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FELL!BATTAT / SMALL MIKE — PENNED BY #MAGNETICDOG
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[ Swatting the other's hand away irritably. ]

Don't touch me?
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Fuck a handgun, my thoughts are long-range, dig up your bones and deep fry your fucking brain. My eyes are closed, so try and kill me — my pretty face is the last thing you'll ever see.
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It's genius, Jack! Cynical, depraved genius!
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THAT OUTFIT MAKES YOU LOOK LIKE A CUNT
YES. All the others are GREEN. 💢
I just look like this. Depressing, I know.
OOC : // I THOUGHT IT WAS A GOOD JOKE...
THIS Pippins is RED for a TERRIBLE FUCKING REASON.
YOU answer MY question, harlot.
Yeah? ... Good.

[ Adjusting her tie with a huff. ]

I got stuff to do.
... What're you takin' me for? Some kinda mascochist? Psh.

[ Unlike her counterpart, she actually isn't. Shocker! ]

Like I said. 'm not her.
Yeah, don't I know it ... Boy, that drives her up the fuckin' wall. When all her little tricks don't work out ...

And WHO does she take it out on? When she's ripped? ME. That's who.
( Fuck. FUCK IT! Mike's a quitter. )
OOC : // In case anyone's curious about the username... It's a craps term. Idk I thought it was clever
( ... Is Mike a quitter? Who fuckin' cares. Maybe Mike can be a quitter. )
( Fffuck I'm tired ... do I need to tap out already? )