Willow Minder
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willowminder.bsky.social
I once bricked a laptop with an update. In case anyone was wondering why I am two operating systems behind.
propcazhpm.bsky.social
From a product management standpoint, seems like makers of most products have lost their way. Upgrades are becoming dreaded in every sphere of life.

Enshitification is too mild a word.

We're now expecting upgrades to make products worse, to add inconvenience, or to diminish privacy and choice.
dannypalmer.bsky.social
The future is great, huh?

"A software update to Jeep 4xE models caused major malfunctions over the weekend – leaving many owners stranded and some in danger after their power failed."

www.thestack.technology/jeep-softwar...
willowminder.bsky.social
I am going to start a new Underground Railroad.
willowminder.bsky.social
I was attending my friend's divorce proceedings at Cheerleaders and a young lady danced to King Crimson. I will never forget that moment.
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m-theory3.bsky.social
This is the nation that we are now. This nation is unbelievably sick.
willowminder.bsky.social
"So, Mister Hammond, if I say I'm a dinosaur man, you will agree. Now, you have a great chance here, but bear in mind, you can lose it all if you're not careful."
willowminder.bsky.social
how much could it possibly weigh?
willowminder.bsky.social
imagine living your life like this
willowminder.bsky.social
I'm keeping myself clean. It's not my problem that my father is such a pig.
Donut the grey and white cat is washing his chest, pink tongue extended
willowminder.bsky.social
AI has taught me something very valuable! That I engage with art to fetishize human creativity. To revel in the artistic choices that musicians, painters, writers, and filmmakers make in execution of a piece of art.

AI has none of that shit. It is less than useless.
willowminder.bsky.social
Anyone actually doing something? I will believe it when I see it.
willowminder.bsky.social
no one is doing anything about it, so it will only continue and get worse
willowminder.bsky.social
"turn dial to make worm pop out of ear"
willowminder.bsky.social
No American LEO has ever planted a gun or a knife on a suspect, nope, not ever.
willowminder.bsky.social
it took like five years to destroy the internet with AI and it will take like fifty years to fix all the damage
willowminder.bsky.social
Holy shit. Slavery is a job now. If you don't like your boss or want better benefits, you can get a new slave gig!

I mean God damn.
willowminder.bsky.social
Nixon gave us Roger Ailes, who made sure America would welcome a fascist takeover the next time.
willowminder.bsky.social
(absentmindedly flips it occasionally for months)
(gets random email from unknown sender)
"CAN YOU STOP WITH THE LIGHTS PLEASE?"
willowminder.bsky.social
Legacy news organizations are utterly unprepared for our current moment in history.
willowminder.bsky.social
Too many to count. How many drunk fat 60 year old married dudes have offered her five figures to do hand stuff?
willowminder.bsky.social
Hey fuck Corey Booker and every one of these mealy mouth genocide ignorers.
willowminder.bsky.social
"Israeli hostages are returning to their wonderful families! Palestinian criminals are roaming free, and returning to a graveyard."
willowminder.bsky.social
more likely outcome: 70 meetings about how to inspire these young men to vote Dem