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Xopher Sean 🥷🏾 @xophersean.bsky.social · 15h

I was literally just saying give me a movie where scientists happen upon a new island and [realistic] species that they have to incorporate into the broader ecosystem.

That’s an Oscar 🫶🏾

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Xopher Sean 🥷🏾 @xophersean.bsky.social · 15h

This whole dark skin vs mid tone vibe is gon take me out.

Tf yaw talking bout!?

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Xopher Sean 🥷🏾 @xophersean.bsky.social · 15h

Nigga Shit = Best Genre EVERR!

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Xopher Sean 🥷🏾 @xophersean.bsky.social · 17h

What we did?! We just reading 🤣

Xopher Sean 🥷🏾 @xophersean.bsky.social · 17h

What are we talking about and…..why?

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Xopher Sean 🥷🏾 @xophersean.bsky.social · 21h

Tf they got goin on at NYT?

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Xopher Sean 🥷🏾 @xophersean.bsky.social · 22h

Rick & Morty is comedic GOLD and you can’t prove me wrong

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Xopher Sean 🥷🏾 @xophersean.bsky.social · 23h

👏🏾👏🏾👏🏾👏🏾

Jen(s) Mothra 🌼🍂🎉 @jenetmms.bsky.social · 2d

No Noise November. everybody shut up

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Xopher Sean 🥷🏾 @xophersean.bsky.social · 1d

Glad I wasn’t the only one! 😅

To be fair to us, he was REAL cryptic back in the day

Xopher Sean 🥷🏾 @xophersean.bsky.social · 1d

Seeing Kim lose something shouldn’t be this funny but I’m ctfu

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Xopher Sean 🥷🏾 @xophersean.bsky.social · 2d

On real bad days it’s that retro Kirk that gets me right. Ain’t nothing like Melodies from Heaven to keep me from cussing a bih out

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Xopher Sean 🥷🏾 @xophersean.bsky.social · 2d

I was about to snap at work today and this album brought me back from the brink. What’s your go to calming music??

Xopher Sean 🥷🏾 @xophersean.bsky.social · 3d

Right, frickin losers 🥶

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Xopher Sean 🥷🏾 @xophersean.bsky.social · 3d

BUBBLE!

Xopher Sean 🥷🏾 @xophersean.bsky.social · 6d

Ed, Edd & Eddy was PEAK 🤌🏾

fight me

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Xopher Sean 🥷🏾 @xophersean.bsky.social · 6d

Aaaand I see NOTHING wrong with Lover Girl. That was a masterpiece

- A Superhero

Xopher Sean 🥷🏾 @xophersean.bsky.social · 7d

This from last night but I’m reading it in the AM and it’s tew early for dis

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Xopher Sean 🥷🏾 @xophersean.bsky.social · 7d

Oh they def doin the nasty

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Xopher Sean 🥷🏾 @xophersean.bsky.social · 7d

Welp I know what I’m avoiding today

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Xopher Sean 🥷🏾 @xophersean.bsky.social · 7d

You ever be talking to somebody and just wanna respond “Sah dah tay” but can’t because you the only 🥷🏾 in the convo???

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Xopher Sean 🥷🏾 @xophersean.bsky.social · 7d

Dear Chipotle,

These bowls ain’t THAT big.

- A Man w/ Lettuce on the Floor

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Xopher Sean 🥷🏾 @xophersean.bsky.social · 7d

&& I can never trust anyone people who use the white skin emoji. Yaw racist because the yellow = white. It’s like putting the flag on a hat for me

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Xopher Sean 🥷🏾 @xophersean.bsky.social · 7d

Sacramento always breaking ground on something but never building shit

Xopher Sean 🥷🏾 @xophersean.bsky.social · 11d

I’m with you on corn but gravy and plantains….

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Xopher Sean 🥷🏾 @xophersean.bsky.social · 13d

Kinda reminds you how bad he is at everything. Confirming crimes to CNN. Never thought that would be a sentence

Adam Cancryn @adamcancryn.bsky.social · 13d

New: The Pentagon confirms to CNN it will funnel $130M from an anonymous Trump “friend” toward military pay.

Asked about the donor’s identity and any foreign or domestic entanglements, the WH referred questions to DoD. DoD then referred questions back to the WH
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Pentagon to use $130 million donation from anonymous Trump ‘friend’ to pay military members | CNN Politics

The Trump administration plans to funnel a $130 million donation from an anonymous ally of President Donald Trump toward paying military service members during the government shutdown, the Defense Dep...

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