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You’re really becoming a top 3 account of mine, and I hate admitting that.
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I think we both do 🤣
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I started driving a different way to work so I can drive on this parkway at ridiculous speeds for about 2 miles. When I am stymied by someone who is afraid of driving over the speed of a trotting horse, I become unreasonably irate.
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🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣cackling at my desk.
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I reserve that for you
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Jesse is like 24 years old. He should sack up and get out there
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I dropped it into third and doubled their speed as I went past, like a mature person would. 🤣🤦🏻‍♂️
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I don’t have time for such nonsense
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Yes, douchelord, drive the exact same speed as the car next to you so you impede the entire flow of traffic.
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I’m sure it will be fucking amazing
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I’m in bed now contemplating why I converse with you
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Band comes on at 10, that’s 45 minutes past my bedtime
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Good, good. Gotta keep shooting.
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Million to one shot Jerry, a million to one
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You just need to score
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You can buy it and never use it. Most police never fire their weapons in their entire careers.
Take a gun safety class and learn to be comfortable with using it in case you ever have a need.
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That’s the only logical conclusion imo
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Have you seen that
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I’m being 100% serious - if you give the analysis in that tweet thread any validity, then it’s something to think about.
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I thought that was a term for something else