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YeahFearsMate🎃 @yeahcheersmate.bsky.social · 1d

Also an AI Generated illustration of the conservation (and avalbabity) of water is a real stinger

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YeahFearsMate🎃 @yeahcheersmate.bsky.social · 1d

I just can’t get rid of “I got the bisic ilcomation” in the style of the Beastie Boys

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YeahFearsMate🎃 @yeahcheersmate.bsky.social · 2d

No, no I don’t want to see that. I don’t suppose that question is actually being asked though.

Scientific American @sciam.bsky.social · 3d

Despite early, and familiar, copyright growing pains, Sora may be the prelude to AI-generated on-demand TV and movies

Want to See Marilyn Monroe in Game of Thrones? AI Could Make It Soon

Despite early, and familiar, copyright growing pains, Sora may be the prelude to AI-generated on-demand TV and movies

www.scientificamerican.com

YeahFearsMate🎃 @yeahcheersmate.bsky.social · 2d

Here’s the deal. He can have it next year if it’s posthumous.

Aaron Rupar @atrupar.com · 2d

Johnson: "Together with my friend Speaker Ohana of the Israeli Knesset we're going to rally speakers and presidents of parliaments around the world so we will jointly nominate President Donald J Trump for next year's Nobel Prize. No one has ever deserved that prize more & that is an objective fact."

YeahFearsMate🎃 @yeahcheersmate.bsky.social · 2d

It’s mad when people decide that some music is objectively good for exercise regardless of context.
Took the 3yo swimming & the big pool had an aquarobics class on. Dozens of women, all appeared aged 65+, being “motivated” by deafening eurotrance and looking absolutely appalled. Who’s that for?

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YeahFearsMate🎃 @yeahcheersmate.bsky.social · 5d

Louise Taylor in the guardian started her nufc v forest match preview with “Is it too early for a relegation 6-pointer?”
I think someone let Sunderland’s decent start go to their head.

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YeahFearsMate🎃 @yeahcheersmate.bsky.social · 6d

Given my wife’s experience with our previously lap-shy cats, you might want to pick up a pregnancy test next time you’re out

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YeahFearsMate🎃 @yeahcheersmate.bsky.social · 7d

Aaaand the boiler has packed in

a baby is looking out of a window wearing a hat and holding a towel .

Alt: A small child throwing money out of a window

media.tenor.com

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YeahFearsMate🎃 @yeahcheersmate.bsky.social · 8d

Not saying my yearning for autumnal comfort food got the better of me but today I put the school back into old school and made a cheese and onion pie that proustian rushed me back about 40 years

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YeahFearsMate🎃 @yeahcheersmate.bsky.social · 9d

Thiaw at no10 as well

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YeahFearsMate🎃 @yeahcheersmate.bsky.social · 10d

“I’ve picked fights with people I knew could beat me up. That’s the kind of person I am” - Ange Postecoglou

So, the kind of person you are is a silly, weird prick? Good to know, nice one

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YeahFearsMate🎃 @yeahcheersmate.bsky.social · 13d

Hahaha I saw your comment and knew exactly what I was going to find. Even for Wheys Keys Louise this is bonkers.

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YeahFearsMate🎃 @yeahcheersmate.bsky.social · 13d

“Hey, do you fancy watching this film?”
“Yeah, could do, who’s in it?”
“Well, actually the lead actor’s AI”
“Hahaha fuck no.”

YeahFearsMate🎃 @yeahcheersmate.bsky.social · 14d

Commentator on this stream, criticising him for the header. “Not much pressure on him.”

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YeahFearsMate🎃 @yeahcheersmate.bsky.social · 15d

All aboard the Grot Yacht

YeahFearsMate🎃 @yeahcheersmate.bsky.social · 15d

Yeah, but are you having a “my 3-year-old found a crayon in the car” morning?

A car seat with yellow crayon scrawled all over it

Back of the driver’s seat, also covered in yellow crayon

Interior of the car door, more yellow crayon on it because fuck my life.

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YeahFearsMate🎃 @yeahcheersmate.bsky.social · 16d

I mean I’m not saying my 5 year old is Paul Simon but I’m pretty sure he also started with lyrics about his little brother “farting in a bin”.

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YeahFearsMate🎃 @yeahcheersmate.bsky.social · 16d

In case anyone’s concerned about the relentless march of time and technology, it may be comforting to know that my wife tried to renew her driving licence and she has to pay by cheque or postal order like it’s nineteen eighty fucking one.

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YeahFearsMate🎃 @yeahcheersmate.bsky.social · 18d

Arsenal (h) #nufc

A woman with a phone, posting the words “Sunday funday with these pig dicks”

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YeahFearsMate🎃 @yeahcheersmate.bsky.social · 20d

“Why’s he holding that pillow?”

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YeahFearsMate🎃 @yeahcheersmate.bsky.social · 21d

Actively avoids getting the horn

The Daily Beast @thedailybeast.bsky.social · 22d

Katie Miller joked about her husband being a “sexual matador” in an interview with Jesse Watters.

Stephen Miller's Wife Drops Cringe-Inducing Sexual Brag

Katie Miller joked about her husband being a “sexual matador” in an interview with Jesse Watters.

trib.al

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YeahFearsMate🎃 @yeahcheersmate.bsky.social · 21d

Imagine if Howe absolutely outhowes himself and turns Joelinton back into a striker

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YeahFearsMate🎃 @yeahcheersmate.bsky.social · 21d

Haha exactly!

YeahFearsMate🎃 @yeahcheersmate.bsky.social · 21d

I remember a couple of years ago watching Tinariwen at Glastonbury on TV, my Twitter timeline was all eye-rolls at the worthiness of it all. I was just like, I’d join in the fun but I’ve seen them live 3 times and they’re genuinely great

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YeahFearsMate🎃 @yeahcheersmate.bsky.social · 23d

Nobody in the history of human hands has ever clapped in this way

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