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echovalia 𓃩 𓃘

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echovalia 𓃩 𓃘 @wormsuccess.bsky.social · Jul 21

please turn the sound on for this it's literally the only thing i've gotten done today

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echovalia 𓃩 𓃘 @wormsuccess.bsky.social · 13d

oh we're millennialmaxxing 2nite

a man in a suit and tie is standing next to another man in a suit and tie in an office .

ALT: a man in a suit and tie is standing next to another man in a suit and tie in an office .

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echovalia 𓃩 𓃘 @wormsuccess.bsky.social · 13d

this is a bit obviously but it was inspired by buying a tin of smoked oysters from the dollar store which is actually more insane in its own way

echovalia 𓃩 𓃘 @wormsuccess.bsky.social · 13d

buying a rasher of bacon from the dollar store

echovalia 𓃩 𓃘 @wormsuccess.bsky.social · 14d

john pinette played the riyadh comedy festival??????

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yr girl hyphy @hyphyskazerbox.bsky.social · 21d

HEY! NEW PIN NEW ALBUM NEW ME 📍💅
BPD SUPERSTAR ULTRA is OUT on BANDCAMP right NOW!
It's fun and silly and anxious and kinda sad, just like MEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE 💖

Cassettes & CDs are available and shipping right now! cop here: suite309.bandcamp.com/album/bpd-su...

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echovalia 𓃩 𓃘 @wormsuccess.bsky.social · 27d

paula ms. cartney

echovalia 𓃩 𓃘 @wormsuccess.bsky.social · 28d

echovalia 𓃩 𓃘 @wormsuccess.bsky.social · 29d

i don't know enough about one piece to understand this but i'm sure it's very funny

echovalia 𓃩 𓃘 @wormsuccess.bsky.social · 29d

Seth Meyers reacts to Kimmel cancellation in new monologue, stating, "I am declaring unlimited, indiscriminate violence against the first world. 400 years of imperialism have led us to this moment, and I can no longer stand by in passivity. My body will become a weapon to bring about Babylon's end."

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echovalia 𓃩 𓃘 @wormsuccess.bsky.social · 29d

I FOUND IT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

echovalia 𓃩 𓃘 @wormsuccess.bsky.social · Sep 17

lost the $3 fanny pack i use when i go to the gym so i'm thinking of ending it all

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echovalia 𓃩 𓃘 @wormsuccess.bsky.social · Sep 18

few pleasures as great as running 2 miles and then doing a big fart

echovalia 𓃩 𓃘 @wormsuccess.bsky.social · Sep 17

lost the $3 fanny pack i use when i go to the gym so i'm thinking of ending it all

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Fawnduu 🔜 A Big Gay Market 10/19 @fawnduu.com · Sep 16

Nothing a little drawing big boobed cow girls cant fix!

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echovalia 𓃩 𓃘 @wormsuccess.bsky.social · Sep 17

screenshot of a fox news video about the recent assassination suspect appearing in court but they've been replaced by a blurry picture of jerma

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echovalia 𓃩 𓃘 @wormsuccess.bsky.social · Sep 16

why did my surgeon say the slight dip in my sphenoid bone was "typical of the afro-asiatic bedouin phenotype" and said it indicated i was "keen of eye and shrewd in negotiation"

echovalia 𓃩 𓃘 @wormsuccess.bsky.social · Sep 16

FFS consult is the closest you can get to having your skull read by a phrenologist in the modern day

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echovalia 𓃩 𓃘 @wormsuccess.bsky.social · Sep 15

played disney princess chutes and ladders with my niece and while i won't say who won i will say that bitch CHEATS

echovalia 𓃩 𓃘 @wormsuccess.bsky.social · Sep 13

every car should have a self-destruct button for when you're in the grocery store parking lot and just can't do it anymore

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Moominable Object @chimeracauldron.bsky.social · Sep 11

huge ears braless elf has been doing numbers on tumblr lately for some reason, so you guys have to look at her now + new drawing of her (first two from 2024)

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echovalia 𓃩 𓃘 @wormsuccess.bsky.social · Sep 13

smoking a regular cigarette first to give the cleaning cigarette something to do

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echovalia 𓃩 𓃘 @wormsuccess.bsky.social · Sep 13

cigarettes that smoke themselves

echovalia 𓃩 𓃘 @wormsuccess.bsky.social · Sep 13

cigarettes that purify your eternal soul

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echovalia 𓃩 𓃘 @wormsuccess.bsky.social · Sep 13

my product is simple: cigarettes that get you hard

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echovalia 𓃩 𓃘 @wormsuccess.bsky.social · Sep 13

Sharks, my product is simple: cigarettes that are good for you. I'm offering a 3% stake for 10 billion dollars to hire someone to figure out how to make them. Our current expenditures are $0 year-over-year and our projected profits are infinity dollars by Q2 of 2036.

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echovalia 𓃩 𓃘 @wormsuccess.bsky.social · Sep 13

if any of my moots use Hevy and want to be friends on it my username is hucowdeathmachine