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Urban Richard Simmons

Urban Richard Simmons

@winwhite97.bsky.social

1.2K followers 370 following 770 posts

Big, black and mean faced. God of Mischief. I really like dinosaurs. Burdened with glorious purpose. SUPERBOY NASM CPT&NavyVet (sorta gay, sorta dumb.. but not really)

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Urban Richard Simmons @winwhite97.bsky.social · 2d

Fall. In. Line!

Urban Richard Simmons @winwhite97.bsky.social · 2d

@mrambitious.bsky.social has come back to X!

What’s stopping you?

Urban Richard Simmons @winwhite97.bsky.social · 5d

I’ll be back in a few days..

Y’all know what I want.

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Urban Richard Simmons @winwhite97.bsky.social · Sep 30

This app is an eyesore #ComeBackToX 🥺

Urban Richard Simmons @winwhite97.bsky.social · Sep 25

No! Let them ho’s fight!

Urban Richard Simmons @winwhite97.bsky.social · Sep 25

😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂 JUST COME BACK!!

Will. (he/him) @iamwlaw.bsky.social · Sep 24

Sorry to bring stan mess from that app to this one, but this is the one that really made me roll my eyes. Quoting something from 2012 with something from 2024 in current day … for what reason? lol what’s the flex here? What’s the dig? And why now? Like??

Urban Richard Simmons @winwhite97.bsky.social · Sep 19

Gay

Urban Richard Simmons @winwhite97.bsky.social · Sep 1

BITCH!!!!!!!!!!!!

Mela Yela @melayela.bsky.social · Sep 1

Praise & Worship was lit tho 🕊️

Urban Richard Simmons @winwhite97.bsky.social · Aug 29

So y’all ho’s and ran through, got it.

Urban Richard Simmons @winwhite97.bsky.social · Aug 28

Come the fuck back!

Urban Richard Simmons @winwhite97.bsky.social · Aug 28

You a ho and you ran through if you don’t come back to X tonight.

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Urban Richard Simmons @winwhite97.bsky.social · Aug 19

COME BACK TO X
COME BACK TO X
COME BACK TO X
COME BACK TO X
COME BACK TO X
COME BACK TO X
COME BACK TO X
COME BACK TO—

Urban Richard Simmons @winwhite97.bsky.social · Aug 9

Girl shut up

Urban Richard Simmons @winwhite97.bsky.social · Aug 8

We need to hang soon!

Urban Richard Simmons @winwhite97.bsky.social · Aug 8

This is X behavior

Urban Richard Simmons @winwhite97.bsky.social · Aug 8

Urban Richard Simmons @winwhite97.bsky.social · Aug 7

Oh dear

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Urban Richard Simmons @winwhite97.bsky.social · Aug 7

Selfish AF 🙄

Urban Richard Simmons @winwhite97.bsky.social · Aug 7

I tried! An honest try too!

Urban Richard Simmons @winwhite97.bsky.social · Aug 7

I’m already bored 🙄

Urban Richard Simmons @winwhite97.bsky.social · Aug 7

Can y’all come back to X

Urban Richard Simmons @winwhite97.bsky.social · Jul 8

Mr. Fitness Influencer???

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Urban Richard Simmons @winwhite97.bsky.social · Jul 8

Heyyy

Urban Richard Simmons @winwhite97.bsky.social · Mar 11

Ho is you cool?

Urban Richard Simmons @winwhite97.bsky.social · Feb 21

Super Strength Indestructible Skin Sexual Confusion

V Smith @vincsmith.bsky.social · Feb 21

Based on what your career is, what would your super power be?

For me I’d say mine would be shape shifting, transfiguration or casting glamours.