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David F. Soros

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David F. Soros @wiselineprt.bsky.social · Jan 15

I'm going to try to refer to the incoming American leader as "46½" instead of his name, as in:

D***** *. T****, 46½th President of the United States

I will probably forget, so I'm expecting everyone to remind me.

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David F. Soros @wiselineprt.bsky.social · 6h

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David F. Soros @wiselineprt.bsky.social · 6h

It's like someone sent out a memo.

WA Post editorial headline: In defense of the White House ballroom

Ross Douthat oped headline: Why Trump's East Wing demolition needed to happen

David F. Soros @wiselineprt.bsky.social · 6h

It's like building a stadium next to a small historic building that was converted into a psychiatric care facility.

David F. Soros @wiselineprt.bsky.social · 6h

Translation: "Learner attempts to surpass the master."

David F. Soros @wiselineprt.bsky.social · 6h

Trump to appoint Diddy to post of National Diddling Advisor.

David F. Soros @wiselineprt.bsky.social · 6h

Insurance executives are probably ordering new yachts as we speak.

David F. Soros @wiselineprt.bsky.social · 7h

I want to open a minimart in the lobby of a medical examiner's building called The Cor°ner Store.

David F. Soros @wiselineprt.bsky.social · 7h

Oh, but what outfit will Melania Antoinette wear to the new ballroom?

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Mark Jacob @markjacob.bsky.social · 7h

🧵 Pop quiz: Who said these things about Trump? 🧵
1. “America’s Hitler.”
2. “Lacks the character and moral center we desperately need.”
3. “A race-baiting, xenophobic, religious bigot.”
4. “Con artist.”
5. “Insulting to women.”
6. “Inexcusable.”
7. “Pathological liar.”

Graphic shows the definition of the word "hypocrite"

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David F. Soros @wiselineprt.bsky.social · 7h

President Id has already set precedent that he'll stop spending for things he doesn't like, going forward he'll do it whenever he wants. Now it's the turn for spending on things Congress hasn't approved.