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gosh (scary) @woodencube.bsky.social · Dec 6

P.T. Barnum once said that there's a sucker born every minute; an unholy union of something both Oedipal and Sisyphean, forced to relive the moment of his birth again and again for all eternity...And now, for only ten cents, you too can see the amazing

gosh (scary) @woodencube.bsky.social · 17h

Rodney dangerfield voice but toned down: between you and me i get a good amount of respect, but, you know. Gotta play it up for the cameras

gosh (scary) @woodencube.bsky.social · 17h

thanks for inviting me, always down to party, hope you dont mind that i brought my guitar. This is a little song i wrote i thought id play for you all, sort of bob dylan inspired. Its called 'My Soft Penis in a Water Bottle (Stuck)'

gosh (scary) @woodencube.bsky.social · 17h

Aw. Thats nice. Im making a personal collection of your beautiful moments

gosh (scary) @woodencube.bsky.social · 17h

*only knows about spam email* what the fuck?! Thats disgusting. Dont put that in there

gosh (scary) @woodencube.bsky.social · 17h

we're unpacking the mystery...

gosh (scary) @woodencube.bsky.social · 17h

*pretending i know what it is to the mailman* so you put the envelopes in this thing's maw, huh? cool, cool

gosh (scary) @woodencube.bsky.social · 2d

i'm through giving them second chances

gosh (scary) @woodencube.bsky.social · 2d

trying to imagine how id react if i saw someone sniffing the usb port on their phone in public. deeply unsettling

gosh (scary) @woodencube.bsky.social · 3d

i will let crippling obscurity turn me into gollum from lord of the rings

gosh (scary) @woodencube.bsky.social · 3d

i am your cousin's staunchest ally actually

gosh (scary) @woodencube.bsky.social · 3d

I've been made aware of your cousin

gosh (scary) @woodencube.bsky.social · 8d

I like all types of music as long as it's good/weird. I like stuff that is unlike anything i've heard before. I also like a lot of punk

gosh (scary) @woodencube.bsky.social · 8d

It's tuesday but i still want to yap at new people

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gosh (scary) @woodencube.bsky.social · 26d

drunk on a thursday night listening to music. dm me songs you think i'd like, or just if you'd like to chat

a lady who is bald and smiling. She is 3d animated, wearing a green shirt and pink suit jacket

gosh (scary) @woodencube.bsky.social · 9d

I am so glad to finally have gotten to 1 trillion followers

gosh (scary) @woodencube.bsky.social · 10d

*overdoing it, grinning so hard im drooling a little* this is far too funny for my tastes

gosh (scary) @woodencube.bsky.social · 11d

pulling up to the public library and reading a bunch of books i brought from home

gosh (scary) @woodencube.bsky.social · 11d

social media is sort of a scourge all things considered, but on here and on twitter one thing ive always loved about posting is that i get to make a lot of creative and interesting friends. i think ill always love it for that alone

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Stellaween? @antlervel.vet · Feb 16

IT'S ALL PINK IN THERE
Stella Sacco
The doctor cracks open my ribs.
She takes a step back, stumped.
"What's wrong?" I ask.
(I'm awake for some reason.)
She takes a moment.
"Well," she says, "All your blood is pink." Oh.
"Because your heart is a pink marshmallow bunny."
"Like from Easter?"
She nods grimly. "Like from Easter."
Well. This is embarrassing.
"Does this happen to other girls?"
She's busy thinking. "I could hurt you."
"I wish you wouldn't." I frown under my mask.
"I could squeeze it or melt it in the microwave."
"I know you could."
"It's just marshmallow."
Time passes.
My ribs are still open.
My soft pink bunny heart beats.
Blood is still pumping.
She's deciding.

gosh (scary) @woodencube.bsky.social · 12d

*guy with a terrifyingly carved pumpkin instead of a head* (he is going to get you) whatsup

gosh (scary) @woodencube.bsky.social · 12d

personally for me the group chats were the best part of that site. I really hope bluesky implements them. I just like to socialize

gosh (scary) @woodencube.bsky.social · 12d

*deeply disturbed shadow the hedgehog type character* for me...it is exactly the opposite

gosh (scary) @woodencube.bsky.social · 12d

I do miss a lot of my old mutuals on there though.

gosh (scary) @woodencube.bsky.social · 12d

the group chats are the biggest thing that draw me back to twitter, but man is it awful on there

gosh (scary) @woodencube.bsky.social · 13d

Including an old friend who i do intend on catching up with