Melissa
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Melissa
@whisperwalrus.bsky.social
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🏳️‍⚧️ I'm about cars, pro wrestling, infosec, philosophy, altered states of consciousness, and actually enjoying being alive.
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Billy Gunn is so charismatic! Seems like one of those, "Give him a gimmick, and he'll get it over somehow" type wrestlers. And you could see the talent on the Gunns earlier, even if a lot of people didn't take them seriously because they were deliberate stooges.
Even when the entrance was new, people live could hear the faint intro and know it was coming. Has kind of an old Western melody to it with an old large iron bell clank. And everything would get dark, and half the crowd is already cheering. That entrance was immediately so over.
I really hope that, one day, Johnny TV has some big epic rivalry with a luchador: Where he loses everything and has to become Johnny Mundo again to redeem himself. Johnny Mundo is my favorite incarnation of John Morrison to date! #AEW #LuchaUnderground
Just love the progression of the Gunn Club. Being stooge heels for years. Then instantly gets over when paired with Bullet Club Gold. Let's be honest: It's the entrance. They harnessed pure aura and never looked back.

#AEW #AEWCollision #BulletClub
Can Mason Madden just dress up as Taya regularly? He looks like a JoJo character!

#AEW #AEWCollision #JoJosBizarreAdventure
Oh I'm glad you said something! I was missing it too! Forgot it was Saturday, and I did not know what that means! 😮
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Honestly I think part of the issue is that AEW has such a wide appeal (women and queers love the dub lmao) that some of these straight white men are completely baffled by it. AEW IS attracting new people, they're just not people like Bryan Alvarez. And that for some reason is an issue for them.
They are like, "Attn: Law Enforcement" and then basically say, "Join us to go after the worst of the worst, people that are so dangerous, the police are forced to stand down."

Even though they're literally just abducting children and terrorizing liberal cities.
I am always delighted, when you jump out of my dreams and into my DMs 😘

But showing off to you is its own reward, you don't owe me anything. (Unless you want more dominant Mel then you're damn right you owe me, and you better get on it! 😏)
Oh no! Don't worry, love! You don't need TikTok You can always compliment my boobs whenever you want! 😂🤣😎
I think a big part of it is probably the notion that if you just bet one more time, you could win back your losses of the week, then the day, then the last few hours. Keep digging a hole deeper for the allure of finding a rope ladder at the bottom.
This looks so good! I love how her roll is so slow and smooth, and deliberate. Looks great but also keeps from torquing his neck too fast. 10/10!
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I haven't seen any reports of ICE commercials on Dynamite either!

But I HAVE seen a lot of people who got them before, saying they haven't seen a single one tonight.

If that's the case, WELL DONE to the AEW community for banding together on this. 🥹👏❤️
a fun ass Dynamite and not a single ICE commercial, are we back chat? #AEW
You know... I watched TNT through Sling, usually saw them. Didn't see them today!
Normally, I just hit the upshift paddle and go about my business. But the computer lagged or something and didn't upshift, just sat there redlining at like 30mph for over 30 seconds.

It's OK, could be worse! I caught it super early. I doubt anything major will be damaged.
My #Cadillac has a "fun" little mode where it detects a high-G turn, like carrying a lot of speed through a turn (in a car that's built to handle well) and it thinks you're racing, so it keeps the engine revved for you.

Aaaand now I need a new head gasket 🙃😂
Ricochet is just too damn good! Such a legendary high-flyer. Does everything great!
Absolutely! Penelope is SUCH a baddie and I always wish we'd see more of her and Kip in the ring. She's so athletic and tough!

I dabbled in archived CZW for a little while 2-3 years ago, and was surprised by how many familiar faces I saw!
I know, right?!? We have been waiting for so long! Momma's Home!!!
stat world champ era is what dreams are made of #AEWDynamite 🤼
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Kyle O'Reilly is so much fun, and then every once in a while he shows up to remind us all who the fuck he is 🔥🔥🔥

#AEWDynamite
2 Blood and Guts matches on the SAME CARD?!?

And I get to be there live, in the best seat I've ever bought for AEW?!?

Oh wow, someone pinch me! I'm dreaming!

#AEWBloodandGuts
I just love tension between allies, and obvious foreshadowing of a coming betrayal. Okada & Takeshita remind me of the MJF & Adam Cole bromance. You just know it's going to happen, but you don't know who will betray who first, or how, or when. Makes for some of my fav storylines #AEWDynamite #AEW