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youdou.bsky.social
More Trees Less Assholes
@youdou.bsky.social
1.3K followers 940 following 3.3K posts
Sane sarcastic conservative dog lover. Orwell called it. Congress must remove the loathsome prick. Don’t follow If you can’t handle the sarcasm.
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youdou.bsky.social
More Trees Less Assholes @youdou.bsky.social · 1h
Surprised he didn’t just do a Mike Johnson.

“I was just hearing about it as we came on the air”.
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youdou.bsky.social
More Trees Less Assholes @youdou.bsky.social · 1h
Explain why tariffs haven’t impacted the stock market?
They did shock the market back in April but TACO again.
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youdou.bsky.social
More Trees Less Assholes @youdou.bsky.social · 1h
Shooting Henderson in the ass was all Cheney.
youdou.bsky.social
More Trees Less Assholes @youdou.bsky.social · 1h
She must have a great couch.

Hopefully she has protection against makeup stains.
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youdou.bsky.social
More Trees Less Assholes @youdou.bsky.social · 1h
Polls are a dangerous game.

Consider how you’d feel if you said “she’s winning”, then don’t vote and she loses.

Take the 5 minutes to be sure.
youdou.bsky.social
More Trees Less Assholes @youdou.bsky.social · 1h
Vote Spanberger Virginia.

Understand the assignment, her opponent is supported by Trump.

That’s all you need to know.

It’s your last chance to snap his weenie until 2026.
georgetakei.bsky.social George Takei @georgetakei.bsky.social · 2h
It’s Election Day with critical races in several states. This is the first general election where voters get to tell Donald Trump what they think of him so far. Don’t miss your chance to make your voice heard! Vote like your country depends on it. Because it does.
youdou.bsky.social
More Trees Less Assholes @youdou.bsky.social · 6h
I miss the good ole days when ass shootings were the way the GOP took out their anger.
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youdou.bsky.social
More Trees Less Assholes @youdou.bsky.social · 21h
Hot potato alert
youdou.bsky.social
More Trees Less Assholes @youdou.bsky.social · 1d
Consider the source.

NY post owner- Murdoch
Fox News owner - Murdoch
News corp owner - Murdoch

This is just stirring the pot.

Millions aren’t leaving NYC.
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youdou.bsky.social
More Trees Less Assholes @youdou.bsky.social · 1d
How long before they realize this is their 1933 Enabling Act?

Their branch of govt isn’t needed.
Their power gone.
The building will be destroyed.

Or do they wake up impeach and convict?
youdou.bsky.social
More Trees Less Assholes @youdou.bsky.social · 1d
Quickly I hope
youdou.bsky.social
More Trees Less Assholes @youdou.bsky.social · 1d
Steven miller told him too.
And huge sums of $ exchanged hands.
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youdou.bsky.social
More Trees Less Assholes @youdou.bsky.social · 1d
Trump said he won the power ball drawing.
He said he’s won it 20 times before, more than anyone ever.

And it’s not a distraction from the shutdown nor the Epstein files release.

He may be lying.
www.beaconjournal.com/story/news/2...
Did anyone win last night's Powerball? Jackpot grows, winning numbers for Nov. 1, 2025
Did anyone win the $404 million jackpot on Saturday, Nov. 1, 2025? Check the numbers.
www.beaconjournal.com
youdou.bsky.social
More Trees Less Assholes @youdou.bsky.social · 1d
Jethro has no taste for theater and stage shows.

Who knew?
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youdou.bsky.social
More Trees Less Assholes @youdou.bsky.social · 2d
Hope she is upwind.
youdou.bsky.social
More Trees Less Assholes @youdou.bsky.social · 2d
You can find that previously open, partially used old dried up tube the next time you need it?

That’s some witchcraft stuff right there.
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youdou.bsky.social
More Trees Less Assholes @youdou.bsky.social · 2d
No he’s trying to distract from bring exposed as a pedophile.

Plus he wants to force Dems to accept ending subsidies.
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youdou.bsky.social
More Trees Less Assholes @youdou.bsky.social · 2d
Respected like the $2 attention whore he is.
youdou.bsky.social
More Trees Less Assholes @youdou.bsky.social · 3d
Shit it was just a title?

Here I thought those genes were special.
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youdou.bsky.social
More Trees Less Assholes @youdou.bsky.social · 3d
However bathing has been optional so far.
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youdou.bsky.social
More Trees Less Assholes @youdou.bsky.social · 3d
That’s exactly the plan. Shh!
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youdou.bsky.social
More Trees Less Assholes @youdou.bsky.social · 3d
Just a zombie nightmare. Don’t wake up until you’re dead.
youdou.bsky.social
More Trees Less Assholes @youdou.bsky.social · 3d
And if they don’t?
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youdou.bsky.social
More Trees Less Assholes @youdou.bsky.social · 4d
I think they should add crack to the list of things you can’t buy with food stamps. Maybe they can fix that if they go back to work?
That seems way worse than beer and cigarettes, but that’s just me.
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youdou.bsky.social
More Trees Less Assholes @youdou.bsky.social · 4d
Bought a coffee at a shop yesterday. I put in my own milk.

You cannot sell me the coffee without making it. And putting it in a cup. That’s all included in the price.
That all took 30 seconds to pour.

Then comes the tip screen.

Nope. Just charge me the price including a living wage.
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