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worcesteryokel.bsky.social
Ian
@worcesteryokel.bsky.social
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Retired psychiatrist, recent BA in Fine Art. Will randomly post about art, gardening, nature, #thearchers, bees, Parkrun and no doubt other things.
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Ian @worcesteryokel.bsky.social · 6h
Make a will but never do it in collaboration with a charity. They will hound your rellies for their share before the hearses are back in the garage. #thearchers
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Ian @worcesteryokel.bsky.social · 6h
For those thinking we are in Halloween “season”, a public service announcement that the Birmingham German Christmas market opens this Saturday, 1st November. #thearchers
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Ian @worcesteryokel.bsky.social · 6h
She has to continually remind herself of the name. #thearchers
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Ian @worcesteryokel.bsky.social · 7h
What’s your evidence that angry signs are more effective?
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Ian @worcesteryokel.bsky.social · 16h
The Aga does a good job flattening sheets well enough.
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Ian @worcesteryokel.bsky.social · 1d
Fagash and Trace both pissed as farts are not in the best condition to do a delicate ceramic repair. #thearchers
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Ian @worcesteryokel.bsky.social · 1d
I think you’re wrong.
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Ian @worcesteryokel.bsky.social · 1d
Interesting to know how you come up with your metaphors.
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Ian @worcesteryokel.bsky.social · 1d
I don’t remember the last time I bought a supermarket meal deal.
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Ian @worcesteryokel.bsky.social · 1d
And the problem with mice in the garden is….?
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Ian @worcesteryokel.bsky.social · 3d
Excellent signoff. #thearchers
two men in suits are jumping in the air and dancing
ALT: two men in suits are jumping in the air and dancing
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Ian @worcesteryokel.bsky.social · 3d
In that case why do so many coffee places sell over diluted flavourless crap?
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Ian @worcesteryokel.bsky.social · 4d
A travelodge with 80000 rooms?
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Ian @worcesteryokel.bsky.social · 4d
I guess I assume that big chains who train their staff to a minimum level of competence sell a mass produced product to a completely undiscriminating customer base because they can.
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Ian @worcesteryokel.bsky.social · 4d
The proceeds from his gigolo empire. #thearchers
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Ian @worcesteryokel.bsky.social · 4d
Majority opinion never has anything to do with quality. If they coincide it’s purely chance.
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Ian @worcesteryokel.bsky.social · 4d
He knows.
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Ian @worcesteryokel.bsky.social · 4d
I wish to protest on behalf of blancmanges everywhere. #thearchers
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Ian @worcesteryokel.bsky.social · 4d
I’m literally ROFL.
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Ian @worcesteryokel.bsky.social · 4d
Now you mention it I have a vague memory of that. #thearchers
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Ian @worcesteryokel.bsky.social · 4d
I wonder if they still have the Albion. #thearchers
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Ian @worcesteryokel.bsky.social · 4d
So we’re never going to meet the Gills are we? #thearchers
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Ian @worcesteryokel.bsky.social · 4d
Not content with ballsing up a party by making it a surprise, Trace has failed to learn and is trying it again. #thearchers
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Ian @worcesteryokel.bsky.social · 4d
That may be part of it but specialists seem to know that drowning coffee in too much milk to make it look like you’ve got more is at the expense of diluting most of the flavour.
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Ian @worcesteryokel.bsky.social · 4d
If that’s true how come there’s such a difference between coffee from a small specialist independent and the big chains, or supermarkets, or garden centres or independents who don’t care?
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