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@xploshi.bsky.social

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Xploshi / Robin Annoying doe / beanie girl thing putting amateurish fever dreams on the internet since 2020 🦠 Musician first, animator second!! Stay a while :3 🦌/23/🏳️‍⚧️/🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿 https://youtube.com/xploshi Profile pic: @navipal.bsky.social 🐉☂️🐇

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Xploshi @xploshi.bsky.social · Sep 2

my awesome freaking sona ref courtesy of @navigatorr8.bsky.social is FINALLY DONE

Xploshi @xploshi.bsky.social · 5h

The Amazing Digital Barack Obama

Xploshi @xploshi.bsky.social · 22h

😀

Xploshi @xploshi.bsky.social · 22h

I could pour a glass of water on your head literally right now

Xploshi @xploshi.bsky.social · 1d

Throws my hand’s up in the air NOOOOOOOO

Xploshi @xploshi.bsky.social · 1d

was your teacher bald as well

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MtH🔜PCH @ezfollowers.xyz · 1d

why do they call it airport when you aren't poor the expensive plane are poor cheap fly the plane

Xploshi @xploshi.bsky.social · 1d

here we are celebrating our independence as adults and I find myself back in m*th class…

Xploshi @xploshi.bsky.social · 1d

hahah what could you even mean??

Xploshi @xploshi.bsky.social · 1d

yea like uh bleat

Xploshi @xploshi.bsky.social · 1d

Believe it or not I am being completely genuine

Xploshi @xploshi.bsky.social · 1d

Uhh not really, she’s less of a separate character and more just… me? Same outfits, same personality, you get the idea

Xploshi @xploshi.bsky.social · 1d

She’s been my sona for over a year

Xploshi @xploshi.bsky.social · 1d

Siivagunner is coming to my flipping house I’d better tidy…

Xploshi @xploshi.bsky.social · 2d

I promise you it will

Xploshi @xploshi.bsky.social · 2d

IT GETS BETTER

Xploshi @xploshi.bsky.social · 2d

23 lol

Xploshi @xploshi.bsky.social · 2d

No I wish people would stop asking me this I wish I’d never gone to that morgue

Xploshi @xploshi.bsky.social · 2d

“FIND MY BURIED FORTUNE” is such a difficult vocal stim to explain at parties

Xploshi @xploshi.bsky.social · 2d

I think people assume I’m older than I am because I keep adopting speech patterns from the corpses at the morgue

Xploshi @xploshi.bsky.social · 2d

WHY???

Xploshi @xploshi.bsky.social · 2d

How old did you think I was …

Xploshi @xploshi.bsky.social · 2d

I get it he’s not for everyone

Xploshi @xploshi.bsky.social · 2d

I think I now understand why people find bowser hot and I didn’t even need progesterone

Xploshi @xploshi.bsky.social · 3d

I also got inspector gadget, no complaints there tbh

Xploshi @xploshi.bsky.social · 3d

buckle up I can be even unfunnier