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Dave Evans

@yepicturepalace.bsky.social

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Dave Evans @yepicturepalace.bsky.social · Nov 22

Twitter refugee, medieval style illustration and anything else I fancy trying to flog available at www.etsy.com/uk/shop/TheP...

Medieval style illustration of a monk seated at a desk working on a manuscript drawing of a hare.

Dave Evans @yepicturepalace.bsky.social · 13h

"... and that is why, since 1752, the UK tax year starts on April 6th."

Dave Evans @yepicturepalace.bsky.social · 2d

I love all these, and I'd also suggest 'Dougal and the Blue Cat' for some genuinely scary Halloween viewing.

Dave Evans @yepicturepalace.bsky.social · 3d

... from Palestine.

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Dave Evans @yepicturepalace.bsky.social · 3d

The venue looks a tad draughty.

Dave Evans @yepicturepalace.bsky.social · 3d

And they would have been justified in calling it 'Il Mundi Seriem'.

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Dave Evans @yepicturepalace.bsky.social · 4d

Henry was being a dick so they bricked him up in a tunnel.

Dave Evans @yepicturepalace.bsky.social · 4d

Apparently it was an episode called the 'Pop Star'
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The Pop Star

The store is about to open and Captain Peacock realizes Mr. Spooner has not yet arrived. The sales staff consider whether he should be fired or not. The sales staff reach a compromise to temporarily d...

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Dave Evans @yepicturepalace.bsky.social · 4d

The film version was pretty much a Carry on Abroad remake but that was set on the Costa Plonka.

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Dave Evans @yepicturepalace.bsky.social · 4d

I might chip in for the banana to stick in your ear.

Dave Evans @yepicturepalace.bsky.social · 4d

Occasional table knocks in agreement as the lightbulb flickers on and off.

Dave Evans @yepicturepalace.bsky.social · 5d

I had an uncle Steve who wasn't an uncle and whose name wasn't really Steve.

Dave Evans @yepicturepalace.bsky.social · 5d

55 bang average. I was expecting Sid from 'Toy Story' to turn up but he never did.

Dave Evans @yepicturepalace.bsky.social · 5d

Design it himself did he?

Dave Evans @yepicturepalace.bsky.social · 5d

I'm middle aged, white and English and I grew up with multiple uncles and aunts who technically weren't.

Dave Evans @yepicturepalace.bsky.social · 5d

55 and I revel in my averageness, thank you very much.

Dave Evans @yepicturepalace.bsky.social · 5d

He's only in it for the prophets.

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Dave Evans @yepicturepalace.bsky.social · 7d

I found a less graphic illustration on a couple of HEMA sites, it comes from this guy's book en.wikipedia.org/wiki/John_Mu...

An engraving from a nineteenth century book on swordsmanship showing a man cutting a sheep carcass in half horizontally with a sabre.

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Dave Evans @yepicturepalace.bsky.social · 8d

Ah, 'Le Plus Grand Bien'. I hope it's the original French version with subtitles and not that terrible dub with that Scottish bloke from Star Trek.

Dave Evans @yepicturepalace.bsky.social · 8d

I'm getting 'Land Girl with a secret' vibes.

Dave Evans @yepicturepalace.bsky.social · 8d

My vote is for dead and suspended. You could try asking Matt Easton @scholagladiatoria.bsky.social if he's come across anything about it.

Dave Evans @yepicturepalace.bsky.social · 12d

At least the Nazis had to bomb the Palace of Westminster not just hire a bulldozer.

Dave Evans @yepicturepalace.bsky.social · 12d

I didn't know there was a 'Terrahawks' tribute band.

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Dave Evans @yepicturepalace.bsky.social · 13d

Can't they make him Governor of the Falklands? It's not like he doesn't know the area.

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Dave Evans @yepicturepalace.bsky.social · 14d

Local news for local people, brought to you by Google Maps.

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Dave Evans @yepicturepalace.bsky.social · 14d

John and Yokozuna.