Zahradka Tonic
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don’t come in here I’m naked! burlesque and variety queen 💒 real showgirl 💒 Chicago 10/9 Hell or High Water (Louisville KY) ✨ 10/18 Bordel ✨ 10/25 Ina Mae’s ✨ 10/30 Emporium ✨ 10/31 Garden Of
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u know who ain’t never had a problem with me? A bad bitch
watching the substance saying “how it feels to be me” “how they treat me” every 30 seconds
how it feels to be a stripper in this economy
Boycotting my iron supplements. Fainting and being frail and weak is Victorian chic. Being constipated is uncouth, tacky
now why tf would they think a beautiful glamorous woman such as myself “might like” Some shit like this
Huge fan of people born on October 17th (Die Divinity, Rita Hayworth, my nephew Sebastian, my mom)
Almost every single mixed girl I know had an extensive pissy yellow blonde phase as a teenager and in that we are trauma bonded
I’m obsessed with Violet Ends by Boysmells
sometimes being bald in public is scary and very vulnerable. This must be how it feels to be on Naked and Afraid
I hate a gooey ass undercooked WET in the middle ass cookie. Like grow a spine
if u call an uber in northern Kentucky they will literally have you waiting for 15 minutes while someone drives in from OUT OF STATE to get you and drive you four minutes
At least 5 people have asked me if me and my gf are sisters today what is going AWNNN
I don’t think I can even get through this season of love is blind
I’m going to Mexico tmw ☺️
I put the wig cap on w no glue and glue just the wig bc I find that no matter what if I glue the cap it slips + ultimately takes the wig w/ it, I have better luck w the tension of the uncut cap. But I also usually wear wigs in my hair color so I dont worry as much bout concealing my natural hairline
stopped an income tax levy ✅ got out of jury duty ✅ cat’s tooth that was gonna cost me a ton of money to get pulled fell all the way out on its own…… sexy 31 year old flops are so up today
how men in the club look at me when I tell them we stop the stage rotation if they don’t tip
just buzzed my head….. nature is healing
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Those twins on Project Runway are way too comfortable calling Veejay a bitch.