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wonderkrisp
@wonderkrisp.bsky.social
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Creator. Fun-haver (and fun hater). Sci-fi and fantasy fan. Witchy shit. Neurodivergent. Poly/Demi. He/Him. ๐Ÿณ๏ธโ€๐ŸŒˆ Founder of @chamaelcorp PFP by @greggssausageroll https://linktr.ee/chamaelcorp
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wonderkrisp @wonderkrisp.bsky.social ยท 5h
Just found out how much weโ€™ll be paying out the ass for medical/dental/vision in 2026.

Fucking hell.

Capitalism over here telling me to bend over and take a deep breathโ€ฆ
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wonderkrisp.bsky.social
wonderkrisp @wonderkrisp.bsky.social ยท 6h
Doing the lordโ€™s work.
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wonderkrisp @wonderkrisp.bsky.social ยท 1d
Well played, sir. Well played.
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oopsallwarbirds.bsky.social
Dโ€™deridex Dame @oopsallwarbirds.bsky.social ยท 1d
โ–ช๏ธ๐‘ฝ๐’“๐’Š๐’‰๐’‚ ๐‘ฒ๐’“๐’†๐’‰๐’ ๐’•โ€™๐‘ซโ€™๐’†๐’“๐’‚ โ€” ๐‘ป๐’‰๐’† ๐‘บ๐’Š๐’๐’†๐’๐’• ๐‘ป๐’๐’“๐’Ž๐’†๐’๐’• ๐’๐’‡ ๐‘ป๐’†๐’๐’‚๐’Œ ๐‘นโ€™๐‘ด๐’๐’“โ–ช๏ธ

When the stars betray the rush of time, a Romulan heart still remembers home.
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wonderkrisp @wonderkrisp.bsky.social ยท 1d
All of this is justโ€ฆ blarghโ€ฆ. Iโ€™m sorry.

Iโ€™ve only ever gotten it online, never in person. So far.
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wonderkrisp @wonderkrisp.bsky.social ยท 2d
Iโ€™m sure it does!
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wonderkrisp @wonderkrisp.bsky.social ยท 2d
We also would like him to shut the fuck up.
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wonderkrisp @wonderkrisp.bsky.social ยท 2d
My 11 year old is listening to Eminemโ€™s White America while heโ€™s showering. ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚
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wonderkrisp @wonderkrisp.bsky.social ยท 2d
Ok, so Iโ€™m just now seeing thisโ€ฆ. It looks super cool!!
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wonderkrisp.bsky.social
wonderkrisp @wonderkrisp.bsky.social ยท 2d
I did some Star Treks last night! #StarTrek
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wonderkrisp @wonderkrisp.bsky.social ยท 4d
Right?!
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wonderkrisp @wonderkrisp.bsky.social ยท 4d
How I look when I post on here
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wonderkrisp @wonderkrisp.bsky.social ยท 4d
๐Ÿ‘ป
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wonderkrisp.bsky.social
wonderkrisp @wonderkrisp.bsky.social ยท 4d
๐Ÿงต๐Ÿ‘‡
oopsallwarbirds.bsky.social Dโ€™deridex Dame @oopsallwarbirds.bsky.social ยท 4d
โ–ช๏ธ๐‘ช๐’‰๐’“๐’๐’๐’Š๐’„๐’๐’†๐’” ๐’๐’‡ ๐’•๐’‰๐’† ๐‘น๐’Š๐’‰๐’‚๐’๐’๐’”๐’–: ๐‘ป๐’‰๐’† ๐‘ฐ๐’Ž๐’‘๐’†๐’“๐’Š๐’‚๐’ ๐‘ด๐’‚๐’“๐’„๐’‰ ๐‘ป๐’‰๐’“๐’๐’–๐’ˆ๐’‰ ๐‘ป๐’Š๐’Ž๐’†โ–ช๏ธ
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From the Great Departure beneath the shadow of Tellus, when the proto-Rihannsu turned their backs on the fractured logic of Vulcan, the Empireโ€™s path has been one of endurance, discipline, and inevitability.
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wonderkrisp.bsky.social
wonderkrisp @wonderkrisp.bsky.social ยท 5d
She really is.
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wonderkrisp @wonderkrisp.bsky.social ยท 5d
๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚
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wonderkrisp @wonderkrisp.bsky.social ยท 5d
Thank you, thank youโ€ฆ ๐Ÿ˜‚
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wonderkrisp @wonderkrisp.bsky.social ยท 5d
Hmmโ€ฆ The decon gel has to be around here somewhereโ€ฆ

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wonderkrisp @wonderkrisp.bsky.social ยท 5d
โœจ๐Ÿ–คThe world is feeling bleak, quote this with your favorite phrase of strength!๐Ÿ–คโœจ
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wonderkrisp @wonderkrisp.bsky.social ยท 5d
Ok, itโ€™s Devils Night.

Everyone has to listen to The Crow soundtrack today. Those are the rules and I donโ€™t make them.
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wonderkrisp @wonderkrisp.bsky.social ยท 5d
Fantastic!
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wonderkrisp @wonderkrisp.bsky.social ยท 5d
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wonderkrisp @wonderkrisp.bsky.social ยท 5d
Weeding out the riff-raff. The Cylon sympathizers. The Cyberdyne tech bros.
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wonderkrisp @wonderkrisp.bsky.social ยท 5d
Ok, that sounds amazing.
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wonderkrisp @wonderkrisp.bsky.social ยท 5d
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