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Yaramarud

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Chaos magician for 25+ years. Co-host of the Administrism podcast. Hillbilly alchemist. He/him. Find out what I'm doing magickally here. Or not. DMs Open linktr.ee/yaramarud

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Yaramarud @yaramarud.bsky.social · Nov 10

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- Ex-IOT
- Member of the Society of the Headless
- Teaching magick for 10+ years
- Experience in multiple paradigms
- Psychonaut
- Studies in anthropology and linguistics
- Occult researcher
- Unhealthily obsessed with surrealism
- Ancom
- ND

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Yaramarud @yaramarud.bsky.social · 20d

The ingredient distribution of this ice cream is fucking bullshit. I'm palpably angry and other people need to know about it.

The promise of joy with a heart of disappointment

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Yaramarud @yaramarud.bsky.social · 21d

Getting better with each talisman made.

Polished copper disk engraved with the sigil of toxick magick

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Yaramarud @yaramarud.bsky.social · 22d

The thing I love most about surrealist poetry is finding new interpretations when I forget the inspiration.

It took 2000 years to see your words
entwined with my terracotta hands and
left knuckle-broken for wanting pseudocarp

You never gave me your name

So I will flash a palm silhouette
stretched over moistened paper retinas
just to hear your throat croak
from the first moan of the morning

Little puppets hummed the elegy
of the lapis hammersmith
as your cleft thumb gives me sustenance

Yaramarud @yaramarud.bsky.social · Oct 4

Why is it only ever one of two options when it comes to the occult?

1). They dabbled in the occult, so there were spirits
2). The person was a witch. So, obviously haunted

Where's the "she was a very successful witch and sold her totally normal home for 3x market value"?

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Yaramarud @yaramarud.bsky.social · Sep 28

I'm always hypnotized by the final product when etching a talisman.

#chaosky #witchsky #occultsky

A copper talisman engraved with the Flower of Emanation

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Yaramarud @yaramarud.bsky.social · Sep 25

I dreamt that I shut down a men's fitness center they put it at the top of a mountain that they kept lubed with oil, because they didn't have wheelchair access.

Yaramarud @yaramarud.bsky.social · Sep 24

If they died suddenly and didn't get an opportunity to remove the staple, they became a ghost. But being a ghost didn't last forever, because the staple would eventually rust away.

Yaramarud @yaramarud.bsky.social · Sep 24

I dreamt that everyone had an astral thread attached to their eyes. Every mile you went, you had to staple the thread to the ground. Otherwise, it would lead to mental anguish. When a person was dying, they had to unstaple the thread and let their eyes float into the sky.

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Yaramarud @yaramarud.bsky.social · Sep 24

If they died suddenly and didn't get an opportunity to remove the staple, they became a ghost. But being a ghost didn't last forever, because the staple would eventually rust away.

Yaramarud @yaramarud.bsky.social · Sep 19

I did some napkin math on how much I'll be able to make compared to the cost. I'll be serving it up at 25¢ per serving.

Yaramarud @yaramarud.bsky.social · Sep 19

Bought this last weekend and just figured out the perfect ratio for making tamarind agua fresca. I'll be able to make a grotesque amount. I'm so excited.