Pascal
@wlnut.bsky.social
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26, Swedish/Korean, big ol' nerd with unintentional charisma. My love language is voice memos
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Having a new social media means I can repost the greatest hits without shame.

It's the repackaged album... various states of clothing.
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I worked that edge-dribble out
I worked that edge-dribble out
Felt kinda workplace hot last week
I had hoped for Dionysus to offer his assistance in this regard but he was busy, and drunk
Coming back on here to inform you all that I just beat *that* boss in Hades 2, so who’s gonna blow me?
CHARLIE KIRK WAS SHOT???
The amount of obnoxious I’ll be once it starts to actually show, you’re not READY
Good news, I’m apparently more gray than I was a year ago.
Can’t wait to go gray in my 30s 🥰
Goodbye too the long floppy hair, for now
Finally refreshed the perm… which also means I’m committed to the shame hat-life for two days.

The rules of hair care are simple and finite.
You need the wig to counter balance the muscles
Need a stretch partner?
Kind of obsessed with my own cock
I miss when people felt like they could get rid of things without the concern of being ridiculed online for failing to make a profit
Strategic cropping makes me look WIDE
Why’d you say that broooo, no way you’re married broo
Sometimes I’m afraid I’m having too much fun…
I was a hungry child
I would’ve eaten your alive
Yeah… WITH MYSELF. The camera really does add some pounds