH FUCK OH SHIT OH

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Zalno @zalno.net · 21h

Okay, wasn't expecting an Ultraman Tiga figure in a GameStop.

A photo of the box for an Ultraman Glitter Tiga figure

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Zalno @zalno.net · 22h

Oh, neither am I. But that's more on The Pokemon Company fucking up than GameStop. From what I'm told, each store only got 50 codes per store. Same with the singular restock they did.

Still, fuck GameStop.

Zalno @zalno.net · 22h

There are 6 other people here, all adult males. There's pizza available, but you have to buy a slice. Only two people showed up for the tournament.

I know GameStop ain't doing too hot these days, but this is sad.

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Zalno @zalno.net · 23h

Nope. But I get to have fun being a huffy fire cat for a bit. And it's not like I had anything else going on tonight.

Zalno @zalno.net · 23h

Debating whether or not I should wear my Incineroar fursuit to a midnight release party for Pokemon Legends: Z-A. I have no intention of buying the game, but there's a cosplay contest. And I'm bored.

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Zalno @zalno.net · 1d

I found my tablet stylus.

#blutoid
#pictoverse

A crude drawing of Willem Dafoe's face with the phrase "Secret Sunday, Secret Skin!" at the bottom.

Zalno @zalno.net · 2d

TMW you find art of your very specific fetish, but the commissioner is anonymous and none of your friends who are also into that very specific fetish claimed responsibility for it. >3>

Zalno @zalno.net · 2d

I don't know what's funnier. The fact that the Hogwarts Legacy group only has 12 people or that The DafoeVerse has almost as many.

#blutoid

pictoverse.app

A screenshot of The DafoeVerse on PictoVerse. The two most recent posts are as follows:

"I just watched the first Spiderman movie today, crazy coincidence"

"Coll Willem DaFact:

If you say his name in a mirror three times, you can hear him hunting squirrels in your backyard."

A screenshot of various communities in PictoVerse. Of note is the Hogwarts Legacy community has 12 followers and 7 comments. The DafoeVerse has 10 followers and 7 comments.

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stuCat 🔜 FurCoNZ @stucat.bsky.social · 3d

lil snow wave spray

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Zalno @zalno.net · 3d

I don't have either console so I wouldn't know. All of Microsoft's new games are coming to PC anyways and Sony's been releasing most of their good ones there too. I'm waiting for both consoles to just give up the ghost and put their back catalog on PC already.

Zalno @zalno.net · 4d

By any chance, is there a roadmap with features planned to be added?

Zalno @zalno.net · 4d

As of right now you can either create text posts, make pixel art, or draw doodles. I cannot art for shit, so until someone decides to draw something, people will have to settle for some Cool Willem DaFacts.

A screenshot of a post from the DafoeVerse community in Pictoverse.

Cool Willem DaFact:

He knows what your dreams taste like. Always.

Zalno @zalno.net · 4d

I suppose it's worth the dev asking for clarification.

Hey @th3richmond.bsky.social, was that intentional?

Zalno @zalno.net · 4d

Communities are user-created on this app, so there's always gonna be crap like that. But you can always make your own.

Zalno @zalno.net · 4d

I cannot draw for shit, so the best I can do is share some Willem DaFacts.

Zalno @zalno.net · 4d

That was the closest I could do. It doesn't let you upload your own avatars right now or even let you create your own Miis.

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Zalno @zalno.net · 4d

Paging @conradzimmerman.bsky.social, @commandersterling.bsky.social and @tronknotts.bsky.social, in case y'all are curious.

Zalno @zalno.net · 4d

I do not claim responsibility for my actions.

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