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Zach Wolfe @zachwolfelaw.bsky.social · 30m

hypothetically, right?

Zach Wolfe @zachwolfelaw.bsky.social · 6h

I’ll say this for Dick Cheney, he was a serious person. Wrong, but serious. The people now in charge of our government are absurdly unserious.

#DickCheney

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Zach Wolfe @zachwolfelaw.bsky.social · 14h

She is both a scheming mastermind and an aloof socialite, obvs.

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Zach Wolfe @zachwolfelaw.bsky.social · 14h

This changes everything.

Ron Filipkowski @ronfilipkowski.bsky.social · 15h

Stephen Miller endorses Andrew Cuomo.

Zach Wolfe @zachwolfelaw.bsky.social · 14h

Look, I’m no football expert, but if the Cowboys are going to get back in this game, I think they need to score some touchdowns.

#ARIvsDAL

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Zach Wolfe @zachwolfelaw.bsky.social · 14h

WTAF, Texas.

Frank Figliuzzi @frankfigliuzzi.bsky.social · 16h

According to the diocese, the priest was legally working here. Now, he’s in ICE detention: www.ncronline.org/news/texas-e...

Texas Episcopal diocese says one of its priests has been detained by ICE

The Episcopal Diocese of Texas announced on Saturday (Nov. 1) that one of its priests, a Kenyan national, has been detained by immigration officials despite working in the state legally.

www.ncronline.org

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Zach Wolfe @zachwolfelaw.bsky.social · 14h

If he grew up poor they would call him "low IQ" or something

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Zach Wolfe @zachwolfelaw.bsky.social · 14h

The Cowboys defense looks pretty bad tonight, but at least the offense . . . is also bad.

#ARIvsDAL

Zach Wolfe @zachwolfelaw.bsky.social · 15h

Y’all think I’m joking?

Here’s a real one:

“The constitutional amendment affirming that parents are the primary decision makers for their children.”

I’ll give you one guess what this one is really about.

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Zach Wolfe @zachwolfelaw.bsky.social · 15h

Oh, man, so many bullshit propositions on the Texas ballot tomorrow.

“An amendment declaring that the stars at night are big and bright . . .”

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Zach Wolfe @zachwolfelaw.bsky.social · 15h

the nerve of this guy

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Zach Wolfe @zachwolfelaw.bsky.social · 15h

I paid for the NFL app or whatever it’s called because I’m just a sucker like that

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Zach Wolfe @zachwolfelaw.bsky.social · 15h

The move now is to put out an ad making fun of her aloofness.

Zach Wolfe @zachwolfelaw.bsky.social · 16h

We really shouldn’t have had to rely on Teen Vogue for serious political commentary, but . . .

Anna Gifty @itsafronomics.bsky.social · 16h

TLDR: Teen Vogue's coverage is about to be watered down in a way that serves no one. The politics section, which featured cutting edge stories on repro rights, the economy, and more is now gone. Black women are no longer at what remains.

Everybody loses. This is #TheDoubleTax.

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Zach Wolfe @zachwolfelaw.bsky.social · 16h

It is now all on People magazine.

Zach Wolfe @zachwolfelaw.bsky.social · 16h

She looks like a character in a murder mystery who says (in vaguely European accent), “oh, Inspector, of course I can tell you where I was when my husband was killed, what a silly thing to ask!”

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Zach Wolfe @zachwolfelaw.bsky.social · 16h

The press has discovered yet another way to fault women connected to politics: too “aloof.”

A. Marmot 🌱 @aminus.bsky.social · 16h

[the NY Post scrambling to make a last-ditch scandal:]

"umm, uhhh, his aloof wife Rama Duwaji secretly ran the campaign"

garbage from the NY Post showing pictures of Rama Duwaji and her husband Zohran Mamdani, caption "How Zohran Mamdani’s aloof wife, Rama Duwaji, quietly steered his campaign from behind the scenes"

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Zach Wolfe @zachwolfelaw.bsky.social · 16h

At least his campaign wasn’t run by a loofah.

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Zach Wolfe @zachwolfelaw.bsky.social · 22h

Kavanaugh+ Stop?

Aaron Reichlin-Melnick @reichlinmelnick.bsky.social · 23h

In Chicago, a woman was driving to get coffee when a DHS vehicle fleeing an angry crowd crashed into her car. Armed agents jumped out of the vehicle, yanked her door open, pulled her by the legs out of her car at gunpoint, held her incommunicado for hours, then released her with no charges.

Dayanne Figueroa was on her way to get coffee before heading to work when she encountered a chaotic scene in West Town: heavily armed, masked federal agents making arrests on a residential street.
People yelled as vehicles honked their horn — a sign now used to alert neighbors that immigration federal agents are in the area — and witnesses said federal agents had arrested several landscaper workers presumed to be in the country without authorization.
As Figuero tried to drive through the 1600 block of West Hubbard Street on Friday, Oct. 10, an unmarked vehicle driven by federal agents collided with Figueroa’s as it tried to speed away from a hostile crowd, multiple videos reviewed by the Tribune show.
Seconds after the crash, agents abruptly stopped their vehicle and exited with weapons in hand pointing at Figueroa, a U.S citizen. Agents then forcibly opened her door and pulled her out of the vehicle by her legs without identifying themselves, presenting a warrant or informing her that she was under arrest. As bystanders yelled, “You hit her! We have it on video!” agents ignored the crowd and forced Figueroa into a red minivan and drove away.
Her car was left behind in the middle of the road, her coffee still in the cup holder, and her keys in plain view.

Zach Wolfe @zachwolfelaw.bsky.social · 22h

When they teach AI how to sweet talk the clerk in the small Texas town, I’ll get worried.

Above The Law @abovethelaw.com · 22h

New Report On AI Use In-House Spells Trouble For Outside Lawyers
https://abovethelaw.com/2025/11/new-report-on-ai-use-in-house-spells-trouble-for-outside-lawyers/

New Report On AI Use In-House Spells Trouble For Outside Lawyers

Because outside lawyers are lagging so far behind in-house and apparently making little effort to catch up, it’s not hard to envision a day of reckoning.

abovethelaw.com

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Reposted by Zach Wolfe

Mark Copelovitch @mcopelov.bsky.social · Nov 2

👇🎯 We fail basic criteria of being a democracy (& stop it, a republic, also) & we just shrug & tolerate it because we’ve been taught nice myths about how 🇺🇸 is a paragon of democracy from the time we’re small children. We should be ashamed that it’s 2024 & we still allow this system to exist.

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Zach Wolfe @zachwolfelaw.bsky.social · 22h

Yeah that’s a good point. Didn’t think about NOLA.

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Zach Wolfe @zachwolfelaw.bsky.social · 22h

Hell to the yeah.

Zach Wolfe @zachwolfelaw.bsky.social · 22h

GET OUT!

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Zach Wolfe @zachwolfelaw.bsky.social · 23h

Top 5 city/sandwich combos:

5. Houston/banh mi

4. Boston/lobstah roll

3. Any Texas city/chopped beef BBQ

2. Philadelphia/cheesesteak (Philly people and fill in their favorite)

1. Austin/Thundercloud Subs (south Austin locations)

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