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David @yourdiscodad.com · 11d

Needed a sit down after legs day #fcf

Self portrait on sitting on toilet with exposed semi erect penis

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David @yourdiscodad.com · 8h

Thanks for the reminder! I need to see my GP about a lump :/

David @yourdiscodad.com · 1d

I’ve managed to block them on instagram. Can’t stand hearing them, so I’d avoid a podcast if they’re in them.

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David @yourdiscodad.com · 1d

Big beards are hawt. Big beards on men who shave their head are my kryptonite.

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David @yourdiscodad.com · 1d

Whole meal means you can eat more guilt free 💅🏻

David @yourdiscodad.com · 1d

That looks 🤤🤤🤤
Absolutely. Give me a holler when it is!

David @yourdiscodad.com · 1d

BBC good food have a recipe in grams which has never failed me.

www.bbcgoodfood.com/recipes/clas...

Classic scones with jam & clotted cream

You can have a batch of scones on the table in 20 minutes with Jane Hornby's storecupboard recipe, perfect for unexpected guests

www.bbcgoodfood.com

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David @yourdiscodad.com · 1d

I’m still on the V1s, I just finish off trying V2/3 and mostly failing lol

But that’s part of the fun

David @yourdiscodad.com · 1d

I’ll come join you at Stronghold :)

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David @yourdiscodad.com · 1d

Made it to V3s at the climbing wall 🧗🏼‍♂️

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David @yourdiscodad.com · 1d

Baking is scientific. It’s a hill I’m willing to die on 😝

More importantly, what are you making and when can I come have a taste?

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David @yourdiscodad.com · 1d

Maybe switch to metric?

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David @yourdiscodad.com · 2d

I have a great merino base layer for when it’s Baltic

David @yourdiscodad.com · 2d

Nipples could do with some soothing cream. Looking a bit chapped.

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David @yourdiscodad.com · 2d

Adidas do good cold weather tops but honestly, run in shorts 365. Just add some runderwear merino pants so your junk is kept cosy. The cold is good for you!

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David @yourdiscodad.com · 2d

Then why aren’t gays going back out and meeting people in person, like before? Hardly obsolete. More, destroying the fabric of society.

David @yourdiscodad.com · 2d

Also bored with the “here playing with a mate”. Get on with it then, hun. You’re not making it sound attractive AT ALL.

David @yourdiscodad.com · 2d

Updated my “no pic no chat” to “no pic no chat no tweakers” on scruff+grindr. Probably be the last time anyone ever engages with me.

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David @yourdiscodad.com · 2d

Vault can really be hit and miss. Only evening I had a good time this year was the Thursday before pride. Stopped going again a couple of visits after.

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David @yourdiscodad.com · 2d

Caffeinated and in my lane

Man in kitchen, standing in front of an espresso machine, making coffee. The image is in sepia tone.

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David @yourdiscodad.com · 2d

They fucking ruin what should be a fun night out and add to my therapy bill unnecessarily.

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David @yourdiscodad.com · 2d

I don’t do bar culture. This is fetish and club scene and it’s unique to London.

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David @yourdiscodad.com · 2d

Cleared my calendar of other nights out for the remainder of the year here. I’m exhausted by it.

David @yourdiscodad.com · 2d

Theres a certain type of gay which has become prevalent in London which makes going out a not enjoyable experience. Probably juiced. Definitely body fascist.

With around 750k gay and lesbians in London, we should be able to do better than this.

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David @yourdiscodad.com · 2d

two chefs are roasting a chicken on a spit in front of a sign that says bakery

ALT: two chefs are roasting a chicken on a spit in front of a sign that says bakery

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David @yourdiscodad.com · 3d

👅👅🤤