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Toni Lassila @wolftree.bsky.social · 3d

None of whom spoke English.

Toni Lassila @wolftree.bsky.social · 8d

Donald Trump's son is Donald Trump Jr, who uses cocaine and buys it from a dealer, who gets it from a "narco-terrorist". Therefore, Donald Trump is a "narco-terrorist" by the three-hops rule.

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Toni Lassila @wolftree.bsky.social · 9d

Donald Trump met the president of Syria, who used to be a member of Al-Qaeda, therefore Donald Trump is a...?

Toni Lassila @wolftree.bsky.social · 10d

Listen to Reform voters in the UK - they literally just repeat Trump talking points verbatim (DEI, invaders, globalists etc.). It has no relation to UK politics of the past, just a global mind virus that spreads from US-based social media.

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Toni Lassila @wolftree.bsky.social · 11d

"I don't care politi..." they say as they smash into the ground at 500 mph and disintegrate into tiny pieces.

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Toni Lassila @wolftree.bsky.social · 12d

"We sold all our good players, didn't buy anyone to replace them, and our competitors are running rings around us using modern data analytics. What do we do?"

"I know, let's hire a 73-year-old grandpa from the talky show on the radio to run our club!"

Toni Lassila @wolftree.bsky.social · 12d

Really cool that the Windows 11 news widget shows Charlie Kirk conspiracy headlines from IBTimes, an outfit run by members of "The Community" cult.

Toni Lassila @wolftree.bsky.social · 14d

The US carrier groups aren't invulnerable. The Millenium Exercise demonstrated this. One day their victims will strike back with enough force that they'll lose a carrier and thousands of souls with it. They almost lost one to the Houthis.

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Toni Lassila @wolftree.bsky.social · 14d

Every football match in England: No Room for Racism

English media and politics: Very Much Room for Racism

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Toni Lassila @wolftree.bsky.social · 16d

He's also a terrible historian.

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Toni Lassila @wolftree.bsky.social · 20d

You can tell what a terrible idea this is by the fact that even the reactionary morons on talkSPORT aren't touching it with a 10-foot pole.

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Toni Lassila @wolftree.bsky.social · 23d

AS Roma fans are set to be banned from Glasgow on the very same day, yet I see no claims of anti-Italian discrimination.

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Toni Lassila @wolftree.bsky.social · 27d

This is why your DHL package looks the way it does.

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Toni Lassila @wolftree.bsky.social · Oct 10

At this point, he should just switch to airline food jokes. They would be less stale material than whatever this is.

Toni Lassila @wolftree.bsky.social · Oct 10

"We interrupt this interview of Yosemite Sam to bring you the latest news on Antifa clergy, a new scourge taking over America."

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Toni Lassila @wolftree.bsky.social · Oct 9

Meanwhile US media: "Here's an unedited stream of right-wing weirdos hallucinating about Anteefa in the White House."

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Toni Lassila @wolftree.bsky.social · Oct 2

I went to the train station this morning and suffered an assassination attempt (the escalator had stopped).

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Toni Lassila @wolftree.bsky.social · Oct 1

Scotland will become independent and join the Nordic Countries.

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Toni Lassila @wolftree.bsky.social · Sep 30

Really should have played the Liberty Bell March instead.

Toni Lassila @wolftree.bsky.social · Sep 30

This meeting could have just been the Code Red scene from A Few Good Men.

Toni Lassila @wolftree.bsky.social · Sep 30

When is he going to figure out whoever wanted to name it "eff 47" was trolling him?

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Toni Lassila @wolftree.bsky.social · Sep 29

Name change to Forced Labour Party.

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The Other David Harper @theotherdavidh.bsky.social · Sep 26

A digital ID system already exists for foreign residents of the UK. It's called the eVisa, and it has major flaws. The Open Rights Group published a report a year ago, warning of a digital Windrush scandal: www.openrightsgroup.org/press-releas...

Broken e-Visa scheme could lead to digital Windrush scandal

A new report by digital rights campaigners, Open Rights Group, has warned that the Government’s e-Visa scheme could lead to a digital Windrush scandal where people who have the right to be in the UK a...

www.openrightsgroup.org

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Toni Lassila @wolftree.bsky.social · Sep 26

I had to wait nearly a year for the HMRC to send me a valid NIN (instead of the two invalid ones they tried to send me), and half of the time I try to log in to my UKVI account, it throws some random error. Pardon me if I don't trust a future Farage government with this.

Toni Lassila @wolftree.bsky.social · Sep 26

Surely the government that removes citizenship from people, making them stateless, and arrests old ladies for protesting genocide will never abuse their power by making your digital ID (and your life with it) "vanish" one day...

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