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Worst Movies Ever @worstmovies.bsky.social · 48m

Transylmania (2009)
TMDB score 43%

Spoof horror in which a group of college kids do a semester abroad in Romania and realise that if the partying doesn't kill them, the vampires just might!

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Worst Movies Ever @worstmovies.bsky.social · 1h

Bluesky But Never Seen Sand mods seem offended by Jennifer Connolly wearing a bikini worn at the beach. They don’t want to visit my neck of the woods then.

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Worst Movies Ever @worstmovies.bsky.social · 1h

Pirates of Treasure Island (2006)
TMDB score 27%

Starting as a prequel to the novel "Treasure Island", we see the infamous pirate treasure buried by Billy Bones and Long John Silver

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Movie poster for Pirates of Treasure Island (2006)

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Worst Movies Ever @worstmovies.bsky.social · 2h

Yes! Even I KNOW HOW MANY Rs ARE IN ‘STRAWBERRY’ LAST SUMMER would be better than any AI video

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One thing AI is good for is reminding people how even the very worst movie they’ve ever seen is better than AI “movies”

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Worst Movies Ever @worstmovies.bsky.social · 2h

Baltic Storm (2003)
TMDB score 47%

A journalist from Berlin, Germany, and a Swedish lawyer discover the truth behind the sinking of the "MS Estonia" in 1994, where more than 850 people drowned.

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Worst Movies Ever @worstmovies.bsky.social · 3h

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In a shock twist, Arthur Scargill was the other 😂

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Worst Movies Ever @worstmovies.bsky.social · 3h

The Assassin's Code (2018)
TMDB score 53%

A rookie detective, son of a dead disgraced cop, works to solve his first major case while under the watchful eye of a ghost-like assassin.

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Movie poster for The Assassin's Code (2018)

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Worst Movies Ever @worstmovies.bsky.social · 4h

If you see this: Quote post with a GIF to advertise your Bluesky account.

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Worst Movies Ever @worstmovies.bsky.social · 4h

Oh, my! That sounds like a drug-fuelled opera idea.

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Gun Shy (2017)
TMDB score 46%

A mega-platinum, aging rock star's supermodel wife is abducted by pirates while vacationing in Chile.

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Worst Movies Ever @worstmovies.bsky.social · 5h

sword is for hire... but his eyes stay clearly on the beautiful captive sorceress Naja, and his newly awakened purpose.

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Worst Movies Ever @worstmovies.bsky.social · 5h

The Warrior and the Sorceress (1984)
TMDB score 43%

The mighty warrior, Kain, crosses the barren wastelands of the planet Ura, where two arch enemies, Zeg and the evil degenerate Balcaz, fight incessantly for control of the village's only well. Kain sees his opportunity and announces that his

Movie poster for The Warrior and the Sorceress (1984)

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Worst Movies Ever @worstmovies.bsky.social · 6h

career and is four months pregnant. One night, something falls from the sky and explodes over the town. In the aftermath of this event, bizarre and unexplainable things begin to happen.

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Worst Movies Ever @worstmovies.bsky.social · 6h

H. (2014)
TMDB score 53%

Two women, each named Helen, live out their mirrored lives in the town of Troy, NY. The first Helen is in her 60s, is married, and takes care of a small, extremely lifelike baby doll, which she treats as a living baby. The second Helen is in her 30s, has a successful art

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Worst Movies Ever @worstmovies.bsky.social · 7h

great between them right now. In a bid to make some money on the side to help out, Liz accepts a shady modeling job for Philip, an intense photographer who works from his sprawling house in the middle of nowhere. But Philip isn't what he seems

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Worst Movies Ever @worstmovies.bsky.social · 7h

Art of Darkness (2012)
TMDB score 40%

Ben and Liz are a married couple still coming to terms with Liz's recent miscarriage. Too distraught in the weeks after it, she quit her nursing job, and Ben is struggling to hold on to his accountancy job after a round of redundancies. Things are not that

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Worst Movies Ever @worstmovies.bsky.social · 8h

terrorists who threaten the system...

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Worst Movies Ever @worstmovies.bsky.social · 8h

Virtual Revolution (2016)
TMDB score 51%

Paris 2047. Most of the population spend all their time online, connected into virtual worlds, and don't care anymore about reality. A shadow agent, Nash, working for one of the multinational companies behind these virtual worlds, is tracking down

Movie poster for Virtual Revolution (2016)

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Worst Movies Ever @worstmovies.bsky.social · 9h

their new teacher Mr. Shepherd loses his memory and forgets all about Christmas, as well as his fiancée Sophie and the whereabouts of the beloved Archie, it's up to the pupils of St Bernadette's to save the day. Led by the ever enthusiastic Mr Poppy, they embark o

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Worst Movies Ever @worstmovies.bsky.social · 9h

Nativity 3: Dude, Where's My Donkey?! (2014)
TMDB score 45%

This Christmas the pupils of St Bernadette's and their much-loved, madcap teacher Mr. Poppy are back for their biggest adventure yet involving fantastic flashmobs, excitable elves, Christmas carols and of course Archie the donkey! When

Movie poster for Nativity 3: Dude, Where's My Donkey?! (2014)

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Worst Movies Ever @worstmovies.bsky.social · 10h

a dwarf, a one-armed man with a machine-crossbow and an elf with the fastest bow in the land; Hawk leads the battle against Voltan to free the land from the forces of evil and avenge his loved ones.

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Worst Movies Ever @worstmovies.bsky.social · 10h

Hawk the Slayer (1980)
TMDB score 48%

Hawk the Slayer, after seeing both his father and bride die at the hands of his malevolent brother, Voltan, sets out for revenge and the chance to live up to his title. Tooling himself up with the "mind-sword" and recruiting a motley band of warriors: a giant,

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Worst Movies Ever @worstmovies.bsky.social · 11h

Downhill (2020)
TMDB score 53%

Barely escaping an avalanche during a family ski vacation in the Alps, a married couple is thrown into disarray as they are forced to reevaluate their lives and how they feel about each other.

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