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youtooz

youtooz

@youtooz.bsky.social

5.7K followers 40 following 22 posts

(Parody and parody and parody, you get the idea 😭) (Made this account for fun, not for impersonation nor scamming ⚠️)

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youtooz @youtooz.bsky.social · Oct 18

Y'all, if you post bangers

Pls comment on this post, so I can follow you, thanks 🙏

I low-key need to see more 💯

youtooz @youtooz.bsky.social · May 20

Sorry for not being active, btw

youtooz @youtooz.bsky.social · Feb 1

youtooz @youtooz.bsky.social · Feb 1

youtooz @youtooz.bsky.social · Nov 27

It's actually over💔

Valve @valvesoftware.bsky.social · Nov 24

It got leaked? Oh no, not leaks!
What if "Half-Life 3" Got leaked next?
Oh wait... we forgot to make it.

youtooz @youtooz.bsky.social · Oct 20

Okay, seriously

How the fuck can they change it 😭

youtooz @youtooz.bsky.social · Oct 20

HUH????? 😭😭😭

Earth Updates @earthupdates.bsky.social · Oct 21

⚠️ Earth Update ⚠️
-Jesus Christ might make a comeback in the future
-Global coffee demand up by 12%
-Fixed email crash issues
-Restoring classic Instagram features
-New tree species discovered in the Amazon
-Japan’s tech sector slows by 15%

youtooz @youtooz.bsky.social · Oct 19

There is not a single individual, dw 💯

youtooz @youtooz.bsky.social · Oct 19

20 and I'll do it

youtooz @youtooz.bsky.social · Oct 19

Just checked my dms on Twitter

I'm not gonna check them again, after what I saw

youtooz @youtooz.bsky.social · Oct 19

Probably soon, dw

youtooz @youtooz.bsky.social · Oct 19

It's a good meal, dw 👀

Totally not gonna overcooked it

youtooz @youtooz.bsky.social · Oct 19

What if instead of "youtooz"
It's called "freakytooz"
And instead of making "collectible figures"
We make "freaky figures"

👀

youtooz @youtooz.bsky.social · Oct 19

Bio says it there, so they can know that I'm not the real one 👀

Well, I hope

youtooz @youtooz.bsky.social · Oct 19

I mean

My goal is not to impersonate them, anyways lol

Since, the original one doesn't make funny posts, and just other bs

I'll try to make some

youtooz @youtooz.bsky.social · Oct 19

Even tho I'm not the real one

I hope, I made your day a bit better 💯

youtooz @youtooz.bsky.social · Oct 18

Congrats dawg 🎉

youtooz @youtooz.bsky.social · Oct 18

Check bio, thanks 👍

youtooz @youtooz.bsky.social · Oct 18

No, no, no

I don't impersonate them 💔

youtooz @youtooz.bsky.social · Oct 18

Y'all, if you post bangers

Pls comment on this post, so I can follow you, thanks 🙏

I low-key need to see more 💯

youtooz @youtooz.bsky.social · Oct 18

I low-key need to follow more people, not even kidding

My feed is empty 💔

youtooz @youtooz.bsky.social · Oct 18

Bro ain't playing no more 😭

What'd I do 💔

youtooz @youtooz.bsky.social · Oct 18

Okay, so I saw some changes in Twitter

Yeah, I rather stay here 😭

youtooz @youtooz.bsky.social · Feb 9

>:3