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emodragonlover69 @yeehawputa.bsky.social · 2d

i just wanna know historically over my entire life how many people have wanted to fuck, marry, or kill me

emodragonlover69 @yeehawputa.bsky.social · 3d

i could be listening to so many cool audiobooks but i'm still working on the red book like a douchebag

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emodragonlover69 @yeehawputa.bsky.social · 3d

i wish blue raspberry was real

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emodragonlover69 @yeehawputa.bsky.social · 5d

bro's just mad my friends are cool and talented and my boyfriend's hot 🤑

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emodragonlover69 @yeehawputa.bsky.social · 6d

say what i will about tennessee; i have never seen someone w a proud boy haircut do a nazi salute and keep eyeballing me

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emodragonlover69 @yeehawputa.bsky.social · 9d

but babe what about the Joint Russian and Chinese Invasion of The United States of America?

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emodragonlover69 @yeehawputa.bsky.social · 9d

I'm in multiple remote cults

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emodragonlover69 @yeehawputa.bsky.social · 9d

i can only scream "Life Ain't Fair and The World is Mean" so much before Sturgill Simpson appears in my dreams and tries to kill me

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emodragonlover69 @yeehawputa.bsky.social · 9d

i am very sad right now and it's directly correlated to my manager brushing me off. it hurt my feelings. i only seek approval from the men closest to me (employment, capricorn moon) because my father was the sole nurturing parent and my mom was mean.

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emodragonlover69 @yeehawputa.bsky.social · 9d

i look so young yet have another bald spot coming in they'll never know cause it's not at the top of my head

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emodragonlover69 @yeehawputa.bsky.social · 9d

i am closest [in emotions and appearance] to my depressed middle school self (not good)

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emodragonlover69 @yeehawputa.bsky.social · 9d

the girl who bullied me at church and then decided to carry it over to school is now the representative for PPG paints, which my place of employment sells 😵‍💫

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