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Netscape @netscape.bsky.social · 1h

The ones who walk away from Omegaverse

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✦ kresendoe ✦ @kresendoe.bsky.social · 2d

met a cool guy on my walk

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Pest @xinder.bsky.social · 2d

dont tell the girl going thru a really rough and confusing emotional time "i love you" jesus fuck. i know way better than to hit her with that rn but wow is it hard to resist saying

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Pest @xinder.bsky.social · 2d

shame on you sweet nerevar

Pest @xinder.bsky.social · 2d

and then pest to make them lose interest in us lol

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Pest @xinder.bsky.social · 3d

happy birthday friend <3

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Pest @xinder.bsky.social · 4d

asked a girl which csm character shes most attracted to and she said makima. she got got by khetey so i probably should have seen that coming
(the correct answer is himeno who is exactly the kind of depressed problematic girl who would ruin my life)

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Pest @xinder.bsky.social · 5d

khetey into eve insane combo for getting close to people. khetey has an aura that draws interest and excitement, then the follow-up from eve who is deeply romantic and caring. theres pretty much no way we arent gonna end up dating after she gets hit by these two back to back

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𝖆𝖇𝖘𝖎𝖙 ♱ 𝖔𝖒𝖊𝖓 @murkbone.bsky.social · May 1

rain on me 🩸

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Pest @xinder.bsky.social · 9d

im fired up and unable to sleep now and this fucking sucks

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Pest @xinder.bsky.social · 9d

i really need to push past my "they havent actually done anything wrong" barrier and straight up get them excluded from my house bc i am sick of them

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Pest @xinder.bsky.social · 9d

rediscovering my ability to hate tonight after listening to the most dumbass bullshit through my bedroom door while trying to sleep

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Pest @xinder.bsky.social · 9d

oh great now im missing a different ex bc she happened to message me today

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Pest @xinder.bsky.social · 9d

they hit me with the "missing your ex" beam. maybe this is the problem with separating on good terms

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Pest @xinder.bsky.social · 10d

i bottom for particularly large women

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Pest @xinder.bsky.social · 11d

forgot about the worst part of bottoming: waking up at 5 the next morning to spend 2 hours on the toilet in pain while occasionally having to spin around and vomit as well. sometimes these bitches are not fucking around when they say theyll rearrange your guts

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Pest @xinder.bsky.social · 11d

found someone worth surrendering to who makes me feel small and weak and wow does that feel amazing

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Pest @xinder.bsky.social · 11d

"oh another puppygirl that lives in seattle?"
no its not a girl. its a wolf. and it just happens to be obsessed with the moon

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Pest @xinder.bsky.social · 11d

developing a headmate thats a canid is the most embarrassing thing thats happened to me all year

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Pest @xinder.bsky.social · 12d

it wasnt even sexual!

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Jon Bois @jonbois.bsky.social · 12d

i've never been inconvenienced before and i hope i never will be. it sounds terrible

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Pest @xinder.bsky.social · 12d

ah the age old question of "do i really have a crush on this person or did they just inflict pain in a really enjoyable way and im riding that high?"

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Pest @xinder.bsky.social · 14d

thats real tho i do that

Pest @xinder.bsky.social · 15d

i stand by what i said

lil 🪞 magic @avoidslife.bsky.social · 15d

"I can't believe ghost in the shell is his third best movie"

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ratchel @ferret5557.bsky.social · 15d

holy shit i cannot believe i have to explain this. for 🙄 some people 🙄 who still dont get it: the power of 400 horses pushes the penis INTO the vagina. THEN a seperate batch of 400 DIFFERENT horses pulls the penis OUT of the vagina.

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