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Will Holdaway
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Oldham Athletic fan living in that London. Former Basketcase. El Presidente (interim) of Oldham Athletic Supporters in the South. Editor, Boundary Bulletin. #oafc
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The OG music platform. Fill it it full of your Napster knock-offs and it didn’t care. Windows media player was way more picky.
95% of air crew training is safety training.
Next time someone tells you that train drivers "just push buttons" show them this from the BBC
Amazing how their racist fingers can find their racist keys. They need work on the spelling -
and on walking while beating their wives at the same time - but the thumb typing is both impressive and promising.
The Times has won halloween with it's photo feature of young Tories.
Echo chamber aren’t ye? Very farmer to be interested in only the things you want to hear. Them cows won’t milk themselves in the morning.
Goalkeepers whose names are also verbs: Jan Oblak.
There’s an under-explored further loophole through which these two lads escaped. The law says the information must be *useful* to an enemy.

A bunch of unclassified crap from the desk of a constituency MP will never stand up as useful, even in a closed court.
If you shoot accurately towards Pickford’s right, you score. That means YOU Woolfinder.
Looks like woolly Lancashire hotpot to me. Bet you can knit a jumper from the offcuts.
Follow them home, then knock on *their* door wearing your Martin McGuinness.
The world’s most biteable bone.
I’ve seen this man up close and personal and can confirm that he is brain dead.
Everyone round Oldham thought FCUM v Chadderton was the proper grudge match of the last round. Not so.
Bollocks II
Bollocks III
Bollocks IV…
Bollocks
The Bollocks
Some Sunday evening fun.

I’ll go first;

Ferris Bueller’s Bollocks Off.
What happened to body warmers?
Skalextric with the lights off.
Which Spoons are you in?
You do know that Moers, Germany is famous for wool right?
Got the nephew staying at the moment. He wants the heating on because he’s got a cold. I have supplied extra blankets.
BANGER
Here’s a poem called ‘English Roundabouts’.