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Taylor 🩻

@xrayspecs.me

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Interpreter of medical images, veteran music listener, and oxford comma fan. 🏳️‍🌈

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Taylor 🩻 @xrayspecs.me · 8h

I looked at skeletons all day and wasn't scared even once.

Taylor 🩻 @xrayspecs.me · 15h

Happy Nevada day!

Taylor 🩻 @xrayspecs.me · 3d

This seems bad?

The Independent @the-independent.com · 3d

BREAKING | Truck hauling monkeys carrying hepatitis C, herpes and Covid overturns in Mississippi

Truck hauling monkeys carrying hepatitis C, herpes and Covid overturns in Mississippi

www.independent.co.uk

Taylor 🩻 @xrayspecs.me · 4d

The Chair Company is completely unhinged and I love it.

Taylor 🩻 @xrayspecs.me · 4d

Local news is always a nice break from the national doom fest.

Local news story with a picture of a person in a witch costume in a canoe. The headline says "Witches paddle down Yahara River in Madison's magical Halloween event."

Reposted by Taylor 🩻

Stereogum @stereogum.com · 6d

Wet Leg covered Empire Of The Sun’s “Walking On A Dream” in the Live Lounge

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Taylor 🩻 @xrayspecs.me · 6d

Go on...

Taylor 🩻 @xrayspecs.me · 6d

Big if true

Taylor 🩻 @xrayspecs.me · 6d

Two years since I found this butthole painting. Thanks for the memories, Google Photos.

A photo of a painting that looks a lot like a butthole. This was presented as a memory by my Google Photos app.

Taylor 🩻 @xrayspecs.me · 8d

Cosmic Love by Florence + The Machine will be stuck in my head until the end of time. If I'm not paying attention during a meeting it's because in my head I'm like "THE STARS, THE MOOOOOOON"

Taylor 🩻 @xrayspecs.me · 10d

Taylor 🩻 @xrayspecs.me · 12d

Somewhere along the way it became cool to hate on Tame Impala, but the new album is pretty good.

Taylor 🩻 @xrayspecs.me · 15d

Haven't seen anyone mention Water From Your Eyes or Royel Otis yet. Both great.

Graham Hunt also put out a great album, and the single "Frog in the Shower" is my favorite track of 2025 so far. It's been stuck in my head for MONTHS.

Graham Hunt - "Frog in the Shower" (Official Music Video)

YouTube video by Run For Cover Records

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Taylor 🩻 @xrayspecs.me · 16d

Cartoonishly, mustache-twirlingly evil.

"In practice, a RIF amid a shutdown added more trauma to the demoralized staff. In opening remarks, Local AFGE 2883 President Yolanda Jacobs noted that the CDC Human Resources staff had been furloughed during the shutdown but were temporarily brought back into work just so they could process termination letters—including their own. A terminated CDC employee who spoke on condition of anonymity said that more than 90 percent of the HR staff is now gone."

Taylor 🩻 @xrayspecs.me · 22d

IMPORTANT: New math on Travis Kelce's penis is now available

A screenshot of a reddit post from user nXnomad22:

Google tells me that the average Redwood height is approximately 250' (3000") tall and 13' (156") round. Travis Kelce is 6' 5" (77") tall.the scaling ratio of a average assumed penis owned by a human the size of Kelce to a Redwood is approximately 510:1, meaning a redwood is 510x taller and rounder than stated penis. Using these assumptions 250/510 = .4901 feet or approximately 5.892" in length and 13/510 = .0254 feet round or approximately 3.048" round.

Now weight and girth and angle of the tip may be a bit more subjective. We can calculate the volume of a cylinder by using V = πr²h which makes for an assumed volumetric weight of 42.923". The assumed girth of an object 3.048" round using the formula C = π(3.048) or 9.577. Without more informative lyrics from the song of photographic evidence of said member we will likely need to use an assumed optimal angle of approximately 45°

In order to calculate the true scale we would need to use The only scientifically approved formula for calculating the Adjusted Penis Size (Thank you Randy Marsh) [(length x diameter) + (weight / girth)] / Angle of Tip

[(5.892 x 3.048) + (42.923 / 9.577)] / 45 = 0.4986822151 giving Kelce a TMI Adjusted Penis size of 5.984" falling squarely in the average range.

Taylor 🩻 @xrayspecs.me · 26d

Vigilante still stabbing, even after breaking character. Exactly what vigilante would do.

Taylor 🩻 @xrayspecs.me · Sep 30

There actually are a few accessory muscles that only some people have, including one in the chest (sternalis). The other one I can think of off the top of my head is palmaris longus in the forearm. They do very little and don't offer any competitive advantages in sports as far as I know.