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Yifan Wu
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Bad punny sports idiot @TheAthletic Northwestern alum; Connecticut survivor Short-suffering Ryan Day hater & Chicago Sky fan ‘A very unique personality’ once on Google Meet
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Yifan Wu @yifanwu901.bsky.social · 18h
Update: I think my career peaked today at this headline.
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Yifan Wu @yifanwu901.bsky.social · 1d
Nobody:

Cubs fans: Time to heckle the pope amirite
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Razzball @razzball.bsky.social · 1d
Someone in the crowd: “Go Cubs!”

Pope Leo XIV: “Han perdido! They lost!”
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Yifan Wu @yifanwu901.bsky.social · 1d
But it’s so fetch
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Yifan Wu @yifanwu901.bsky.social · 1d
S/O to a king who does all the work on a group project then lol
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Yifan Wu @yifanwu901.bsky.social · 1d
Baseball idiot here: Is the Dodgers playing Yamamoto in the 9th a ‘Fuck you I’m rich’ move or ‘Fuck it we vibe’ move or both
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Yifan Wu @yifanwu901.bsky.social · 2d
RIP to the Marvin Gaye of our times

www.nytimes.com/2025/10/14/a...
D’Angelo, Acclaimed and Reclusive R&B Innovator, Dies at 51
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Yifan Wu @yifanwu901.bsky.social · 2d
NOT D’Angelo
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Yifan Wu @yifanwu901.bsky.social · 2d
Baby I’m not flirting … I’m getting my jokes off so I don’t disassociate
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Solomon @solomonmissouri.bsky.social · 2d
Baby I’m not flirting… I’m just southern
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Yifan Wu @yifanwu901.bsky.social · 2d
This list is a splendid Monday Night read. It also reminds me of this Han Dynasty dude rocks so hard.
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Yifan Wu @yifanwu901.bsky.social · 2d
Julio Rodríguez is perfect. Many people are saying this.
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Yifan Wu @yifanwu901.bsky.social · 2d
Godot is mad toxic and you gotta stop waiting
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Rachel Feder @rachelfeder.bsky.social · 3d
Tell me your most unhinged literary opinion, as a little treat
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Yifan Wu @yifanwu901.bsky.social · 3d
Northwestern got James Franklin fired from Penn State AND a Nobel Prize laureate in 24 hours.

GO CATS
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Yifan Wu @yifanwu901.bsky.social · 3d
Bro how does someone get another big magazine job after being exposed for simping for a man who eats stuff like this
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onion person @junlper.beer · 3d
everything rightwingers eat somehow looks like poop
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Yifan Wu @yifanwu901.bsky.social · 5d
Recency bias: Caleb Downs might be the best Ohio State player I’ve ever watched in person
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Yifan Wu @yifanwu901.bsky.social · 5d
Baseball is dumb. Just do a dance battle or something already.
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Yifan Wu @yifanwu901.bsky.social · 5d
Have the Mariners ever played a normal baseball game?
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Yifan Wu @yifanwu901.bsky.social · 5d
BRB I’m just gonna go cry after just seeing my story packaged in The Athletic App with these two legends on Pablo Torre Finds Out
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Yifan Wu @yifanwu901.bsky.social · 6d
Technically if he put more shoulder into it, he probably could throw it to first
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The New York Times @nytimes.com · 6d
From @TheAthletic: Orion Kerkering is only the second player in Major League Baseball history to commit an error that ended a postseason series. No one will ever forget where Kerkering threw the ball, no matter how hard some might try. nyti.ms/48owLkr
Orion Kerkering sits devastated in the dugout after the Phillies were eliminated. A quote from Phillies manager Rob Thomson over it: “I feel for him because he’s putting it all on his shoulders.”
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Yifan Wu @yifanwu901.bsky.social · 6d
No What I’m saying is these Cubs fans need to return to their suburbs fast instead of hollering outside.

Also you can’t spell Philly without the 2 Ls tonight;)
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Yifan Wu @yifanwu901.bsky.social · 6d
S/O to MLB for scheduling the Cubs game to start at 8p local because what we need in Lakeview are more helicopter sounds at 11:30p and a cop posting up in front of the Southport Lululemon all day.
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Yifan Wu @yifanwu901.bsky.social · 6d
I believe Big E stands for Eagles because this is how they play football
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Yifan Wu @yifanwu901.bsky.social · 7d
One more vintage October Clayton Kershaw performance baby
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Yifan Wu @yifanwu901.bsky.social · 8d
Minor complaint but I miss the days when we can talk trash about our mayor and governor. Illinois is a deeply unserious place and I look forward to the tomfoolery when things go back to normal.
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Gregory Pratt @royalpratt.bsky.social · 8d
The President of the United States is calling for the mayor of Chicago and governor of Illinois to be jailed.
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Yifan Wu @yifanwu901.bsky.social · 8d
Me after watching the Yankees for work
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Yifan Wu @yifanwu901.bsky.social · 9d
The book makes a lot of sense when you realize how much the Caroline and Luisa are just over the Brock Purdy talk
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Ryan Nanni @celebrityhottub.bsky.social · 9d
The Bennets are a 49ers family, I’m not going to argue about this with any of you