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Whistling Batter @whistlingbatter.bsky.social · 9h

have you considered Heroin.

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Whistling Batter @whistlingbatter.bsky.social · 9h

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Whistling Batter @whistlingbatter.bsky.social · 9h

a cartoon of donald trump saying i ve lost kilmeade

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Whistling Batter @whistlingbatter.bsky.social · 9h

why is it so warm still

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Whistling Batter @whistlingbatter.bsky.social · 9h

he was Pete Rose, but without the 14 year old child fucking, or the gambling on baseball.

Whistling Batter @whistlingbatter.bsky.social · 9h

yes. its how I discovered Wynton

are you Marsalisplaining?

Whistling Batter @whistlingbatter.bsky.social · 9h

how many 80s kids discovered him via Sting.

bring on the night

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Whistling Batter @whistlingbatter.bsky.social · 10h

BRENNER

Whistling Batter @whistlingbatter.bsky.social · 10h

also known as a new Ozempic script

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Whistling Batter @whistlingbatter.bsky.social · 10h

Weymouth->Gordon

all the best Bands have Lady Bassists.

"and she held the bass like Bill Wyman
Now I am her biggest fan"

Whistling Batter @whistlingbatter.bsky.social · 10h

We're the Stone Roses, and we are ready to 1989 you

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Whistling Batter @whistlingbatter.bsky.social · 10h

JFC!
the Vida Veto destroyed my boys

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Whistling Batter @whistlingbatter.bsky.social · 10h

I prefer crusty bread
I'm 2000 years of euro peasants.
Evoluton is real.

Whistling Batter @whistlingbatter.bsky.social · 10h

Diedrich played it like a champion

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Whistling Batter @whistlingbatter.bsky.social · 10h

almost as good as Dido Time

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Whistling Batter @whistlingbatter.bsky.social · 10h

a woman says we 're cougars to another woman in a room

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Whistling Batter @whistlingbatter.bsky.social · 10h

we've got Evander and you don't

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Steven Beschloss @stevenbeschloss.bsky.social · 10h

Sounds about right to me.

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Whistling Batter @whistlingbatter.bsky.social · 10h

In Bumfuck USA and NYC there's a growing feeling of hysteria
Conditioned to respond to all the threats
In the rhetorical speeches of the GOP
Mister TACO said, "We will bury you"
I don't subscribe to this point of view
It'd be such an ignorant thing to do
If the GOP love their children too

Whistling Batter @whistlingbatter.bsky.social · 10h

there's nothing more American than Chicken.

Whistling Batter @whistlingbatter.bsky.social · 10h

*less offensive than Baby Batter

Whistling Batter @whistlingbatter.bsky.social · 10h

just changed my name to Teenage Batter

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Whistling Batter @whistlingbatter.bsky.social · 10h

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Whistling Batter @whistlingbatter.bsky.social · 11h

Teenage Hadebe.
that is all.

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Whistling Batter @whistlingbatter.bsky.social · 11h

cc: ICE

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