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@witchycraft.bsky.social

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Nonbinary Potato of Chaos - General liker of things and Seeker of joy - Any/ All pronouns Pro pot, pro choice, goth/punk, silly lil bean portfolio (wip): https://cara.app/witchycraft

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Rei @witchycraft.bsky.social · Nov 18

So, my name is Rei. I'm a potato. I like doing things. I have a lot of different crafts going at any given time.

My youngest kid is autistic and has ADHD and anxiety. My two other kids were a bonus when I got married. They are adults.

I've been married since 2007. I'm monogamous. I like cats.

A pale person with short hair, blue eyes, and cat-eyed glasses. The hair is shorter around the sides and back, longer on top. The short part is a natural deep brown, almost black, and the longer part of the hair has been bleached and dyed a jewel toned green. This person also has a septum and nostril piercing as well as a vertical labret.

Rei @witchycraft.bsky.social · 3d

The best part of halloween was running into a ~4yo girl who was also wearing a red dress with black boots.
Then, later, I saw a ~6yo girl in a tutu with a denim jacket and matching boots.

A person wearing work boots, a fluffy, red, ankle length tutu, corset, denim jacket and black shirt. Taking a selfie in a mirror.

A bathroom selfie of a person in a black tank top, black corset with red polka dots and red strings, and a very fluffy red tutu. The person has their hair spiked up in a mohawk and wears large framed glases.

Rei @witchycraft.bsky.social · 4d

Someone let me buy spray glitter.

It was me. I let me buy spray glitter.

Rei @witchycraft.bsky.social · 4d

"I can't drive, I'm a goose."

Rei @witchycraft.bsky.social · 4d

Happy Friday/Halloween Eve

MUAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAA

Rei @witchycraft.bsky.social · 8d

TIMELINE CLEANSE!!! --have a rug cleaning video

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Hard Work Always Pays Off! Restored, Revitalised & Rehomed! Satisfying ASMR Carpet Cleaning. #shorts

YouTube video by Mountain Rug Cleaning

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Rei @witchycraft.bsky.social · 10d

headaches and migraines are complete ass and I hate them

Rei @witchycraft.bsky.social · 12d

It's raining. My 17yo came home from school, rang our doorbell, and when I answered, he handed me his umbrella and said, "Hello. I have an umbrealla delivery for you"

Rei @witchycraft.bsky.social · 14d

This is my all time favourite musical album, hands down.

The Blogging Goth @theblogginggoth.bsky.social · 15d

Released on this day in 1989, "Pretty Hate Machine" is the debut album by #NineInchNails.

Rei @witchycraft.bsky.social · 14d

You know I'm a grown up because when I see the stereotypical black on white cow pattern I say, "oooh. Moo cow."

Rei @witchycraft.bsky.social · 18d

Cream Soda dum-dums are the superior dum-dums. I will not be taking any questions.

Rei @witchycraft.bsky.social · Oct 1

"Will the powers that be stop trying to rip my brain into pieces, I'M JUST A FUNNY LITTLE GUY!"

~My 17yo adhd autistic child (he/they/it)

Rei @witchycraft.bsky.social · Aug 17

I'm spending my evening listening to #punk music and playing #rimworld. How's you?

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Rei @witchycraft.bsky.social · Aug 15

Work shenanigans

An open, blank white box flattened with a note written on it and a black jurassic park raptor with red eyes taped laying down next to the note.
The note says "EXTREMELY HEAVY - Don't try to pick up, ceramic dishes inside. If the dishes break, Ruby will be sad and we don't need a depressed velociraptor in the store, sadly wandering, tears streaming down her face."

Rei @witchycraft.bsky.social · Aug 14

Manka is just a little kitty, after all.

Rei @witchycraft.bsky.social · Aug 14

I have a mohawk right now and for a hot minute it was blue. One of the vendors at work told me I looked like a cockatoo, so I made my hair stand up in the front and I screamed at him.

Twas glorious.

Rei @witchycraft.bsky.social · Aug 13

random shit I told someone today:

"My husband might be a Demon, but I am an Eldritch Horror From Beyond the Stars."

Rei @witchycraft.bsky.social · Aug 5

#rimworld

Rei @witchycraft.bsky.social · Aug 3

Fun things while playing #rimworld

husband looked at me funny bc I said, "If you'd just stop wandering sadly and harvest the damn potatoes THERE WOULD BE FOOD!!"

Rei @witchycraft.bsky.social · Jul 29

Hey, so I've been horrifically depressed.

My darling 16yo boy sent me a voice message while I was sobbing one day saying, "Do not listen to the thoughts that depression gives you. They can go fuck themselves."

So I love my kid n stuff. He's pretty great.

Rei @witchycraft.bsky.social · May 23

I have stuffed my face full of bialy and drank a dirty matcha.

I am going to expand my cult in Cult of the Lamb and potentially destroy The Absolute (again) in Baldur's Gate 3

It shall be a good birthday. Oh yes.

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MariEsposeets @mariesposeets.bsky.social · Feb 19

Heard real-life baby alligator noises and had to do an animation.

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Rei @witchycraft.bsky.social · May 19

It is not lost on me that my son is named for the X-Man "Wolverine" and I often call my son "bub".

Rei @witchycraft.bsky.social · May 8

My husband had his first cataract surgery yesterday. Checkup today. Dr said his eye looks about perfect and that healing should be a breeze.

We get to do this all over again in about two weeks for the other eye.

Rei @witchycraft.bsky.social · May 5

A picture of the actor Tom Baker as he was when playing the fourth Doctor on the British TV series Dr Who. The caption reads "May the Fourth be with you"

Rei @witchycraft.bsky.social · Apr 26

nice