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Wants To Get Funked Up @xumtosis.bsky.social · 29m

Took a minute between my busted ass phone and this wack ass website but we got there

Wants To Get Funked Up @xumtosis.bsky.social · 30m

If you a Suffolk county pd wannabe psycho warrior dipshit fucking superloser then oink oink you stupid fucking piggie rat fuck cunt fuck yourself with your 9 if you can remember how to fucking use it fuck 12 on outta here bitch

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Wants To Get Funked Up @xumtosis.bsky.social · 36m

You can fucking feel the income bracket how people grew up and shit with how much they trust any part of the government is actually supposed to fucking work or be fucking fair like fuck off the cops where I'm from had a fucking vacant building to bring people to fuck them up like grow the fuck up

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Wants To Get Funked Up @xumtosis.bsky.social · 43m

Anyway ¡Viva la revolución! sugar fuck the government and only though direct action from all of us can we be free and I do actually mean actually fucking free baby

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Wants To Get Funked Up @xumtosis.bsky.social · 46m

Revolution's like so unthinkable in modern white nations I know I know that's only a thing for all them not whites to do right or do you only think that cause you've been programmed to be a good little indentured servant for whatever the fuck tiny scraps they decide to fucking piss onto you

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Wants To Get Funked Up @xumtosis.bsky.social · 54m

They really want you to think revolution's a dirty word so you forget we all have a neat way to fucking deal with them real fucking good and they're fucking terrified of people realizing that

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Wants To Get Funked Up @xumtosis.bsky.social · 56m

Cant believe that political party that's stupid rich pedophiles that say insane shit is so fucking incompetently useless at dealing with the other political party that's insane rich pedophiles that say stupid shit I thought they spoke for all of us but turns out it's all just kinda fucking horseshit

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Wants To Get Funked Up @xumtosis.bsky.social · 22h

Remember when we could clap and laugh at nazis getting fucking obliterated cause they're motherfucking nazis but turns out them "MiddleClass" people on the news that are actually rich would sell us all out to fucking full on real ass wannabe nazis just to see a bank account bump up by a percentage

Wants To Get Funked Up @xumtosis.bsky.social · 22h

When life gives you nazis be sure to make sure it's a closed casket etcetera etcetera

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Wants To Get Funked Up @xumtosis.bsky.social · 22h

Imagine if large scale worldwide societal collapse was predictable and people been saying shit for like so fucking long man cause there's plenty of fucking examples and everything but like hey it can either regress into full on hell or become fucking perfect for a bit of a grand ol revolution baby

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Wants To Get Funked Up @xumtosis.bsky.social · 2d

Seal my ass into that deranged cockpit baby and let that neural link skullfuck the trauma away sugar it's about to get groovy

Wants To Get Funked Up @xumtosis.bsky.social · 2d

Someone buy my broke ass a dual joystick hotas setup so I can play armored core with it cause that mech pilot brain makes your ass crazy you know

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Wants To Get Funked Up @xumtosis.bsky.social · 2d

Watching that series from the start is a great cause you can feel him getting more and more fucking tired of being subtle and frustrated people weren't getting it until he just says fuck it and gets so blunt he may as well be smacking you in the fucking face with it and people still fucking miss it

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Wants To Get Funked Up @xumtosis.bsky.social · 2d

Anyway who loves scary movies I wonder if The Living Dead series from George Romero has anything interesting to say about any of this I'm sure not zombies are just so squicky ya know haha

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Wants To Get Funked Up @xumtosis.bsky.social · 2d

When you remember some people's only experience with any amount of fucking poverty is on tv and media in general you get why they physically can't even seem to fucking start to understand the concept of most people on this planet being fucking poor let alone what real poverty is and feels like

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Wants To Get Funked Up @xumtosis.bsky.social · 2d

People that ain't got why the american government ain't doinganotjing to fix itself, It's cause the rich people in charge would rather get richer with nazis to the detriment of the entire fucking world then lose even a tiny little fraction of their wealth let alone be like the fucking rest of us

Wants To Get Funked Up @xumtosis.bsky.social · 3d

The hubris of being a brat by screaming "Oh yeah well why don't you locktober deez nuts bitch" is a modern day tale about the human condition just like the ancient greek stories of old

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Wants To Get Funked Up @xumtosis.bsky.social · 4d

You just jealous cause you can't be a loud ghetto new york girl during sex and it's aight don't worry I forgive you

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Wants To Get Funked Up @xumtosis.bsky.social · 4d

People talking about realizing Sun Tszu is actually meant as an idiot proof attempt to make the rich people that own the militaries try to actually understand basic concepts like supply lines and so maybe if it's spelled out real clear the liberals and shit can have it finally fucking click but hey

Wants To Get Funked Up @xumtosis.bsky.social · 4d

Maybe if more people started loudly talking and yelling about how our wonderful old crusty deranged pedophile in chief is clearly and obviously mentally degrading to the point he can't make reasonable decisions that might even goad the administration into some kinda negative reaction or whatever

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Wants To Get Funked Up @xumtosis.bsky.social · 4d

Let's not forget all them wacky corporations that helped fucked everything up too and especially all them corporate news organizations that showed us journalism for profit sure don't fucking work neither so let's dismantle every single motherfucking one so they can never manipulate us all ever again

Wants To Get Funked Up @xumtosis.bsky.social · 5d

So fucking ¡Viva la revolución! baby let's make the human race groovy hunny

Wants To Get Funked Up @xumtosis.bsky.social · 5d

Be honest with each other and ourselves we all imperfect animals but hey it don't gotta be bad hun just gotta get the right groove rollin cause funk's just as much about the notes you don't play kinda like being a human being you know and I think it's about time we all get good and funked up baby

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Wants To Get Funked Up @xumtosis.bsky.social · 5d

If we never take the chance we'll never know right

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Wants To Get Funked Up @xumtosis.bsky.social · 5d

You may ask "How do we ever fucking start trying to do that" and we just gotta fucking do it you know find people we can live as close to it as we can with and just do it man it can be your family, your friends, or people you don't even really know and we build the communities one building at a time

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